Tonight: A single date card arrives and one lucky girl is whisked away blindfolded. During an intense cocktail party, two girls go head-to-head in a war of words, and another is reduced to tears.
Hmm, that date sounds more like a case of kidnapping. Or perhaps just how they do romance on a show where calling someone a “C U next Tuesday” is a mating call.
On Thursday: One lucky girl gets a playful date with Matt where there’s chemistry galore and massages. Matt’s best mate arrives to meet some of the girls, and at the cocktail party Matt has a romantic pash.
Again? Honestly this sounds like the recap for his date with chemistry girl Chelsea and his wotserface pash.