Daisy’s Bold and the Beautiful chat – May

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“Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble. What has Brooke done to her eyes?”

It’s interesting symbolically that the three witches, I mean, the three Logan girls are dressed in white, red and black.

Meanwhile, I feel like the better question is, “What hasn’t Brooke done to her eyes?”

I kinda lost interest in the show, a bit, last month. The only storyline I was interested in was the baby-swap, and that fizzled out. And the sheer audacity of the, “Flo’s a random girl from Wyatt’s past, but lo and behold — despite the fact that there are three and a half billion men on this planet that her mother could’ve had a relationship with — Flo’s actually related by blood to this bunch of weirdos” storyline just made me lose what little patience I had left.

It’s dragging its feet. 😪

I’ll watch it this arvo , then

Thomas decides he’s going to split up Liam and Hope and have her to himself.

Liam tries to get romantic with Hope but she’s a dead fish who’d prefer him to go to Steffy and join her on the “business trip”

Groundhog Day

Liam popped his cork in vain. Thomas doesn’t want to get a head of himself. But he is.

Hope is willing to have a meal but no afters.

There’s always an ajar door at Forrester’s and today sees Quinn observing a friendly hug between Sally and Douglas. Quinn storms to Wyatt and starts the rumour mongering like a wildfire.

Liam finally has sex with Hope but before long Douglas turns up and plays her videos from Paris , telling her that Liam must go to Paris. Hope buys into it pretty easily.

Groundhog Day for baby switch.

I dont think i fell asleep today so how did i miss douglas persuading hope to let liam go to paris? Ive given up waiting for the baby switch to unfurl.

I am wondering if anyone is ever going to tell Hope the truth, or if it will require a trip behind a potplant. It’s not going to happen for awhile because they will play out the Thomas steals Hope storyline.
I wish they would just hurry up before Phoebeth reaches puberty.
Farout, Thomas is now forging a four year old’s drawings. Does he not know how hard that is? And evil.
Liam and Hope are doing it with the curtains open, so based on comments here, I expect Thomas and Daniel to turn up, rapping at the window, calling, “Mommy Hope”.
Sally has sworn herself to secrecy which is bound to put her in trouble with Flubber Boy.

I meant Thomas, not “Douglas”. I’m losing the plot over a show that has no plot.

I can’t overlook the fact that Liam and Hope live in Eric’s garden, but have sex with all the windows open. Even Eric’s gardener could enjoy the show, not to mention Katy with the telescope next door.

Hope gets rid of lemming Liam , he’ll be on the next plane to Paris. Meantime, Thomas watches from the garden , like a peeping Tom. Hope bought into that “Da da” video.Thomas is plain evil and a n awful actor to boot.

Quinn tells Sally Spectra the facts of life , while Flubber Boy meekly tries to defend her.

Another Groundhog Day

BTW, Auntie Hope would put little Douglas’s picture on her fridge and show him to say thankyou when he came over. Then he would say, “Wait what?”.

Also Auntie Hope would kind of be morally obliged to tell Stephie that her nanny had been videoing “her” girls and sending the videos without her knowledge and approval.
Oh well. Details.

On today’s riveting episode, Bill proposes to Katie! That’d be the third time that Bill has wanted to try marrying Katie. Who does Bill think Katie is? Brooke? Meanwhile, Katie runs off and tells Brooke what happened. Brooke is shocked — absolutely shattered — to discover that people don’t automatically say “yes” to marriage proposals. I feel like Brooke’s entire world just shook.

Oh, and Flo ends the episode vaguely threatening Zoey that she’ll tell the Logans about the baby-swap thing. This is about the 400th time Flo has threatened to do that, so nobody really takes her seriously anymore. C’mon Flo. That’s not gonna make your Forrester Creations credentials! At least have an affair with a sibling’s partner, child or parent first.

I just got whiplash watching Bill move on.

There is a huge flaw in the plot, well lots but; if Shauna thought Storm was soooo wonderful, why would she hide Flo’s paternity from her. Since she has encouraged Flo to continue her terrible, evil lie in order to be a Logan and latch onto the Forrester wealth, then she would have been bringing her around to Daddy long ago, before he shot himself. Sorry to spoil it for everyone. 😂

Denise Richards has had a lift around her mouth. It looked a lot better. It didn’t look like a sagging hamburger today.

So, following in Taylor’s footsteps, Shauna is also a gun-slinger. Flo makes even more mewing about, “I’m telling”, and Zoe pops her so she cracks her nut. Shauna walks in, armed and aims at Zoe.
But wind back; skinny-faced, scary-eyed Brooke and bouncy-breasted Donna coo to Katy what a great idea it would be for her to put her trust in Bill and marry him. So convinced, Katy heads straight to IlGiodino’s (where else?) to tell Bill that she will accept his proposal, but when she gets there, oh dear, Bill and Shauna are already drooling over the idea of another sexual liaison. Katy remains hidden, aghast, behind Il Giordino’s shrubbery.

Tough Mama Shauna’s in on the secret now and has convinced Flo to keep her mouth shut. Besides, Hope has just offered Flo a swanky( bludgefest) job at Forrester Creations.

Shauna gets a close up, but is that a dot of cocaine or something else in her nostril?

Thomas welcomes the news that Hope is moving in so he can walk around at midnight makinbb snacks in his boxers.

And here he tells the family how he starts the day before getting out of bed.

Slept through today’s ep.

I bet all hell broke loose.

Not at all Dave

Flo; “I’m going to tell”. Groundhog.

Sally is beginning to incriminate herself going along with Thomas’s evildings. This will most likely be the thing that sends Flubber into Flo’s arms. Flubber and Flo. It goes. I hope that after Flo sorts out all her problems, she stops moping around looking like she needs to vomit.
Perhaps June might bring us some relief. I can fit in one more madcap before we leave in early June, then it’s over to Dave to shed his insight.

I only caught the last bit.

Flo and Wyatt share passionate kissing, the Shauna comes out of a bedroom and busts them. What a catch Mr Flubber is.

Then Flo, Shauna and Skeletor have a boy scout pact about keeping the Groundhog Day secret between them forever. Good luck with that.

Nothing will have changed in your absence Daisy. That child will be ancient by the the time Hope finds out, if she ever does.

When it all comes out, Sad Sack Flo will probably blame Zoe and Shauna for “making” her keep it a secret, just like she blames Dr Hooks for Hooking her. But we know the truth. She found out what Hooks was doing, and went along with it anyway.

Still stretching it out. Who will crumble first? Now that Flo has a job offer at Forrester (from barmaid to international top model?) the secret might be discovered by Pam incidentally standing behind a rack of dresses.

Yesterday Flubber Boy wasted no time consoling himself with Flo’s lips. Oh….and Thomas is a predator. From doing the deed with a semi-comatose Caroline (his father’s “wife”) to sending fake letters to Hope and manipulating her husband out of the country. And remember when Ivy was dating Wipes…(or was it Liam?) and Thomas was seducing her by making sandwiches topless? And no I don’t mean open sandwiches.

Why would open sandwiches be enough to … ooooh.

How many more Groundhog days is it going to take?

Flo will be wearing the show stopper at the next Forrester Creations launch and Skeletor will have to watch through gritted teeth.

This new Thomas is the son of Satan.

Now Flo can get cracking, sleeping her way through the cast.
Where has Rick gone? Having an affair shouldn’t keep him away.

And how come the Forresters and Spencers never vote? Nor excuse themselves from a room to go to the toilet. No wait, Quinn did once but then she met Ridge in there.

Flo takes the job at FC. Barmaid and croupier to gifted designer in the blink of an eye..

Thomas does more brainwashing on Hope, pushing the happy family ideals.

Groundhog Day.

Im away this week but dont expect any changes before i get back, just waffle.

More Thomas playing Dr Phil today. He puts his singlet on and massages Hope’s mind some more.Friction of the worst kind between Wyatt and Sally as he doesn’t buy her “I was comforting Thomas” true confession

A load of waffle, as Sara predicted. Groundhog week on the horizon,plenty of bad acting in store.

Ffd, ffd, fffd. It’s a pretty bad ep when you can view it in 10 minutes or less, and the scenes between the Flamingo and the Pork Belly are the highlight.
Thomas is a predator and a groomer. He might as well wear all black and have a thin curly moustache. He is tying the damsel to the railway line.
Flamingo is on her way out as Porkbelly needs an excuse to press his flubber up against Flo’s taught abs.
And who is in charge of wardrobe? Last week Flo was wearing a pink tennis jumpsuit, and today Sally was wearing something that might have been a netball outfit, or a trapeze costume. Fashion line by Venus Williams.

If they don’t get on with it, I’m going to have nothing to work with for my final madcap before going away.

I think the babyswap was something they never intended to end. Like, they threw it in, and then just left it open-ended, without any real plans to resolve it (beyond, it’s there, and we can go back to it at some undetermined point in the future).

Which is irritating, but par for the course, really. That Flo has turned out to be a Logan is more obnoxious to me, personally.

Meanwhile, Thomas is far more interesting as a shirtless villain. C’mon Thomas, real evil-doers don’t like t-shirts. Release your nipples of DOOM.

If you want more nips from Thomas, I will get them for you tomorrow, Windsong. But Thomas’s headlights don’t move me. Not sure if they will put Hope under their spell.

Thomas proposes to Hope, who bolts. Meantime Wyatt gets on the blower and tells Liam that Thomas is after his wife. Liam will be on the next plane.

Groundhog Day.Pitiful performances. Sally and Wyatt bust up.

Flubber, aka Porkbelly, doesn’t want to forgive Sally, inspite of her wearing an old tap dancing costume, because his testicles are already lighting up for Flo.

Stephie’s nanny (let’s not call it ) acting is so terrible that I would rather watch Flubber and Red. Why is this nanny so invested in Stephie and Liam’s relationship? It’s probably not in the job description.

Ridge and Brooke are hard at it again. No, not work. Just snogging in the office. Brooke tells Ridge that she has appointments but can cancel them for sex with him. Way to run a successful international fashion house.

Where’s Sally going to live now?

They need to pick up the pace.
BTW, inbetween pashing Ridge, Brooke found time to visit Studio 10 this morning.

Oh yeah, I forgot that devious lie that Caroline told Thomas she wanted him and Hope together.
Sally is just walking out the door, so how many seconds till Flubber and Flo hook up? Liam is putting on his astonished face as Flubber tells him what Thomas is scheming.

Thank you, not much seems to have happened in my absence!

Ground Hog.

Liam rushes home (from his ex-wife and sometimes daughters? Gosh, figuring out those relationships would require a college thesis) to confront Thomas about trying to win Hope back (because whiny, spoiled Hope is such a prize?).

Still, as evil as Thomas’s dark eyes and shirtless shenanigans have been, Liam (and Wyatt too, to be honest) has something Thomas lacks. A good 20 extra kilos, for a start…

Porkbelly “hates secrets”. Except that he failed to tell Sally about his secretly kissing Flo.

It shouldn’t be long now before the secret about the baby is out. I mean, how many conversations can Flo and Zo have at work before Pam overhears them from behind a tray of lemon bars.

Flubberguts is onto Flo like a fly onto a piece of ……nevermind. If it’s one thing Flub can’t abide in a relationship, it’s secrecy and dishonesty a la Sally. Flo would never do that and their destiny was sealed at Bikini. They kiss and get a few seconds of Kenny G seduction muzak . Flub’s in luurve. He moves on so quickly. Flo reminds Flub how he left her high and dry last time. He’s a Spencer

Quinn and Sally discuss why Wyatt dumped her.

Liam comes back and instead of punching Thomas out, he moralises and gives another appalling performance. Thomas isn’t done as he pulls out one of Douglas’ heartbreaking scribblings and uses it to hipnotize Hope, who looks undecided about which weasel to choose. Or which groundhog.

Thomas is all cheek. His reasoning is so Handmaid’s Tale. He wants to USE Hope as a surrogate.
Honest Flo and unsecretive, transparent Flubberbelly move on from Sally without her knowing. I thought Quinn was quite restrained in sealing Sally’s fate, especially as Sally, who claimed she WASN’T defending Thomas, WAS defending Thomas.
I can’t wait until Flubber discovers that Flo’s secret is a teeny tiny bit worse than Sally’s secret. And Hope stops short of her “I do” to Thomas as she discovers the truth. Isn’t that usually how it goes?

Everybody’s being particularly irritating today, and I don’t like it.

Wyatt’s delivering long monologues about how he and Sally were going to get married and how he’s heart-broken that it ended … even though he dropped her like a sack of potatoes, the second it was convenient.

Quinn’s talking about how, “Shawna and Flo have such a tiny apartment, and when I look around, I realise just how far I’ve come in my own life…” Quinn, you seduced a horny sugar-daddy. That’s it. That’s your life accomplishment, right there honey. That’s how you accumulated all your wealth (which isn’t even yours). Try and keep some perspective.

Meanwhile, an ever-irritating Hope tells Thomas (who is disappointingly fully-clothed) how her first priority is always her husband Liam. Would that be the same husband you’ve been trying to break up with, and pushing out the door, for about six months now, Hope? That husband?

These idiots.