I love it when the writers of B&B get high, which they seem to be at the moment. The story lines are crazy, which makes the usual Lazy Susan of Love more interesting.
Stephie had a Helen Reddy moment, and decided to roar. In so doing she handed Liam to Hope, rather than making her fight for him. Hope has been confused because The High Road has always been locked in to her GPS, but now it seems Stephie knows that Route too. And doesn’t she wear it well with her black Turning Japanese look. Ridge is proud of her. Liam is proud of her. Hope is relieved and thankful. But Brooke smells an LA rat, and scrunches up her watery eyes to let us know it. Not content with running off to make her nest with Prince Charming, Hope wants to feather it too, with soft things from her Hope for the Future collection. But Ridge has given the girls a new battle ground, and Stephie tells Hope that she can’t have the baby AND the pram. Or the fashion line AND the man. Hope says, “Why not?”, and Brooke goes into the front line, claws sharpened. Brooke is on the verge of bedding Bill, but Ridge is still hoping Stephie can come out of the battle with something, although he claims it’s all just business.
On the sidelines, Thorne has been wrapping a semi-naked Katy around his little finger. (Let’s just call it that). Katy, has lost her purple undied way, wandering from one bad choice to another. As Dave said, Will could have built a meth lab in his bedroom and Katy wouldn’t know it because she has been too busy since Wipes and Thorne, having Day Sex. I guess the Social Media Department works from home.
Also on the sidelines, Bill seems to have recovered his heart from Stephie, and reveries of Brooke in the hot-air balloon are returning. Too bad. I was hoping that he would stick it to Thorne by stealing Katy back. Although I think she might need a good rinse out first.
I will leave it at that for now, although I think October might see some of the other cast step in with a few lines, such as Zander, Skeletor and little Tellytubby. And yes, hopefully Quinn might get to steam up our lounge rooms with Ridge, and bitchslap Brooke. She deserves it.
Will Hope’s baby make it to term? And will the two cousin babies be old enough to drink, and be driving cars by December? We shall see.
Have fun watching. 😊
For a minute, Hope thought it was going her way.
Her turd in shining armour Liam will help her get over it. We’re all family.
Thanks for the Oct showstopper, daisy.
Ridge has to make the tough announcement.
The knives are out.
The New Intimates now has a men’s line. Ridge can put his in mothballs.
Skeletor is on the catwalk again, modelling Steffy’s line of lingerie.
Steffy herself is dressed as the Whore Of Babylon, extolling the cherished Forrester family values to the hilt. Ridge is so proud but he’s catching hell from Brooke about his bottom line call.
Zander and Emma find some time alone. Skeletor is on the trail.
Good description of Stephie’s look tonight, Dave. In fact Hope probably would suggest that name for the line.
This can’t end well. Liam has cleverly excused himself,while Stephie and Hope shoot lady like (so far) verbal abuse. Hope reminds Stephie she’s a sl*t, Stephie reminds Hope her mother’s a sl*t. Stephie tells hope she’s judgy.
Brooke is seething and Ridge gets the hint that he won’t be getting any tonight.
Note the little alliances. Quinn and Sally went team Stephie. Zander rebuked Tellytubby for taking sides while still an intern.
Katy and Thorne weren’t in it today, so we know where they were. Katy might have already put her bulk order in with Stephie.
Hope and Stephie are still politely hostile, (each want to claim moral superiority) while Liam looks the other way.
Wow! Hope just throws out the insults, but adda, “No, that’s a good thing”.
Not long ago Hope wanted Liam, now she wants the business. Want, want, want. Get over it Hopeless.
Zander decides Emma”s first time should be in a bar, with nothing but flimsy curtains separating them from the other patrons. What a charmer.
Skeletor was there waiting to pounce.
So much for the Bridge “truce”.It won’t last.
We haven’t seen Katy or Thorne for a bit, so they must be having day sex while young Will is in his room discovering erotic asphyxiation. Roll on the end of school holidays so Will can have some supervision. He will probably return next term with his voice (and testicles) lowered. It’s faster than dog years. Where is young Lizzie? She must be about 40 by now.
Bridge should collapse tonight. Brooke will probably have another highly secretive, furtive meeting with Bill at Il Giordinos. If they don’t want anyone to know, why don’t they just hire the cabana at The Bikini.
That meeting at Il Gardino’s came to pass, and Bill tried to lock lips with Brooke but I think she’ll kiss him back on Monday and the Lazy Susan will start spinning again.
Here we go…..”My wife/husband doesn’t understand me”. And Bridge unravels.
“Bill will still be able to see his son at Thorne…..I mean Katy’s discretion”.
“Little Emma” the bruiser, scared off the skinny models from cooing over Zander. She apologized to Zander that having to wait to make Coo Coo in the Cabana was “frushtrating”. If I was Zander I would go for the girl who knows how to pronounce “frustrating”.
Wow, Katie needs a double Dr Phil for letting a boyfriend have take over control of her son after the sheets have barely dried from the previous boyfriend.
Stephie and Ridge praise Katie and Thorne for being discreet and keeping their affair out of the office. They sure as hell do. They clock on in Katie’s love shack.
We didn’t get programme yesterday, motor racing, but double episode Monday.
Well the main the Sara was Ridge and Thorne trying to take Will’s dad away, Thorne being a dickand Katy remindinb us how weak she is. I’m surprised she hasn’t needed a brandy.
And Brooke not looking genuinely offended when Bill zoomed in with a lip-lock. She had an obligatory sort of gasp…but she loved it.
Katy accepts Thorne’s proposal of marriage and they jump in the sack. Kenny G blows up a storm. Of course, the phone rings at orgasm time. Thorne is being shit canned at a FC meeting. Brooke will work to sabotage the Orange Lurch.
Ridge is outraged that Brooke defends Bill and then Bill sends Brooke a text. How thoughtful of him. It will be back on soon.
😂😂😂 I napped through it….not like a Katy and Thorne nap. No afternoon delight.
I turned my head and missed what the text said! Brooke is becoming more evil than ever
She’s got the look, Sara. She’s got the look.
Lips pursed, head back, eyes narrowed. She is probably loving the opportunity to role out her acting skills; everything she learned in soap opera 101. It sure beats getting to play the soppy, holier than thou roles of Lope.
The look on Bill’s face when he sees the rock on Katie’s finger is worth the ep.
Ridge calls Bill “an emotional wrecking ball ”
Zander and Sally score jobs at Intimates.
Oh great. I look forward to the look on little Tellytubby’s face when philandering Zander and Skeletor do their model pony walk, hand in hand down the catwalk in their skimpy undies. The writing is on the changeroom wall.
Models have to just get changed no matter who is watching.
I caught few minutes of it today.
It baffled me that Katie was so concerned about the kid (who’s name probably doesn’t even matter) reacting to a potential step-father. Does nobody in this world actually remember that the standard marriage, between any of these ridiculous people, can be clocked on an egg-timer?
If the kid’s upset at the thought of having a step-dad, who cares? He’s gonna have another one in ten minutes.
It’s called a lazy susan of stepdads, Windsong. Katy has the brain of a flea but the libido of a sax loving rabbit. Or is it her neediness that sees her run for the purple satin bras whenever anything with two Ys and a penis wants to marry her?
So Brooke and Katie have both had Bill, Ridge, Thorne – have I missed anyone?
Are you only referring to the universal set, Sara? It’s a good thing Brooke doesn’t tattoo her sleeping partners na es on her body. She’d look like a smurf.
😂😂😂😂😂 Katy just told Bill that Will need the emotional stability that only she and Orange Lurch can give. And how long has she been bonking Lurch? And how long did she take to leap from Wipes to Orange Lurch. Hell the change over was so so fast that Lurch was probably picking Wipes’ pubic hair from his own teeth.
… there’s a mental picture.
Happy to oblige. 😂😂😂
Stephie’s recruiting….Hope’s staff. Sorry Hope, you snooze, you loose. You should have let Sally design.
Zander on the other hand, well the temptation to get his kit off was too appealing. Zoe was salivating all over bare chested Zander. He didn’t pull away quick enough.
I will leave Windsong with that image.
Where’s Tellytubby? Nowhere in sight to rescue Zander.
All about the wrath of Dollar Bill on the “glorified tailor” and “spineless weasel” today.
Justin will dig some blackmail dirt up to “persuade” the judge in the custody suit.
Why hire a professional child psychologist when you have Orange Lurch saying what’s best for Will?
And Liam is taking to Mormonism like Imelda Marcos in a shoe shop.
Go Bill. Do your worst.
Here we go; when Brooke finds out about Ridge’s judge fixing, she will want to dump him, saying he’s no better than Bill. When Ridge discovers Brooke has been visiting her ex, he will be ripe picking for Brooke.
That’s my guess.
Ta, daisy. Missed it today.
Thorne was being a bastard. He pushed the wedding forward to tomorrow to get custody of Will. Katy claimed it went against her feminist principles to rely on a man (yep, she said that), but agreed to the hasty wedding anyway.
Ridge told his friend the judge he wasn’t “asking, he was telling”, him to choose in Katy’s favour.
Next to Thorne and Ridge, Bill looked as clean as a whistle. He decided he would just plead his case honestly. With Brooke by his side, he was confident truth and justice would prevail. He hasn’t figured out yet that Ridge once paid the judges tuition.
The tug of war over young Will is going to screw him up but at the moment Katy is promising him the world with his new dad.
As if Katie will be burning her purple push ups anytime soon.
If I recall,Katie relied on kindly old sucker Eric to swing Will’s Private Boarding School deal.
I meant ripe picking for Quinn.
It’s Bill v the “cockroaches” (Billspeak for Forresters) for custody of little Will, who’s being given some last minute brainwashing by Lurch and Katie. He likes Lurch and there’s a nauseatingly cute three way hugfest on Katie’s worn out couch.
No wedding today. Just show boating at Katie’s love nest. Wagons being circled before the Custody hearing. How much excitement can we take?
Little Will is being promised the world by Katie and Orange Lurch, but he’ll be off to boarding school next week, while Katie straps on the purple push-ups and frgets to clock on at Forresters.
Ridge has been huffing and puffing about Bill’s lack of integrity…while he puts the judge in his back pocket.
Brooke has one foot in both camps, but she’s leaning to Bill’s side.
Katy and Clockwork Orange Lurch have hypnotized young Will. He’s in a smiling trance because they kept promising him the moon.
Little Will won’t be going on the honey”moon”
Another dull cockroach wedding.
Way to convince young Will that his Dad doesn’t want him. What Orange Lurch doesn’t play on a loop in his ear at night, Katy repeats to him every time she pursuades him that he will be loved now by her and his new dad.
PS, we all know why Will has play dates at his friends’ houses but none of them are allowed to visit the house of Logan Daysax.
This is “stability”, right?
I hope Katy and Orange Lurch can manage to get time off work for the honeymoon.
Orange Lurch reckons this will be a “stable and loving ” family.
From my lounge chair , it looks whirlwind and completely carnal.
The producers want us to bleed waiting for the custody cast to start.
Tomorrow at 4.30, I’ll be cheering for Bill. Orange Lurch has filled little Will’s head with cockroach waste.
Wait a second, Katie banged Bill and had Will (who they’re now fighting over re: custody), but wasn’t Katie previously banging one of Bill’s adult children?
All jokes aside about tangled family trees, isn’t that just really … creepy? What is wrong with these people?
It’s more a family vine than a damily tree.
Creepier than the creepiest creeper. Raising children in stable , loving families. Family loving families.
Btw,anyone seen RJ lately? Maybe he died of old age?
The custody hearing is a hoot. A feast of dirty laundry in the name of “stability”
Katie lies about being the conscientious mama she isn’t.
No result yet.
What? I’m out atm but I can’t believe you aren’t reporting that Katy and Thorne are divorced, that Katy has “moved on”, and Will has been placed in a retirement village.
I love that Katy thought that off-the-shoulder was the best dress choice for a custody hearing. I also loved the bit when Katy said kids grow up so fast.
And finally, I love that Ridge said that Katy takes Will to work. We’ve seen Katy and Thorne “working” from home, so I would hope not.
Who knew FC had a workplace “Child Care Centre”?
Katie must have agonized over wearing the purple push ups to court.
Maybe she’s already divorced Thorne and she’s using the purple bras to woo the judge and win the case?
Ridge has already threatened/persuaded the judge to find in “Katie Logan ~Forrester’s” favour.
Her own sister Brooke is going to sink her, I think. That they are both recovering alcoholics is sure to be played.
I think Bill will get the chocolates.
You’ve got the hang of the show, Windsong.
(The Nigella Lawson interview on the Project Wednesday night was very entertaining. The young blond guy was actually funny, but he had trouble getting Nigella to melt. She wasn’t about to make a joke of food. 😂)
“You had post partum depression. Nya nya”
“You were an alcoholic. Nya nya”
“You had an affair”
etc Dirty Deeds , Done Dirt Cheap.
Bill threatens the judge that he’ll fight the decision forever if he loses. He means it.
No result yet. How do we get through the weekend?
I will give you a tasty resolution to tie you over.
Brooke sleeps with judge to sway his decision. That trumps Ridge’s guilt trip. So Bill is able to call off the hounds. Next cliffhanger; will Ridge find out Brooke slept with his old college buddy.
Katy starts to realize how much she has been manipulated by Orange Lurch when his fake tan wears off, and he tries to convince her to give up her busy, job and stay home and have sex. No wait! They’ve already been doing that.
What is Katy’s job again???
Katy’s job is SM but the only media she can produce is a home-made sex tape.
Team Lurch win the custody suit. It’s a sweet victory for stability, after days of agony not knowing.
Hell yeah, Lurch will be one great role model.
Bill fumes. Brooke not happy. Don’t get mad, get even, Bill.
Ridge and the bent Judge exchange conspiratorial eye contact. You owe him one, Ridge. Ridge won’t part with a throat lozenge, I bet.
Is Bill gonna kidnap Will? Kind hearted Katie’s going to let him see him. Eavesdropping Ridge hears Bill’s/Justin’s strategy,
Utterly heart wrenching final scene. Words can’t convey…
Everyone’s bawling~ except Will and Orange Lurch.
Bill has Will crushed in a too late bear hug. Pass the tissues, please. Tears fall like rain.
Bill should sack Justin. He did a poor job of digging up dirt on the “squeaky clean” judge. He should have found the trail that lead to the judges balls in Ridge’s clenched fists. You’d never catch Judge Judy throwing a case.
Maybe Dollar Bill should just kick Justin’s sack instead.
All Bill needs to do now, and I have been telling him this all along, is to gently woo Katy. She’s a sap. It shouldn’t take much. A bit of Kenny Gee and a pearl necklace. 😜 There could be no better revenge on Orange Lurch than to steal the sexy, purple push-ups right from under him.
I think Brooke will move on Bill soon, to muddy the waters.
Big house like that and poor Kelly has to live in her bedroom
Nauseating scenes of Bill holding Kelly, making amends for the nth time.
Skeletor steals the show at FC and Emma sees it all.
Sally Spectra’s designs are praised to the hilt by Ridge. She celebrates by donning a woeful outfit seducing Wyatt.
No Will, Orange Lurch isn’t going to work , not at FC, anyway.
Katy; “Oh a Mommy sandwich”, as Thorne moves in on Katy and Will’s hug.
I just have to say it. Thorne is thinking burger.
Playing “hide the sausage”, perhaps.
I’ll bet Katy’s had a few of those in her time.
Every day, Windsong.
Sara and Dave; 😂😂😂
Kellie’s sleeping medicine must have finally worn off.
Emma;” You left England to get away from her”.
No little Emma, Zander left England to escape a jealous bunny boiler.
Sally could design for an S&M brand.
I can’t see any chemistry for Katy and Thorne. She only went for Wipes because Quinn told her to stop coming over leaving lipstick stains and wine glasses with Eric. Then she only went for Thorne’s thorn when things with Wipes shrivellled.
Brooke overhears Ridge thanking the custody judge. Goneski.
Bill is starting to fantasize about being with Brooke.
Well, when someone on B&B says, “No one can find out about this”, we know that someone will.
Thanks, Dave. I am just about to savour Ridge’s outing. Or should I say, “I take no pleasure in Ridge’s comeuppance”. But oh, I will. 😋
Atm, Sally is standing there in her ugly S&M undies. And Emma is lashing out because, “Zoe was enjoying it”. Zander must have psycho magnet undies.
And oh, oh, another young wannabe who is starstruck by Forresters.
Ooo ohhh ohh those black undies of Sally’s. The harsh and hideous line.
Sally’s striptease could use a little choreography. Perhaps Emma could come up with a routine for her.
Wyatt can pick ’em when it comes to awful lingerie. Sally looks like she’s wearing gaffa tape….part of the new bondage line at FC.
Gaffa tape. 😂😂😂😂 Yes. Now that you mention it. 😂😂😂
Bill has a very active imagination.
Brooke goes to shake down Judge Spineless, after snooping through Ridge’s phone while he showers. That old chestnut. Game over, Ridge.
Now the judge will need to get conveniently run over by a bus, like the corrupt doctor who tried to shake down Ridge.
Just tell me please that Brooke blabs to Katie and Bill. The judge wasn’t there “for the right reason”.
Brooke hasn’t had time yet and while she was shaking down the judge, Bill was over at FC , arguing with Ridge.
I think she’ll go to Bill first.
Ridge has just about been hyperventilating to take Bill down. He’s been all over it like a maggot on meat.
“There’s not a thing you can do about it”
Yeah, you showered without your phone, Ridge. Rookie mistake on this show. You might as well have stood on a table at Il Gardino’s and yelled out your corrupt act.
Judge will lose his job or bus “accident” and little Will will be put through another court case. Less sex time for Lurch and Katie.
Someone file an RJ Missing Person’s report with those LA cops, too.
😊😊😊😊😊 So funny.
Arjay is locked in the Forrester attic with that other kid……oh yeah, Lizzie. Almost forgot her name. “Upstairs” is the word they use for, “I have sold them to white slavers”.
Given who the kids are related to, I think it’s more a case of, they volunteered to go into hiding to get away from their families.
Ooo. Some good lines for Brooke tonight. She put those dagger eyes to good use.
Woolif and I are on different sides. He is team Ridge because of Bill’s past crimes and evil-doings, but I keep up with the current villainy. “You have to keep up and go with the flow”, I told him, but he is still team Katy, Thorn and Ridge.
I thought Brooke might have copied that text to her phone. “Take that Judge”.
Yep, this is going to twist poor Will even more. He might NEVER come out of his room.
It’s a pity the bent judge”s work was more wooden than the gavel he pounds. It helped Brooke steal that scene.
The hack actor judge gives in as meekly as a lamb to Brooke’s verbal assault.
First Ridge plays dumb when confronted , then the cornered rat tells Brooke that this has to be our secret forever.
In other words, this will be all over town next week. Il Gardino’s will be packed with vultures gossiping.
Bill’s getting his foot in the door with little Will. They really hit it off. Katie gets all warm and fuzzy about it.