Bachelorette Wk 2

At least now that odious Jess is gone we can just expect normal drama: people leaving the show over silly costumes, breaking the bro code, giving clinger confessionals and wearing shoes without socks.
Tonight there’s a date involving rescue dogs and tomorrow BFF and fellow Goggleboxer Yvie shows up – yay.



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Windsong

I really like Tom, but he’s gotten all of zero screen-time, so far.

Von

But, but, a larger sized shirt wouldn’t show off their guns.

Who is that first guy in the picture, and why does he brush all his hair forward from the crown?

brain dead dave

He’s an amata , Von.

Windsong

I don’t think their names really matter, this early on in proceedings. He’s just, random dude with a weird hair-cut. It’s amazing how many of Angie’s guys fit that description.

Bobi

Reminds me of haircuts my mother used to hand out. Scarred me for life.

daisy

I glimpsed the Rose Ceremony last night. On hair: it might be because I hadn’t seen her since Le Szzhongle, but Angie’s Gidget does Bachelorette ponytail and fringe looked odd with her immobile face. Not knocking Botox, but she looked wooden.
Even so, surely they could have found some guys somewhere other than the ugly bin. OMG, no offence to ugly guys everywhere but go on Hot Seat or anything else.
I had just switched over from Lust Island where the guys were actually good looking, to see the after-school science group. No offence to scientists everywhere.
It’s okay as long as I say “No offence9. It’s like “Just sayin’ “.

Windsong, check out last night’s Lust Island Labotomy episode. I think you will enjoy.

Windsong

“Windsong, check out last night’s Lust Island Labotomy episode. I think you will enjoy.”

I caught the highlights online.

Part of me was horrified.

The other part was mesmerised.

daisy

Fit but brainless.

Bobi

Angie was looking pretty tonight.
I’m sorry that the token contribution to diversity has gone home. I liked him.

daisy

Ooo, I noticed that. I thought it odd, given Angie’s comment on the “privileged white male” on IAC, that they seem to have given her nothing but.

Windsong

No, I really liked that guy too. The one point of the diversity we got in the whole cast, and Angie didn’t want him?

I am glad she got rid of the other guy and his weird hair, though.

brain dead dave

Timm is turning out to be a real piece of shitt. He’d want a vulture tattooed behind his ear, not a swallow.

Poor Angie. This is a motley crew.

daisy

👍😁

Windsong

I like Timm for pure bouncing-off-the-walls entertainment value, but I don’t think I’d ever like to be in a relationship with him, at least, not without secretly dosing his morning coffee with adderall or something.

Windsong

If you’re that insanely good-looking, I think you can pull off a made-up name.

Although it adds to this weird sense of contrived-ness, for Carlin. Like, he can’t possibly be that perfect. There has to be some kind of editing going on.

Littlepetal

Carlin is boring. Too beige.

Bobi

I was going to jump on here and have a go at a boy named Eoghan (otherwise pronounced Owen) from Love Island and then I discover it’s Gaelic.
As is Carlin.
Either I haven’t noticed or Gaelic names seem to be a recent thing.

brain dead dave

I just saw a “Tiphany” on Dr .Phil.

That’s a phale. ( Aren’t I “cool”?)

The Bachelorette captions had “mole” for “moll”.

Windsong

A “gh” pronounced as “w” sounds very Gaelic, though. My first thought would’ve been Welsh or Irish.

It’s cool to learn that Carlin is a foreign name. He’s still gorgeous, though. Umph. Still, I think that perfectly-handsome male-model types just aren’t Angie’s type. I really think she’s into the quirky weirdos more than them.

Bobi

Have to agree. She is nice to almost everyone but she has an extra spark when they are “interesting”.

Bobi

Which explains why Jamie is still there.

Windsong

Oh gosh. I was dreaming about Angie and one of the guys, last night. I dreamed I tuned into watch the latest episode, and it was … basically an x rated program for adults, only, if you get my drift? Angie and one of the guys were, well, you can guess what they were doing. It was a darn weird thing to wake up to.

And now, every time I look at an advertisement for Angie’s “quest for love!” I can’t stop giggling.