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Maz

Dan calls Jess a Stage Five Clinger.

Not to worry, his Mummy will protect him.

Sara

Is that a natural look from Dan’s mummy or has she had work done??

Maz

At least botox.

HeWhoHasNoName

I’d say a fair bit… she looks younger than the daughter!

Sara

Such a strange looking woman

Maz

Now the producers are trying to humanise Jess. She is concerned that she has been swept up by Dan’s ‘beautiful words’. Dan is barely articulate. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Windsong

Yeah, it’s his words that she was most excited by.

brain dead dave

Dumb arse Dan won’t be writing sonnets anytime soon.

He saves the “beautiful words” for his phone scammimg.

Maz

Avert your eyes when Jess walks up to final commitment. She is far too fat for that dress. Wobbling like a pannacotta.

HeWhoHasNoName

I think she’s put on a good 5kg since being on the show (all that free liquor!).

Maz

There is no need to denigrate Tam in the final commitment ceremony, Dan.

Sara

What a load of cobblers it is tonight.

Windsong

They were, weren’t they?

The contrast of Jess’s plastic surgery work versus the beauty of the natural setting was probably lost on her.

Daisy

I watched a lot of the yammering on ffd, especially when they were asking their friends and family their thoughts. You can still hear them when they sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks.

And yes, the bush was majestic.

brain dead dave

Yeah, how about the thrill of seeing the bush as opposed to the fuckin’ Opera House And Bridge? Such awesome innovation from Ch9.

HeWhoHasNoName

A con man trying to make people believe he has a spine and some semblence of decency! One thing at least, it looks like he’s gone against mummy (I’d suspect he went against mummy with the mother of his child), so he’s maturing… now hit about 10 years of age.

How much did the producers prep Cam’s friend to agree to the proposal? Seriously? A real friend would go.. what’s the rush.. you’re not really married yet.. you’re moving in together… live to together for a 1-2 months and make the call then! Won’t hurt… not like you’re going to have a wedding immediately anyway.

Don’t think Jules liked the ring too much… or she already picked it… seriously they both live in NSW… you don’t think they caught up during the week.

Today we’re supposed to be shocked by one couple not commiting?? Serious? Heidi/Mike, Ning/Mark… no surprises there! The only one would be if Marfa puppet has awoken from her spell..

Windsong

The ads seem to be implying that Heidi is heart-broken by Mike choosing to leave.

If that’s true, it’s like, I’m sorry, what? These two have been nothing but conflict and problems and drama from day dot. Mike’s kind of a tool, so Heidi has, like, ten reasons to be glad he’s walking away. But she’s heart-broken it hasn’t worked out? Really?

brain dead dave

A guy with tattooed hair chooses to leave. Time to celebrate Heidi.