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Windsong

I feel like it’s unhealthy to be *this* invested in somebody else’s relationship, and whoever he picks, it’s probably less than a year until they realise that reality TV actually isn’t the best way to meet a potential romantic life-partner and they break up.

Anywho. I think I can speak for a lot of people when I say that I’m pretty much over this season. Thank goodness there weren’t intruders, or it would’ve gone on even longer. I still think the good money is on Laura, because Elise is just so vanilla and they have zero chemistry. But then again, maybe that’s what he wants?

Jayblossom

This season has really dragged. But I’m glad the TTVers have stuck with it.

Littlepetal

Already sour taste in my mouth when Matty and Laura have met before the show

Littlepetal

Why is Matty so gorgeous but not the brothers

brain dead dave

I guess all the family’s money was spent on getting Matty’s ears pinned back.

The one in the white shirt ears need pinning . too. Could be cheap in Thailand.

Brother with white shirt on end of table looks stoned.

Dr.Phil material here.

Windsong

Yeah, Matty definitely got all the good genes that the Johnson family had to offer.

Daisy

Matty sucked up all the handsome.

Windsong

Forget *being* the Bachelor or even dating the Bachelor. I just want to be related to one. Come the season finale, and you get a really cool holiday to somewhere exotic for the week.

Lola

This season has been tainted if Laura and Matt have met before the show.
His mother comes across as painful.
Tara wasn’t in his social circle. Matty is too snobby for her.
Too many leaks this season has devalued it.
Elise will be left as runner up but I could be wrong !

Jayblossom

Yes Matty’s family would not have been ok with Tara.

Erin

Funny how the mum is looking out of Mattys happiness a c how hurt he was last year but forgets he is about to do he same thing to one of these girls!

Littlepetal

Just double standard. Matty should know better. If he has the b××× he should tell the producers he will do things differently and let the F2 go with dignity

Erin

I am gonna campaign team Elise right until the end! Haha! the way he spoke about Elise to his family seemed more genuine than what he said about Laura.

Littlepetal

Erin, I am with you. Hopefully that is the surprise ending

Jayblossom

I think Matty prefers Laura but the family will prefer Elise.

Jayblossom

So there I was thinking both women had dodged a bullet due to the sister’s pregnancy but HOW DARE the brother ask about Elise’s number of past lovers, how is her sexual history his business?

Lola

I know. How rude was that question!

Jayblossom

Laura: “A little bit of me hopes this goes wonderfully.” Really? Only a little bit? Best of intentions my backside. LP got it right when she said it was about Laura promoting her business.

Littlepetal

JB, did you see all the jewellery Laurabis wearing. They are for sale!! 😁😁

Jayblossom

Yes, I did notice that.

Lola

Laura is a nut.
She makes me feel uncomfortable. Her time with his family was just embarrassing. She went on and on about her jewellery business! Sheesh.
Elise comes across as a better match for Matty. I hope she wins tonight.

Littlepetal

Lola! I am so glad you are on the Elise train 😁😁

Actually I am torn. Elisebis a very nice and gentle soul. Not sure Matty will be serious with her. She deserves better

Erin

Lola, welcome to team Elise!
The family definitely prefer Elise.

Jayblossom

Despite Matty’s claim, I think there was a very clear concensus that was pro-Elise.

Jayblossom

Laura said “like” every other word in her chat with the Mum.

brain dead dave

In spite of all the “likes” Matty’s Mum reckons Laura is “very articulate”. Easily impressed.

Laura’s turned on the waterworks. Thailand to Cryland in the blink of an eye.

Windsong

As much as I like Laura as a person, I think the editing at the moment is angling more towards Elise.

Lola

Thanks Erin. I hadn’t really taken to Elise until tonight. She comes across as very genuine and gentle.
However I think Matty is very superficial and will choose Laura.
I think I counted 8 ‘likes’ from Laura when she was babbling on to his family.

Jayblossom

On a completely different note, can anyone explain the Mazda ad to me? Why does it make you feel like a brontosaurus?

brain dead dave

No idea. Brontosaurus had a tiny brain, maybe the size of a walnut. Who’d want that?

I’d rather be a lounge lizard.

Man up Matty and donate the $200,000 to get your brothers’ ears pinned back.

Bobi

It’s a song. I can’t see the connection except it is catchy. Therefore memorable.

Jayblossom

Thanks guys, I just think it’s weird but thought maybe there was some hidden meaning that was going over my head.

Jazzman

It would want to be Elise after those intimate moments… missed yesterday and first half today. Ha ha matty just went Cross eyed whilst about to kiss Elise again!

Erin

The clue is usually in the date type… a date full of activities does not bode well for Laura.

Windsong

Watching this season finale, it’s suddenly occurred to me how much kissing has gone on this season.

My gosh, Matty’s tongue must have repetitive strain injury, by now.

brain dead dave

His tongue has got a fork in it, too.

Lola

Oh my God, Laura does not shut up!
Verbal diarrhoea- she just talks non stop during her date with Matty.

brain dead dave

Dr Phil reckons someone doing that is more likely the lying type than one who speaks less.

Jayblossom

Yes, there’d be no chance of Matty coming home and telling her about his day at work, he wouldn’t get a word in edgeways.

Jayblossom

Boy, if there was a drinking game for every time Laura said: “like”, “and” and “happy” we’d all be too sloshed to see the ending.

Windsong

And yet, I would *love* for all the TTV posters to have a get together, get tipsy, and watch reality TV together. That would be the most awesome night!

Jayblossom

How fun would that be?

Windsong

That would be massively fun!

Dibs on sitting next to Dave ;).

brain dead dave

That ‘d be an honour, Windsong.

You might take a dim view of my dog lying across you and stealing your food. He’ll even take lettuce if nothing else is around.

Windsong

That’s okay. I’m a dog person.

Windsong

Sadly, not big enough.

Jazzman

When matty is kissing he reminds me of Fabio the most beautiful man in the world. He does seem more relaxed?with Elise.

Windsong

Yeah, at this point, I really can’t pick it. Maybe he does end up with Elise?

Jayblossom

Fabio … that cracked me up Jazzman.

Bobi

Maybe they did the editing to make it look like Laura, because of all the spoilers that have been around from the beginning. That would annoy the hell out of the other TV channels.

Littlepetal

Ha ha ha. Laura has to wear somebody jewellry if she wins

brain dead dave

That’d be a deal breaker for Laura.

I’ve missed the Elise train. It’s gawne.

For Matty , going in a helicopter is getting off the beaten track. Zzzzz. Can’t kiss with those stupid headsets on. Got to be Elise.

Littlepetal

So sad the music. Its o.k. Elise deserves better

Stacey

Boooo. Laura is such a smug woman. Dislike.

Jayblossom

“I know how hard this is.” And yet he really dragged it out, it was cruel how long he took to get to the point.

Jazzman

What a prick! He was like a groper fish on that earlier date😡

Windsong

Yeah, I felt bad for Elise right at the end there. She handled her dumping with grace and dignity, but listening to her reveal how disappointed she was in the limo ride afterwards? That was hard to listen to.

I think she’ll be okay.

Erin

😭😭😭
Poor Elise!
I really hope they don’t allow any future bachies to sting people along like Matty has.

Windsong

… or the entire cast.

Daisy

It’s the nature of the show. There is always heartbreak and disappointments in Bach shows. I wish we had like in the US; an after the show reunion show. They are great, as the girls (or guys) claw it out.
Not surprised that Matty chose Laura even with her nervous jibber jabber. I thought she was quite lovely and I can see that a guy would go for her. Producers tried to make it seem as though he would be choosing Elise.
BTW, Air Asia…nah! Tight budget.

Lola

Boo. Poor Elise. That was hard to watch.
The girls I liked this season were Tara, Elise. Lisa and Michelle.

This was a dud season. We all knew the result due to all the media leaks.
Right, Sophie and the Bachelorette next. Hope that will be better than this season of The Bachelor.

Daisy

I shut media leaks and spoilers out.

Littlepetal

Matty will be the hated man on SM. Not like last year, everyone fall in love with Matty.

Laura was in the sauna with Matty before at Icebergs.

Jayblossom

Both of them had terrible make up. Both of them looked like a 14 year old school girl experimenting had applied it.

Erin

might have been the heat and humidity making it drip off their faces. Their hair wasn’t looking so flash by the time they got off the boat.

Daisy

Yeah, the tropics is a killer for make up. I never bother with make up in humidity.

Littlepetal

What is with the ring? Larson Jewellers needs to demand theirmoney back. He just slip the ring onto her finger and that it.

Maybe Matty did propose and was rejected. Have to reshoot that bit.

That is not a commitment ring. It is more an engagement ring.

Jayblossom

He did put it on her right hand, but in the brief glimpse of it we got, it is not at all Laura’s type of ring. Straight to ebay I think.

Littlepetal

Yes. The ring is more an engagement ring. If Laura didnt accept the proposal, they have to put it on her right hand. Now Laura is stuck with that ring!!!!
Matty should know better. If he wants to give her something, maybe a bracelet or pendant. But she will just chuck them aside. She only wears Toni May

Littlepetal

The sponsor is Larsen Jewellery. Matty helped to design the ring.
To me the ring bit has been edied badly. Nothing was said. No fanfare, no words of love. Just slip it onto her finger and that is. Very strange. Sponsor wont be happy

Jayblossom

I’m hoping Elise is feeling better about it now that she’s seen the series. She seems a really decent, genuine person. It really was hard to watch.

Daisy

Except that silver dress was tragic. Not a good dress to get pass up in.

Lola

Why this season was crap.
1. Matty and Laura had met and knew each other before the show started.
2. Leaked media and Instagram that Laura had won
3. Returning loser from last Bachelorette season
4. Channel 10 sucks at producing this show
5. Neither Matty or Laura came across as very genuine
6. Matty kissed too many of the women.

Littlepetal

Season 1-3 was produced by Shine. Much better. Villian was not over the top.
Last season and this produced bt Warner Bros. Crap editing.

I would prefer someone unknown to be the lead.

Jazzman

Jay blossom you hit the nail on the head about the makeup. I also noticed how thick it seemed to be, I thought perhaps Elise did her own. You would have thought the hair and makeup would be extra perfect for the grande finale. Then I noticed Laura’s was really bad too.

Windsong

They were in Thailand, after all. I doubt the climate or general humidity level helps with make-up.

Jayblossom

Yes but surely a good make-up artist should be able to do a better job than that and when in doubt less is always the better option.

Littlepetal

The humidity will create havoc with the make up and hair

Bobi

Thank goodness that’s over. So disappointing. Sadly, I stopped caring about 14 girls ago. I think Lola had it to rights: Matty kissed too many girls but she forgot to mention the ears. I couldn’t stop looking at the ears
Now … can’t wait for Sophie.

Jayblossom

Yes from the ad I’ve actually warmed to Sophie (I wasn’t a fan). She’s either a much better actress than I thought or she genuinely want s to meet someone.

Windsong

I still don’t know about Sophie Monk’s series. Can anyone really see her falling for Dave the plumber from Gosford?

I don’t think Sophie Monk needs a husband, I think she needs someone to stop injecting bucket-loads of chemicals into her lips every few minutes.

Sorry, was that just too bitchy for this early in the day?

Daisy

Ditto.Windsong. It’s like you read my mind.

Jayblossom

She is quoted as having said she regrets getting her lips done …. maybe they collapse if she stops doing it?

Daisy

So I am the only one who went ” awww at the end”. I liked them both, and Elise and Tara. I’ve watched so many Bachs now that I am used to all the kiss try-outs and the broken hearts, and I avoid spoilers like that flu I didn’t get this year.
Still think Matty is cute and Laura is lovely, even if she can’t shut up when she gets nervous.

Bobi

Sorry, but the joke leapt out. Couldn’t miss the opportunity.

Windsong

I still like Laura, and in fact, I always did, but I do agree that there were some editing tricks last night that I wasn’t so keen on.

Bachelor/Bachelorette romances tend to hit 1/3 success rate and 2/3 failure rate, so I just wonder how long this one will last.

Daisy

Definitely. It was hard to stick to my guns that it would be Laura, because the edit tttied to throw us off the scent. It made it seem that he and Elise were naturally head over heels, and that his greeting with Laura was cordial.
Although that might have been the production team saying, ” Run into each others arms and pash like there is no tomorrow” and “shake hands”. They do that. There is a lot of direction on their scenes. Although no one could have directed Laura to talk her face off. 😂

Littlepetal

I think Matty is a jerk. He knew on day 1 it will be Laura.
He said:
“Do I wish on night one I could have just said goodbye to the 20 other girls and go Laura’s the one? I wish I could have.”
That is o.k But kissing so many girls? BTW he is a bad actor as he is so robotic since hevhas to lead the girls down the garden path but with no sincerity.

Erin

Yes, LP, i was already starting to get iffy on Matty, but that has now tipped me over the edge. And makes me really feel for Elise, expected to pour her heart out but he knew full well the feelings weren’t reciprocated.
And he strung so many girls along for the ride.
Future Bachies need to learn from Sam Wood – he picked Snez pretty much from the start – he took each girl on a single date or one-on-one time after a group date, then eliminated. 2nd dates didn’t happen until all first dates or one-on-one time had been had. You never felt any of them were being lead on.

Littlepetal

Matty also said this:

“On the one hand you appreciate there is a TV show being made and you want to be entertaining but at the same time I got what I came for and I don’t care,” the happily in love Johnson said.

Very insensitive to make this kind of comment. He is a marketing guru. And he know how hurt someone can be if they do fall in love and get rejected.

So glad Georgia Love didn’t pick him

Daisy

Which reminds me, Georgia Love raised hopes too. It’s what the show does. I remember my first ever Bach, and seeing the runner up rejected. 😢😢😢😢

Daisy

Plenty of Bachies before him have admitted the same. It’s the horrible nature of the game. It’s an awful game…and we watch.

Daisy

We are just lucky they don’t have special room night when all the runners up get a night sleep over if they choose, not just a kiss. Imagine how pi**ed off you would be then. “Waaaah. I gave him my virginity and I only came secong”.

Daisy

Is anyone going to watch the US Bach? They have dropped the sleep over (the Bach offs the key to his room). I was so shocked that these girls sleep with him on tv for all the world to see. Well not to see the whole shebang.
I don’t know if they still do “after the rose” celebration but it was good. I wish Aus Bach did that. It’s an opportunity for the truth to be revealed about fights and kisses and true feelings. Like “I hate you Matty, you shouldna kissed me”. And he can say, “I was going to choose you but that kiss tasted like Vegemite”.
I love after the rose.

brain dead dave

I hadn’t planned on it. First Dates is what I’ve started watching. A huge guy with a mullet found love the other night.

Daisy

I love FD. It always makes me glad I am not dating. Better to date in the 70s over a bacardi and coke, at the Sands (White Sands) bopping away to ACDC or The Outlaws, have a few tequilla slammers and wake up embarrassed. With no cameras.

Stacey

BDD I went to high school with mullet Jake. He is an absolute unit in real life.

brain dead dave

I’m impressed, Stacey. He could be losing his mullet if that girl manages to land him. They really bonded over a love of steak and beer. Matty can only dream about that kind of chemistry. No need for helicopter rides or parachuting.

Now I’m thinking about the older guy with Mercedes who wolfed down that steak in no time flat in front of that gold digger.

Stacey

He has had that mullet since year 12, when his head was shaved and a fringe left at the back. He was told that if he left it to grow until the end of the year everyone was to buy him a slab. It has never left, and I doubt it he’ll ever be rid of it haha.

Jayblossom

Unit in a good way or not so good way Stacey?

Stacey

Unit it a good way. He’s always been a character around these country parts!

Jazzman

I think the footage of the travelling boats was the hair and makeup crew making a quick exit before anyone could say anything.
I didn’t think till today about the humidity though. I was wondering why I hadn’t noticed the makeup at any other time.

Daisy

My hair likes the tropics…more curls, but my face…bluugggh. And make up, if you wear it, looks like it’s done by Walpamur.

Jazzman

Yes littlepetal matty is the jerk it’s not Laura’s fault, I just feel upset about how he treated Elise who I didn’t know I liked until last night. Was just listening to Sam wood on the radio and he seems genuine.
Another topic
Did anyone see Laura’s outfit on the project? Again ,I don’t hate her,
But an olive coloured sparkly top with a visible olive bra. Please …where are those stylists/ hair/ makeup