The Bold and the Beautiful – Apr/May chat

Thanks, Juz. The old pic works just fine. As usual all the Forrester kids were in boarding school when the photo was taken. I am expecting one of them to turn up on Dr Phil for never being allowed home.

Speaking of Dr Phil; millions of dollars to spend on a jumper and Robyn buys this?
It looks like she raided Sue Heck’s wardrobe. Maybe someone gave her one of those rhinestone machine thingies because the whole jumper was covered.

How much longer can these love triangles go round and around on B & B? It getting tedious.
Are there no more eligible people in LA? Get out of Forrester Creations for a while and they might find some.

The last couple of days I have fast forward through the whole episodes, boring….
So predicable, we could write the scripts for them.
So over Quinn and Liam, when will this come to an end? Will the evil woman become pregnant to the man she has despised for so long?
At long last she is finding out what all the women find so attractive in Liam and she wants it all for herself.
I bet everyone got a huge surprise when Sasha slept with Zende, bet you never saw that coming?

I am excited to see Liam’s bad acting when he discovers he’s been fed meat for weeks. And Gabby, I expected you to be grinding your teeth at Brooke needing to pop in to Bill’s office, not fast forwarding.

But I do admit to really, really wishing I could have a go at writing the show. One month would do me. Also, I reckon I could play the part of the housekeeper. The one who writes a tell all on the Forresters, shakes the short and curlies off their beds every morning, and takes all their empty whiskey bottles to the bin.

Then I would slap Pam (I would write that in somehow) and throw away her lemon bar recipe. I would write a few more slaps in but it’s hard to know who to slap first; Brooke for being a deluded man stealer, Rick for being a sooky dick, Wipes for rushing Liam’s cast offs to the altar or Thomas because he is pretending not to hit on Caroline.

Ridge’s baby is a computer generated little monster, isn’t it?

Thanks goodness one baby is cooked, what a terrible actress Caroline is! Hope we don’t go through all this with Maya’s baby. And can’t we get rid of Rick, whinge, whinge, whine – wrong Brooke to tell him about Ridge!!

Can’t wait for Sarsha to be carrying Zende’s child while Nicole is carrying uncle Rick’s. 😈 And Quinn to be carrying little twins; Cain and Abel. There are going to be a lot of boarding school fees coming up for the Forrester-Spencers.

Bill’s being the good husband keeping Katie away from the celebratory champagne.

Theyve called the baby Douglas😧

Isn’t this where it all starts?

The gangs all here. Good luck drawing up the family tree.

Noooooo. Brooke, shut up! Blabber-mouth!

Ah ha! Ammunition.

Good helping Ridge.

“That kid looks familiar”.

He takes after Charlie. Hmmmm.
And Ronnie Corbett.

And this is what giving birth looks like.

Liam who?

Rosemay’s Baby.

Waaah, waaah, waaah.

Oh don’t be mean. Take the baby downstairs to meet the family and have a lemon bar.

Liam’s holding yet another bad acting Masterclass today.

The Wedding Photos.

Just what I was thinking Daisy!

If Liam has a whiff of a lemon bar, it will all come flooding back. Has Liam asked why he doesn’t have a job or friends yet? I don’t know what is going to bother him more; all the sausages and bacon sandwiches he’s eaten, or where his little pencil has been.

B&B is really boring atm. Wonder if they will use the same baby for Rick’s kid. Very good photo shopping by Deacon for the wedding picks.

Deacon shold have used hs brain and photo shopped himself into the wedding photos. Then he could have an excuse to visit. He could have dressed as the celebrant.

I just happen to be looking for a recipe on taste.com.au and up cam Pammies’ lemon Bar. Sounded ok too.

Haha. Nice work, Deacon. He forgot the horns. 😈

Anyone thinking of the movie Misery with James Caan and Kathy Bates?

When is Quinn going to break Liam’s legs? He’s a dirrdy bird.

Worry not, Deacon lives and comes back to haunt Quinn! Mind you, how he does that after such a fall I don’t know! Liam like a little kid let outside for the first time but I really wish they’d end this farce.

Really is a farce atm Sara. i was looking at what is happening in US and saw Deacon and thought WTF, the writers are really going over the top now. As for Liam’s acting (sorry, lack of)it is painful to watch.

I peeked too, on Deacon, but let’s keep ttv spoiler free. Good twist yesterday. We all thought it was Liam. The drop was high in some shots but from the top it was only a short drop. The drop wouldn’t have killed anyone.
Before pushing him, Quinn should have said to Deacon, “If you let me tie this boulder around your neck, we can get back together”.

I wonder how much money Quinn has forked out supporting Deacon, and why we haven’t seen her on Judge Judy saying it was “a loan”.

That latex baby of Ridge’s is being showered with love today.

OK, you want a spoiler……
so Liam (Adam) and Quinnn (Eve) run away to Italy and rent a little attic, where Quinn hopes no one will recognize Liam because she has shaved his head and tattooed his eyes. She starts a little business making jewellery with mirano glass, but Liam still hasn’t questioned why he doesn’t have a job, but he thinks he would like to try acting. They are out having pizza one day when they bump into Hope. Liam doesn’t get his memory back, but Hope recognizes Quinn and asks who bald friend is. Hope joins them at their table.
Meanwhile Jim (Deacon), who was rescued from the sea by italian fishermen and taken on as a cabin boy, has taken to the sea life like little Eddie Bartholomew in Captain’s Courageous. He too has been transformedbythe harsh, but loving back-hander of the salty old captain so he has no desire to return to his crooked life.
But as fate would have it, just as Quinn, Liam and Hope are tucking into their marinara, Jim, who has kept the name ecause of Treasure Island turns up…..

So Jim exposes Quinn nd Liam, and at the sound of his name Liam’s memory returns. He immediately spits up the pepperoni pizza dog in his mouth.

Quinn begs Liam to stay with her, but Liam now only has eyes for Hope. Quinn then tells Jim that if he doesn’t report her to the police they can be a couple again, and she will go back to rehab for murderers.

Stephie and Bill ring Hope again to ask if she has seen Liam. Hope says, “No speaka Inglasio”.

I forgot….Jim now has a wooden leg and …no not a parrot….a seagull named Bluebeard.

Here’s another spoiler~

Liam continues to act badly.

But Hope gets him in to acting school.

Bill and Stephie show up. Bill has married Stephie while Katie is on the booze. Bill brings a bag of termites for Jim’s leg which is as wooden as Liam’s acting.

Here’s another spoiler….at some point a Forester woman will break off with a man, and marry his brother, Dad or son, and not have to change her surname.

Babies can’t smile when they’re this young, but since this is a Forrester made from latex, it can.

Ridge’s secret will be out quicker than you can say “vasectomy”

Someone will become an alcoholic, get amnesia or wind up in intensive care on a heart monitor..

Soon that baby will have its first botox injection. There will be no smiling then.

They keep changing babies. This is the Ronnie Corbett one.

Woh! An entrant in Dr Phil’s World’s Worst Bastard Husband.

“She can’t even be a good trophy wife”. This guy needs to be nowhere near a woman. 😨

Thomas, don’t you have your OWN bedroom?

This doctor takes his work too seriously. He even makes restaurant calls.

You can’t put much past Cherrrleee. Or can you?

Wipes, the king of pursed lips. Wipes asks Cherrrleee to keep Mum, literally. Quick Wipes, you had better rush Stephie to the altar.

Kudos to all happening’s hubby who had him pegged all along. Yes, you got a shout out, Mr AH. Take a bow. 😆

Douglas wants to know when they are shipping him off to boarding school.

“I shouldn’t be here, Bill”. No Brooke. You shouldn’t.