Bold and the Beautiful Oct chat

Over to B&B correspondent Daisy for her Oct precap:

Hey, it's that dude.
Hey, it’s that dude.

B&B Oktoberfest
October is underway and so are the troubles and predicaments in LA. Liam still can’t find a girlfriend outside of the Forrester family but we can predict is glum and anguished expressions will soon be replaced with smug ones as Stephie is sure to turn to him to escape her psychopathic mother in law. Quinn, I think will may play her royal highness of the Forrester mansion for awhile and have her portrait painted for centre stage over the fire place, which will send all the young heirs and heiresses into a frenzy. It’s nice to see Rick and Ridge teaming up to fight the intruding Quinn. Pam will be freaking out as once again, her sister’s portrait goes into storage in the shed.
What I would like to see next is a little mishap as Quinn continues to introduce Eric to the delight’s of sado-masochistic lovemaking. Something a little Michael Hutchence but maybe with Pam and the ever alert Charlie running in to cut him down just in the nick of time. Failing that, a failing ticker with a heart transplant from a sacrificial lamb. I expect Brooke may return soon from selling kaftans and she will give Eric what for. He will listen to Brooke.
Thomas and Sasha should just get on with it because they both know what they are after but are beating around the bush; both playing the supportive, understanding listener. Yeah, yeah, we know they just want to jump behind the nearest shrubbery. That’s why Sasha has been wearing her shrubbery camouflage jump suit. There you go, another triangle when Caroline and little Dougie return to reclaim the baby daddy (as they say on Judge Judy).
None of this however is certain. The only things that are certain is that, as BDD pointed out, there is a spare crib at Forresters for Quinn and Liam’s love child, should there be one, none of the Forrester or Avant babies will get colic or cry during scenes, and no one will get fat or clean their house but dust will magically disappear and floors will sweep themselves.
Bill will need a new girlfriend, but will Brooke be preoccupied with saving Eric and the Forrester empire from Quinn. And the Avants are getting boring like a suspiciously, politically correct fifth wheel. They need some action. Nicole is gorgeous but could be used in surgery to put patients to sleep. Wyatt will soon be needing a new girlfriend. Who will it be? Will he just loiter around waiting for Liam and Stephie to break up.
And last of all; do you think it’s going to hurt when Stephie gets her tattoo removed? Should Liam just get a tattoo as well? We shall see.



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The Bold and the Beautiful – Sept

Thanks and over to Daisy for the latest B&B news…

Yes, Spring has indeed sprung, and Spring fever has eaten Eric Forrester’s brain, but his old man snagger has been enjoying a revival, as he sports a new gigolo hairdo, and boinks the sinister Quinn. Yes, I said boinks, not bonks, because 1. It might be a bit wibbly wobbly, and 2. It makes us shout at our screens, “Oi Eric, wtf are you doing.
My good friend and I have been discussing who has sunk the lowest in B&B recently.
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We have so many choices. Top of my list is Bill because, wow, taking a kid from his mother to spite her makes him the Devil. And Wipes has been p*ssing me off, especially smug-Wipes. Did you see him, viewers, crawl up Daddy’s bottom yesterday by siding with his evil-doings? Quinn has been a bad girl, but it’s not her evil best. That would be when she is murdering people. Katy gets at least a 9/10 for evil busy-bodying as she has brought devastation to Ridge and Caroline’s love nest, and we can surely expect that Thomas will have to make his next midnight sandwich completely starkers.
Brooke is a consistent 9/10 in the evil stakes. Her narcissism keeps her performing well.
So B&B sexperts, who will sink lowest this September and who will spring (boom boom) back into our good books. Do we even have a B&B good book now that kerazeeeee Alleeee has gone? Waaaa. Bring back kerazeee Alleeee. Surely there was a twin. Feel free to make wild predictions as to who will stumble into whose bed next. Also…there has been no dna test on Little Dougie yet, so we still can’t rule out another paternity switch.
And big question….who thinks Brooke & Bill actually did do it because they were in bed together at least twice, and without reading glasses and a crossword puzzle?
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The Bold and the Beautiful

Over to delightful Daisy for the August Bold thread …
Hi Again B&B fans (and not so fans). I suspect you are all feeling peeved and frustrated at the Forresters’ inability to stay out of trouble. Of course it would help if any of them would marry outside of the immediate family, but we can expect the barn dance to continue as they swing their partners and dosey do back to another brother or sister’s wife or husband. Of course it’s the ridiculous cycle of life in LA. Well, at Forrester creations and Spencer Publications.
This months we commence with Wyatt and Stephie discovering they were married by a con man, and Katy declaring her love for Bill and Brooke, and pledging alliegance to her family. This leaves Bill and Brooke with a dilemma as they were just planning a life together, again. One where Brooke doesn’t hide under the bed.
So I think we can predict that Stephie will wrestle with her emotions, while Wyatt and Liam will fight for her love. But in good old B&B fashion, she will love them both. More people will discover the (not so) secret of Douglas’s paternity. And Katy might find Bill and Brooke hiding together in the shower, but they will claim to be putting her interests first and saving water.
One day our grandchildren might watch young Douglas marry or fight it out in the boardroom or bedroom with Rick and Maya’s…or is that Nicole’s baby. Feel free to predict or rewrite your B&B plot.

Brooke is now 1000 years old and has been married 34 times, but you'd never know it.
Brooke is now 1000 years old and has been married 34 times, but you’d never know it.



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The Bold and the Beautiful – June chat

Daisy has kindly sent in the following for all you BnB fans:
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Hello to all the Bold and Beautiful out there in The Valley of the Dolls land. Smiling face with open mouth and tightly-closed eyes Welcome to the Weird & Wonderful. As you can see we are still recycling siblings to love, marry and divorce and currently it is once again the wimpy brothers Liam and Wipes. Liam because he is a quiche-eating daddy’s boy, and Wipes because he is a lip pointing mummy’s boy.
So this month, will Wipes return all of Liam’s things; his wife, his office, his shirts, socks and undies? And how long before Brooke has to check in Bill’s underpants to see if Katie has stashed her Jack Daniels between Bill’s highballs?
Will Sacha settle for sex with Zende while his true love is Nicole? Will the baby look like Rick, ergo now the Three Stooges’ Shep. How long before Dr Evil sells his story on Ridge to Spencer publications. And will Quinn murder Deacon…again.
And will Cherrrlee get the sack for burying the video of Quinn kidnapping Liam?
Bring back crazy Alleee from the dead 😙



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