B&B March-April

The Bold and the Beautiful chat – with Daisy

Hi readers. Sorry I have been slow to do March. I’ve been too busy living the high life…or the low life depending on whether or not you like slothing around a campfire.

Anyhow, the latest update is that Roach is still crawling all over Hopeless, and she’s starting to like it. Together, Hopeless and Thomas are going to rip the heart out of gullible pawn, Zoe. 

Flo has lost some of her forlorn repentance now that she has won over many of the LA high flyers. She’s willing to take back burner to Flubber’s condescending fake love for Sally while he has condolence sex with her until she dies, and that probably won’t happen. 

Steffy and Liam are rekindling live and mutual parenting. Poor Phoebeth is collateral damage in everyone’s craziness.Brooke and Ridge are still hovering around each other, while their kids’ lives keep them from consummating their lust.

The mud-slinging and hair-pulling between Quinn, Shauna and Brooke seems to be on temporary hold, but sooner or later, that portrait is coming down … and going up … and coming down.



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brain dead dave

Thanks daisy. Today could be a very declasse wedding. Hasn’t Zoe excelled at providing roach intelligence to Steffy and Liam? Not even time for the guests to buy wedding gifts for the sham coupling. I feel some lame speeches coming on.

” Make it stop, Mommy!”

brain dead dave

It’s another day of bagging Thomas. Carter tries talking sense into Zoe. Ditto Liam tries to make Hope see reason. These horses are being led to water for months now, they won’t drink. The roach is on fire. Zoe thinks he is a “good person”

Roach perves on Hope before paying a personal visit to assess how his twisted, sick agenda is working. Liam rocks up to Steffy’s , who may blab about the kiss here. We go to an ad as Steffy gets ready to “spill all of it”. Liam pulls his best dumb look.
Roach works Hope over about ripping that little brat out of arms. Steffy tries to spill it all

brain dead dave

So now Liam hears the whole kiss saga , complete with roach flashbacks. Steffy cries ” Sorry”. She got caught in the roach’s game and kept a secret. Liam tries to emote anger. Curtain.

Windsong

I gave up on this episode when it looked like it was about to be the 5000th time that Liam tries to make Hope(less) see that Thomas is just manipulating everyone to get her. Because obviously there’s no second motivations behind a quicky marriage to a girl he barely knows who he threatened to fire or kill, this time last year.

These people.

daisy 🌼

Hope has caught Stockholm Syndrome.

daisy 🌼

When will Thomas get Corona virus? They will have to write it in in a couple of months for ‘realism’.
Maybe that’s what Sally has.

daisy 🌼

$hauna “has never been a homewrecker and is not about to start now” she says, with her wrecking ball track record.

brain dead dave

More child abuse today. Hope knows everything about the kiss.

daisy 🌼

“Thomas rigged it all so he could get Hope”…..aaaaannnddd waves.
It can’t be that easy. Will Thomas kidnap Beth?

brain dead dave

It’s all about Thomas’s rig.

brain dead dave

Hope joyfully accepts Liam’s proposal.

Bill and Brooke kiss passionately….but someone saw it ,we don’t know who.

Curtain.

Windsong

I hope it wasn’t Katie. My gosh, the pictures will be on the six o’clock news.

daisy 🌼

Let’s see …who could be peeping?
Thomas, Katy, Quinn, Shaunot a Homewrecker, Pam, Cherrrleee, Liam. Who else is a peeping Thomas?

I have had ABC news on all day. I’m ready for some fantasy escape. Having tossed up between getting paid or trying to not be a link in the CV chain, I feel like I have already been in lock down for a month. Pathetic aren’t I.

Windsong

You’re not doing too badly. I had my heart set on treating myself to a nice lunch at this nearby beachside vegan cafe (because supporting local businesses is more important, right now, then ever) but all I could hear in my head was, “social isolation!” so I made myself some very unglamorous crackers and cheese and spent the afternoon catching up on my TV shows.

daisy 🌼

Too bad you aren’t here WS. We could make a sanddune marble race. That would be so cool.
I saw a you g teenager once make the most amazing, totzlly symmetrical “crop circle” on the beach, using just his feet. I was blown away. He might have had autism to be so patient and intrinsically correct.

daisy 🌼

I can’t wait for Hope’s plan. Wait, what am I thinking? This is Hope and I was hoping for a genius plan.

brain dead dave

Hopes “plan”………yeah, I shudder to think what that is. maybe ” I’ll marry Thomas and then pull the rug out”

Th hudrofluoric acid fiasco was a brainstorm, alright. This plan will fail because Hope is dumb and Liam and Steffy look at it as some kind of impending miracle.

brain dead dave

All filler , no killer today. Everyone’s dressed for the wedding. That’ll be tomorrow,

I wouldn’t bet next week’s rent on Hope’s months too late plan succeeding.

daisy 🌼

Oh I am wanting Hope to slip into the wedding dress that Thomas designed, and walk down the aisle to Lame for a double wedding. Yay.

The other thing……in about 2 months we should see an end to touching and kissing in LA.

Windsong

Maybe Thomas is secretly a Mormon and he decides to marry both of them. That’d be a twist.

brain dead dave

Asleep, No doubt all hell broke loose.Sorry, gice. The speeches would have been something. Tomorrow’s encore for me.

brain dead dave

So far so good. The Norwood supermarkets are an embarrassment to humanity.

Thanks, so much, Juz. I’ve had several offers from people I hardly know. Not everyone is a Coronabastard.

daisy 🌼

MAFS; Thomas’s little plan A, (Douglas) ran out the door. “Zoe, do you vote STAY or LEAVE?” Thomas is starting to sweat as his nuptials are getting him deeper into the doo doo. He keeps looking over his shoulder, for Douglas to return with Mommy. Thomas tries to stop the wedding, to no avail. Vinnie looks terrified. Thomas sounds like he is presenting a teacher’s award, not making his vows.

Thomas, “Do you take Zoe to be your……?”
Dodo dodo do do 🎷📺🎶……Hope turns up in her gown, holding Douglas’s hand. Is she marrying Douglas? The end.
No, I suspect Douglas is going to walk her down the aisle to Liam.

Windsong

Another Forrester wedding, right guys?

Is it me, or is Steffy prone to needless melodrama, even in situations that are already super-dramatic? “We came up with the perfect plan.” Hope putting on a wedding dress to psych Thomas is barely an idea, Steffy.

Meanwhile, I laughed at the final scene, where the camera pans around to all the people staring at Thomas, and we cut to Douglas, glowering at his father in withering disappointment. Someone get that kid an Oscar.

But oh, I hate it that Brooke was right all along.

daisy 🌼

They will all be in lock down soon (are now). Maybe Hope can push Thomas into a vat of Corona virus.

daisy 🌼

Ridge: “You played me”. Fine acting all round. 😂😂😂

brain dead dave

I missed it sleeping. Thanks for the update. I’ll crawl out of bed to see these shenanigans.

What happens when Il Giordino, Bikini etc have to close? Not to mention the Forrester Empire collapsing from Coronavirus. Eric will get it first.

Windsong

Of all the communicable diseases that these partner-swapping, bed-hopping morons could’ve picked up … it’s the corona virus that actually takes them out?

Wouldn’t have picked that, no.

daisy 🌼

You might want to catch it (the show, not the virus) in the morning.They slaughtered Thomas.

brain dead dave

I didn’t see the encore but the roach has gone to ground, he’s voluntarily self isolating. Vinny doesn’t know where he is…..and Thomas has no other friends, right?

Normally, he’d be at Bikini’s getting trashed, licking his wounds. He’ll reload and be back soon..

Carter wastes no time hitting on the just jilted Skeletor.

Everyone’s happy that the roach ruse is over…..for now. Eric promises to get the roach some “help”.. Liam and Hope are loved up in domestic heaven with little rent a roach. Curtain.

Meantime, Sally’s dying . I’m noticing how much these people touch each other on this show. Them days are gone.

Windsong

Do you think they’re prepping to have Vinny and Steffy get married? I just have that vibe.

daisy 🌼

You missed a good one Dave, it was like Julius Caesar. Everyone has a turn to put the knife in and twist.
I only half watched todday. The Apocalypse was distracting me. I have been making life-saving masks now for my asthmatic friend and cousin. I hope they work. Bloody Nostradamus. I had better go back and check what’s next.
The animals are are already rejoicing. At least Harry and Maggie are enjoying it, and the kookaburras have been laughing more than usual. Even my goldfish are giving me attitude knowing they will soon be ruling the world.

brain dead dave

Today was a festival of loved up people and the schmaltziest lines the writers could conjure.

Happy families Hope, Liam and smiling Douglas.

Ridge patches things up with Brooke and goes off to shower before ravishing Brooke. While Rasper showers, Dollar Bill rings up and reminds Brooke of their kiss. Brooke plays hard to get……..

Bill typically gives Flubber a colourful rundown of the roach wedding debacle.

Curtain.

daisy 🌼

It all seems far away from the world of no touching, stay 2 metres apart and “who has toilet rolls?”. Wait what? None of them ever go to the toilet.

daisy 🌼

Hope and Liam had a Corona wedding.

brain dead dave

The show is ahead of it’s time.

Plus we got “Beth is alive!” one more time.

brain dead dave

$hauna has video of Bill and Brooke kissing passionately and shows it to Quinn. It’s steamy alright. $hauna the peeper has it all on her mobile. Homewrecking stuff.

Katie tries to charm Bill, but his thoughts are elsewhere. He likes Katie for interfering in Sally’s life but he’s hot for Brooke. .

Meantime, Ridge is all over Brooke in their bed. Destiny ……but not for long.

What a mess. Curtain.

Windsong

I feel like every time Brooke and Ridge sex each other up, angels cry.

Why is Shauna’s first instinct, when she witnesses infidelity, to grab a camera and record it? My gosh, writers.

daisy 🌼

What serenditous good fortune for $hauna that she who is self-declared “no home wrecker” was behind a pot plant at Forresters (why was she tbere), to catch Bill and Brooke in that very dangerous act; kissing. Tick, tick, tick. They will soon have to all read their lines from 1 and 1/2 metres apart.

brain dead dave

I was asleep again today. Then I went to the supermarket and let me tell ya, this ” social distancing” isn’t working. Especially when staff don’t observe it. Person in front of me haggling….over toilet paper, of course. Lot of folks getting toilet paper for Xmas this year.

Anyway, feel free to fill me in on what really matters…ie what happened today ? It’ll be a whole weekend inside not knowing what happened, Was that good news Sally got from Doctor? If it was Flubber will dump her.

Someone watched it. You’ve got it Covid. Boom Boom.

Michelle

BDD tried to give his pc a cup of coffee. It’s stuffed. He sends apologies, but hopes to be back with you ASAP .

“Sally knows Wyatt has been playing her”
– he said

daisy 🌼

Sorry to hear that.

Quinn was excited because the golden opportunity to take Brooke down when Ridge gave Brooke a present of a hi tech photo album, on which you can dld photos. Brooke enabled Eric to download from home. Eric left it in Quinn’s hans while he got a brandy.
Sally finally caved in and agreed to accept Wyatt’s help through her fatal 8llness, which was merely a ploy to win him back. Hahah. Sally knewwhich sucker to use to blab to Flubber.

Windsong

Oh, that twist that Sally was faking the whole “fatal illness” thing.

You know, when they revealed it, my first thought was, “Oh wow, that’s a great twist!” And then, two seconds later, I felt my expression falling, and it was a case of, “… oh, but, hang on a second…”

For a start, it was pretty obnoxious that Sally learned of the disease behind a closed door (so it was little more than a writing trick to dupe the audience). Second, there were plenty of moments when Sally was alone, and her hand was shaking or she was experiencing a sympton … who was she trying to fool, or why was she pretending when there was nobody around? Practice? Thirdly, her friend (the doctor) hates practicing medicine and wants to get into fashion? The Forrester billions might be so incredible that even total strangers want in on this, but I’m still calling bullsh*t on that. For that matter, what happened to the other doctor, the male doctor she saw initially … not to mention, if you have a fatal illness, you should have an entire team of specialists taking care of you, but none of these Logan or Spencer or Forrester idiots (particularly when Katie Logan spends half her life in hospital beds) thought it strange that Sally only had one doctor, this whole ordeal?

And lastly, this just makes Sally into the most awful person ever. And on this cast, that’s really saying something.

daisy 🌼

Fourthly….or is that fifthly? This whole terminal illness to win your man was used by Bill and Caroline on Thomas to steal him from Sally.
But never mind. In about 2 weeks or so, no one will be taking it. That’s how long it will be before social isolating hits Forrester Creations.

daisy 🌼

I am just waiting for Forresters to all stand 1 and 1/2 metres apart, then run for their lives. Who cares if Brooke and Bill kissed. Everybody kisses everybody, and besides, Brooke was correct. Ridge had been cooling his heels (and other extremities) with $hauna.
But there is One Kidney Katy to consider.

Windsong

It’s really hard to take a side, here, because all the characters are just such horrible people.

Ridge has zero talking room to be offended by Brooke’s infidelity, given the time he spent mooching Shauna, and you’ll notice that the characters are all just ignoring that. But Brooke, once again, has an opportunity to pounce, mouth-first, on one of her own in-laws and jumps at the chance. You’re a grown woman, honey, but I know toddlers who have better impulse-control than you.

Not to mention, how did this all start? Oh, that’s right. Brooke picked a fight with Quinn for no apparent reason, and told Eric to divorce her. Why did Brooke need to do that? Oh that’s right, because she’s addicted to drama and causes it anytime there’s a lull in her life.

And, honestly, I’m kind of enjoying Quinn’s catty observations about Brooke sleeping her way through the Spencer and Forrester families. I mean, c’mon, we’re all thinking it.

These episode were filmed months ago, though, so I can’t imagine when the real-world outbreak will catch up to them (and of all the communicable diseases that this family of bed-hopping, partner-swapping weirdos has to deal with, and it’s covid that finally breaks them. Who’d have thought?).

daisy 🌼

Quinn has a great face for evil. She’s stunning, yet Malificent.
They should have her drink milk with cream so she could get cream on her top lip and slowly lick it off…. like the vat.

Windsong

Or sit there, in the Forrester living room, slowly stroking a pure-white cat that’s sitting on her lap. You know, a pure supervillain move.

😷

😁

brain dead dave

I think you see the show before me now Windsong.

Ridge punches Bill for the kiss. Bill hardly bats an eyelid. Brooke begs forgiveness but for Ridge ~ “It’s over” Sign those divorce papers now.

Kidney Katie doesn’t look too thrilled. Not happy unless she’s unhappy.

Shauna blabs to Flo about he kiss.Of course, she’s not to tell anyone.Might as well put it on a billboard.

This was some “reunion” party. Well, at least Quinn enjoyed herself. Ridge was rightly mocked for supporting to the hilt that turd of a son he spawned.

Windsong

“Ridge punches Bill for the kiss. Bill hardly bats an eyelid.”

I noticed that too. I was so hoping for a wild brawl that knocked Eric’s toupe clean off his head, but alas. This is probably just a normal Monday night in the Forrester mansion.

brain dead dave

Ridge actually hurt his hand “punching” Bill’s titanium jaw. He came off worse.

daisy 🌼

😂😂😂

Bill is getting used to knuckle sandwiches and attempts on his life.

daisy 🌼

Only Dr Phil could unravel that mess.
Ridge, stop behaving like a goon..or Michael on MAFS. You’ve kissed Shauna, Quinn, Taylor, Caroline, all while you were with Brooke, if my memory serves me.
Everyone has kissed everyone, but soon their lips won’t reach….unless Taylor comes back because her lips probably reach 1 and 1/2 metres.
(Janis Joplin is singing, “Won’t you come over) Sorry Janis. Not allowed.)

daisy 🌼

Ridge has a ball with his indignation and self-righhteousness.That corona will make a beeline for his raspy throat. He had better lock down now.

brain dead dave

If the mood at the party could get any worse , it does.

Quinn owns up to being the uploader of the damning kiss video . Not approved….but she doesn’t care.

$hauna doesn’t know the video exists, thinking she’s deleted it. She doesn’t know what a mood killer it was at the “reunion” debacle Fun episode

Curtain.

daisy 🌼

I want to slap Ridge. He’s forgotten that he’s been locking lips and getting cosy with Brooke’s “worst enemy”.
On the other hand “One Kidney Katy” could have a bitch, if she wasn’t so stupid. How many times have Brooke and Bill done this to her?

brain dead dave

I tried to feel sorry for Katie, then I thought of the telescope and the booze, blabbing about Sally’s illness.. No mercy.

brain dead dave

Ridge doesn’t want $hauna to leave town. He doesn’t blame her for anything.

Slept through the rest.

Quinn did give Brooke a sermon.

Windsong

The final scene was Ridge saying that he wanted to go to Las Vegas with Shauna.

It’s amazing how this company stays in business, it really is.

daisy 🌼

“I’ll be your Baby Tonight” Kris Kristofferson version. I like the Burl Ives version.

brain dead dave

“Viva Las Vegas!”

Windsong

There is so much excrement, flowing from Bill’s mouth today as he tried to justify his kiss with Brooke to Katie, that I am legitimately concerned for the well-being of Katie’s remaining kidney.

daisy 🌼

I can’t say for certain, but I think that Katy’s brother, Storm, shot himself so that she could have his heart. I wouldn’t worry about Katy. Where ever she goes, there’s a vital organ donor. Next it will be the brain

Windsong

Or maybe she just inspires people to top themselves, wherever she goes? Run, Will! Run while you can!

I wonder what bit from Storm that Shauna was interested in … O_O

brain dead dave

Thanks. I had an inconvenient phone call ruin my episode.

daisy 🌼

Quinn, “Couldn’t bear the thought of Brooke getting away with her make-out sessions”. LOL says the Queen of making sexy with Ridge when they were both married.

Ridge is packing to race off with $hauna. He mentioned it once; “hypocrite but Quinn(yesterday) assured him, “This is different because Ridge hates Bill”.

Katy is resorting to putting Will first…if she can find where she left him last.

Windsong

“Katy is resorting to putting Will first…if she can find where she left him last.”

Oh, he’ll turn up eventually. He always shows up when he’s hungry.

Gosh, now you’re making me think of the next generation of Logans, Spencers and Forresters. Will, Douglas, Beth and Kelly. Gosh, these kids are going to be messed up.

daisy 🌼

Ridge can’t get past Brooke and Bill making out, while he was making out with Shana.
“I can’t lose you”, the old hypocrite tells her.
Where is Eric when you need him. He knew about Ridge and Shauna. And surely he is going to kick Quinn to the Rodeo Drive Curb.

daisy 🌼

When did Shauna become so noble? She made Flo keep quite about the baby theft, in spite of Hope’s grief. She pushed Flo to give up her kidney, with a monetary agenda, she took advantage of Ridge being drunk to do a Harvey Wilderbeast with him, she’s done everything she could to get her claws into him, but now she’s not a homewrecker.

daisy 🌼

Last night, Woolif and I were watching a tv series from Israel. Well wadda ya know, the old Granny was into Bold and Beautiful. She was shocked at the Forresters’ behaviour. We saw Brooke, Ridge, Donna etc all on her old box tv.

Windsong

I feel like we’re in a really bad place, story-wise, if Flo has become the voice of reason re: Sally and her “fatal” illness (I had to laugh when Flo herself had to lampshade the terrible writing, by pointing, “We don’t even know what illness she has!”).

daisy 🌼

Zoe is nosing around playing Oprah in Sally’s life. Flo has the nerve to visit Sally’s doctor and start involving herself in Sally’s treatment. Really? The doctor should have shown her out immediately. Especially if it was a real illness.
And Sally now uses a walking frame….but I am guessing she will have enough energy to hop into bed and have pizza sex.

Windsong

She’d probably just lie there and let Wyatt do his thing. I mean, Wyatt’s not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer, but if Sally busts out the kama sutra while on her death bed, surely Wyatt would find that strange.

daisy 🌼

Lay there and eat pizza while Flubber did his thing. They reinvented pizzagate.

brain dead dave

Katie and Bill no longer cohabit. Katie’s glad she blabbed about Sally, because “the truth” is now in the open. Oh, sure it is. Katie pretends she’s not devo’d by the Bill/Brooke tryst.

Flubber won’t let Sally seduce him yet. , while Flo grills that bent doctor. Ad break.

Sally’s doctor is staunch and a much better liar than Flo. Flubber says he loves Sally but sorry, no roast beef.

brain dead dave

Sally’s death is topic du jour. No work done at FC, just ghoulish gossip. . Steffy praises the blabber. The doctor gets rid of nosy Flo. Flubber says the golden words “It’s complicated” to tearful Sally. Sally snuggles up to Flubber as mercifully, there’s an ad break. Six pulsating minutes of Sally’s scam. Flo’s a little suss but she’s too dumb. Sally’s Harvey Weinstein walking frame is a killer.

Sally pushes the doctor to keep the scam going.Flo spins out that Sally tried to kiss Flubber.

daisy 🌼

Why hasn’t Sally collapsed requiring Flubs to administer the kiss of life and some chest pumping?
Man, I am good at this. You’d think I had done this before. But no, I have never won a man over with a fatal disease.

brain dead dave

Flo now begins to browbeat Flubber over the seduction attempt. Curtain

daisy 🌼

Cruel blow from Flubber who pretended to be in love with Sally. Just as well she was pretended to be dying
I wonder how Sally is going to bring the truth out in the open, now that this truth is out in the open. Perhaps she could have a fake death and funeral and return as her own identical twin Hally.

brain dead dave

Today on Dr .Phil we had a woman, 67 who’d been married ten times. Still dating two guys . One of her husbands had actually murdered his wife, new wife didn’t know.. I couldn’t help but think of Brooke.

daisy 🌼

🤣 Saw that.

daisy 🌼

OMG! 80s Ridge leads a wild and magnificent life. He has a beautiful woman in a sexy bikini, on a perfect beach. He is more poetic than Cyrano de Bergerac. Then he is on another beach with a fanfare of trumpets, about to marry his father’s ex wife as she arrives on a pony, glamour galore.
Meantime a sultan holds Layla captive, either so she can’t let her husband Ridge know that she’s alive, or to prevent her from getting to a cosmetic surgeon.
All very Mills and Boon.
If only they knew Ridge winds up with wrinkly lipped stalker, $hauna the barnacle.

brain dead dave

Donna’s cleavage accentuating great dress is killer. Highlight of the show. Eric should dump Quinn and go after Donna (again)

Eric’s still mad at Quinn. $hauna and Ridge pore through photo albums in Vegas. He discovers $hauna’s about as deep as a teaspoon.

Eric and Quinn argue about the ramifications of the kiss. Eric realizes he’s married to an unrepentant bunny boiler. Ad break

Quinn’s doing okay gas lighting Eric. Donna’s flying into Brooke for hurting blabbermouth Katie. Brooke doesn’t know where Ridge is

brain dead dave

Ridge likens $hauna to “an oasis” ( One that’s had by her own confession “a lot of men” visit it) What a silver tongue the romancing Rasper has, Another ad break. I think Quinn will outfox Eric…..not too tough a gig.

brain dead dave

Quinn delights telling Brooke that Ridge is with $hauna and verbally slaughters her. Brooke’s had a bad day of being guilt tripped . Well Ridge’s in Vegas and we go to the curtain it’s very clear that very soon , Ridge will be in $hauna. It’s not gonna stay in Vegas, to be sure.

brain dead dave

Bill turns up at Brooke’s. He’s her “friend”, got it?

Katie’s self pity continues as Cleavage tries to get blabbermouth Katie to forgive.

Ridge wants to see the “boutique” $hauna worked in…….probably a strip joint. We get the second ad break and the show is moving like a glacier. I’m gambling on Bill and Brooke kissing again. Bill white ants the Rasper.to Brooke , who keeps getting Rasper’s answering machine. Katie’s ready for more therapy and alcohol.

Brooke wants Bill to maintain social distancing with her.

brain dead dave

The last five minutes speaks for itself. You gotta see it. Flashbacks .Split scene betrayal. The waterfalls of tears down Brooke’s shattered face, all alone .Bravo! Curtain. Bill was cock blocked and like a good “friend”, bolted.