The Farmer Wants a Wife premiere

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Put on your best RMs and turn up the collar of your blue shirt – it’s time for some city chicks to realise farms are a long way from the nearest nail salon and skinny latte. It starts at 8.45pm but MKR does not finish til 9pm, so I expect many of you will be recording or watching it on catch-up TV. Let me know what you think.



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Maz

The farmers:

Matt, Cattle Rustler, 25 yo. WA. Has a lot of teeth.

Adam, Dairy Famer, 25yo. VIC. Owes his own property + three dalmatians.

Julz, Crop & Livestock Farmer, Single Dad SA + 7 yo daughter River.

Lance, Cowboy, QLD. Nope, nope, nope.

Jed, 37, Oyster Farmer, SA. Studied Law. (Yeah, so shy that they have to date on national TV).

Lachlan (re-badged Farmer Lachie), Pretending to be heart broken and lonely. Did the producers think Lachlan looking down while mentioning the ‘break-up’ with Clare would be appealing? It made him look sleazy. The little white dog is back.

Maz

Lance loves referring himself in third person. He makes my skin crawl.

Didn’t see enough of the girls to differentiate but enough to determine that they were told to wear their hair down and totally inappropriate footwear and clothing.

Lance’s bunch are a group of very old looking forty-somethings. Can’t determine if it was the ciggies or the sun that has done the damage.

Jayblossom

Yes I thought they look as if they haven’t had the easiest lives (which is a nice way of saying they “are a group of old looking forty-somethings” but if they are lovely people they’ll look more attractive as the show progresses.
Lance on the other hand, I doubt will begin to look more appealing – skin crawling stuff.

daisy

Juz, if you want me to recap Farmer, just let me know. I can’t promise bells and whistles but I can kick start eps. I can email recaps to you.

I will have to watch straight from the telly because I will be recding IAC and MKR.

Keep in mind I am 3 or 4 hours behinds so recaps will be late.

daisy

It won’t be flash, but I will,email you tomorrow night’s.

Jayblossom

I really like that the girls on this look like normal women and not super models. And the farmers seem to be choosing them based on connection rather than looks.

daisy

Who can remember names?

daisy

He could land his helicopter on his teeth.

Eliza

hehehe

brain dead dave

Though he can land a chopper on his choppers , he ‘ll be likely perceived as an alpha because of his display of them.

daisy

More of an alfalfa sprout.

Matt

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A little rough… But I’ll live

daisy

Ha ha Farmer Matt. Join us and we will be kind to you…maybe. ???????????????? We might take the p*ss but it will be with love. ????????????????

Matt

???? Nah go for it, I thought it was hilarious; I quoted you on a radio show last week and they said the same as Dave – be grateful I’ve got all of my teeth ????

daisy

I am doing the recaps so I will make sure I only post your best angle. Unless I get handed a delicious opportunity and catch you with “you rpants down”. ????????????

daisy

(To others) Damn, this might seriously kerb my jibes at Matt and give him a free pass now I know he might read. In case he does this. ????????????????????????????????????????????

brain dead dave

I’m just jealous that you’ve got teeth, Matt.

daisy

LOL Dave.

techhater

You and me both Dave. Sorry I can’t be with all of you here and on IAC but my daughter only watches MKR and ATM she must be obeyed 😯

sandii

Ok well that is awkies !!

daisy

This one is….?

brain dead dave

Striking resemblance to Ted Bundy.

Just sayin’

daisy

Adam Bundy.

daisy

And this one??? Jules.

daisy

Julz.

Eliza

uuggghhhhhh.

daisy

Lance???

daisy

Lance is already making the ladies feel “comfortable”.
He’s been giving them a good feeling.

brain dead dave

He looks a hard unit indeed.

daisy

Often by the looks of it. Very often.

Eliza

Oh dear gosh!

daisy

The pearl farmer???? I am not watching on rec tonight so I can’t replay to check names etc.

daisy

Chico Marx here is cute, just because he is sooo awkward with the girls.

brain dead dave

Chico looks like he doesn’t give a shirt.

daisy

He looks like he’s shirting his pants.

Eliza

Hmmmmph.

daisy

And we know Lachlan.

brain dead dave

Yeah, he’s a cancer who moves from one reality tv show to the next.

Eliza

Yahuh ^

Jayblossom

Reminds me of Sasha from the Bachelorette and I thought he was really sleazy.

Eliza

Yeah, Sasha was too “smooth”.. ickkky!

daisy

One of the gels.

daisy

One of Lance’s.

brain dead dave

Could come in handy if Lance runs out of scarecrows.

daisy

That’s a sustained laugh out loud for you Dave.

Eliza

BDD says all the things I think, but don’t type. In a more witty way, of course.

daisy

Has come for Lachlan.

Jayblossom

A bit of a bunny boiler I thought. I was slightly scared for the other girls.

daisy

Running for the Republican party I think Jaybee.

WHY

Kelsey Grammar in drag?

Eliza

Ca-ca-crazzzy!

daisy

Hayley.

Eliza

More looks like she is going for luncheon on the lawn rather than the farm!

I forgot about this.. too busy watching the last ep of Downtown Abby!! Ohh can we have a Downtown Abby thread?

daisy

So no takers thn Eliza? Oh oh, Jed is already getting diplomatically dropped.

I will go for Jed because he works on water, and because he is Beverly Hillbilly. I could be a “Ying to his Yang”. They are all dorky.

Eliza

It’s like they tried to choose the most unattractive guys possible.. Maybe they will all become more attractive through their personality.. bar one though, already. Guess if I HAD to pick one, it’d be the Bundy one.. Ok, just looked them up and his name is Adam.

Woah, can’t believe Matt is 25. He looks a good 10 years on me, but is younger than me… :/

Jayblossom

That country life is tough, it ages a man.

Eliza

This is very true.. my soft skin is used to the luxuries of the indoor life..

Jayblossom

My money is on the pearl farmer tracking down the one who left after the show is over.

WHY

The oyster farmer should have stopped the cameras rolling, and gone off to speak with the one that was leaving, and talk with her alone, if he was that keen.

No wonder he’s single – put up a fight for what you want!

daisy

The older ladies seemed a bit more eager.

brain dead dave

Eager beaver. Lance looks in like Flynn there.

All happening

Desperate in the case of this lot, Daisy. He made me shudder.

WHY

I’m afraid some of Lance’s ladies looked like they have been through the school of hard knocks. How sad, that they tear up, hoping that Lance might be “the one”. Desperate to be loved and adored.

daisy

Oh dear. Never mind.

Jayblossom

She’ll probably realise she dodged a bullet as the show progresses. (Though I can’t recall who rejected her).

daisy

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brain dead dave

Was that photo taken five minutes after she met Lance?

daisy

She’s looking at his gear.

daisy

Don’t expect long winded or flash. Also don’t forget my WA time delay, but I will do it on the night asap.