Put on your best RMs and turn up the collar of your blue shirt – it’s time for some city chicks to realise farms are a long way from the nearest nail salon and skinny latte. It starts at 8.45pm but MKR does not finish til 9pm, so I expect many of you will be recording or watching it on catch-up TV. Let me know what you think.
The farmers:
Matt, Cattle Rustler, 25 yo. WA. Has a lot of teeth.
Adam, Dairy Famer, 25yo. VIC. Owes his own property + three dalmatians.
Julz, Crop & Livestock Farmer, Single Dad SA + 7 yo daughter River.
Lance, Cowboy, QLD. Nope, nope, nope.
Jed, 37, Oyster Farmer, SA. Studied Law. (Yeah, so shy that they have to date on national TV).
Lachlan (re-badged Farmer Lachie), Pretending to be heart broken and lonely. Did the producers think Lachlan looking down while mentioning the ‘break-up’ with Clare would be appealing? It made him look sleazy. The little white dog is back.
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Lance loves referring himself in third person. He makes my skin crawl.
Didn’t see enough of the girls to differentiate but enough to determine that they were told to wear their hair down and totally inappropriate footwear and clothing.
Lance’s bunch are a group of very old looking forty-somethings. Can’t determine if it was the ciggies or the sun that has done the damage.
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Yes I thought they look as if they haven’t had the easiest lives (which is a nice way of saying they “are a group of old looking forty-somethings” but if they are lovely people they’ll look more attractive as the show progresses.
Lance on the other hand, I doubt will begin to look more appealing – skin crawling stuff.
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Thanks, Maz – don’t think I’ll get a chance to watch until tomorrow.
Juz, if you want me to recap Farmer, just let me know. I can’t promise bells and whistles but I can kick start eps. I can email recaps to you.
I will have to watch straight from the telly because I will be recding IAC and MKR.
Keep in mind I am 3 or 4 hours behinds so recaps will be late.
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Hi Daisy – yes, please! I have a few things on tomorrow so prob can’t watch til the arvo. I’ll add my two cents to your recap later.
It won’t be flash, but I will,email you tomorrow night’s.
I really like that the girls on this look like normal women and not super models. And the farmers seem to be choosing them based on connection rather than looks.
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Who can remember names?
He could land his helicopter on his teeth.
hehehe
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Though he can land a chopper on his choppers , he ‘ll be likely perceived as an alpha because of his display of them.
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More of an alfalfa sprout.
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A little rough… But I’ll live
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Welcome, Matt. Any further posts will be published straight away.
Matt, they are all just jealous of your youth 😉 Hope the show was a good experience for you, regardless of the outcome, and thanks for stopping by. Hope you will pop back next week after the next show – Admin Juz
Ha ha Farmer Matt. Join us and we will be kind to you…maybe. ???????????????? We might take the p*ss but it will be with love. ????????????????
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???? Nah go for it, I thought it was hilarious; I quoted you on a radio show last week and they said the same as Dave – be grateful I’ve got all of my teeth ????
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Matt, you should see what she said about you after episode 2 http://talkingtv.net/2016/02/farmer-wants-a-wife-episode-2/
I am doing the recaps so I will make sure I only post your best angle. Unless I get handed a delicious opportunity and catch you with “you rpants down”. ????????????
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(To others) Damn, this might seriously kerb my jibes at Matt and give him a free pass now I know he might read. In case he does this. ????????????????????????????????????????????
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I’m just jealous that you’ve got teeth, Matt.
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LOL Dave.
You and me both Dave. Sorry I can’t be with all of you here and on IAC but my daughter only watches MKR and ATM she must be obeyed 😯
Ok well that is awkies !!
This one is….?
Striking resemblance to Ted Bundy.
Just sayin’
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Adam Bundy.
And this one??? Jules.
Julz.
uuggghhhhhh.
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Lance???
Lance is already making the ladies feel “comfortable”.
He’s been giving them a good feeling.
He looks a hard unit indeed.
Often by the looks of it. Very often.
Oh dear gosh!
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The pearl farmer???? I am not watching on rec tonight so I can’t replay to check names etc.
Chico Marx here is cute, just because he is sooo awkward with the girls.
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Chico looks like he doesn’t give a shirt.
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He looks like he’s shirting his pants.
Hmmmmph.
And we know Lachlan.
Yeah, he’s a cancer who moves from one reality tv show to the next.
Yahuh ^
Reminds me of Sasha from the Bachelorette and I thought he was really sleazy.
Yeah, Sasha was too “smooth”.. ickkky!
One of the gels.
One of Lance’s.
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Could come in handy if Lance runs out of scarecrows.
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That’s a sustained laugh out loud for you Dave.
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BDD says all the things I think, but don’t type. In a more witty way, of course.
Has come for Lachlan.
A bit of a bunny boiler I thought. I was slightly scared for the other girls.
Running for the Republican party I think Jaybee.
Kelsey Grammar in drag?
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Ca-ca-crazzzy!
Hayley.
More looks like she is going for luncheon on the lawn rather than the farm!
I forgot about this.. too busy watching the last ep of Downtown Abby!! Ohh can we have a Downtown Abby thread?
So no takers thn Eliza? Oh oh, Jed is already getting diplomatically dropped.
I will go for Jed because he works on water, and because he is Beverly Hillbilly. I could be a “Ying to his Yang”. They are all dorky.
It’s like they tried to choose the most unattractive guys possible.. Maybe they will all become more attractive through their personality.. bar one though, already. Guess if I HAD to pick one, it’d be the Bundy one.. Ok, just looked them up and his name is Adam.
Woah, can’t believe Matt is 25. He looks a good 10 years on me, but is younger than me… :/
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That country life is tough, it ages a man.
This is very true.. my soft skin is used to the luxuries of the indoor life..
My money is on the pearl farmer tracking down the one who left after the show is over.
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The oyster farmer should have stopped the cameras rolling, and gone off to speak with the one that was leaving, and talk with her alone, if he was that keen.
No wonder he’s single – put up a fight for what you want!
The older ladies seemed a bit more eager.
Eager beaver. Lance looks in like Flynn there.
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Desperate in the case of this lot, Daisy. He made me shudder.
I’m afraid some of Lance’s ladies looked like they have been through the school of hard knocks. How sad, that they tear up, hoping that Lance might be “the one”. Desperate to be loved and adored.
Oh dear. Never mind.
She’ll probably realise she dodged a bullet as the show progresses. (Though I can’t recall who rejected her).
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Was that photo taken five minutes after she met Lance?
She’s looking at his gear.
My recap is up but Daisy’s pix have pretty much told you all you need to know already. She’s offered to do next week’s recap, so yee-hah! I’m as happy as one of Lance’s chosen four. http://talkingtv.net/2016/02/the-farmer-wants-a-wife-premiere-recap/
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Don’t expect long winded or flash. Also don’t forget my WA time delay, but I will do it on the night asap.
What happened to some of the farmers?
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/reality-tv/farmer-wants-a-wife-first-look-at-this-years-lonely-blokes/news-story/9f0c386e83365131b2d4ec5aa0feaadc
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Ooh, thanks Why.
Don’t miss Daisy’s episode 2 recap, to see how the girls handle farm life (and a few bottoms) http://talkingtv.net/2016/02/farmer-wants-a-wife-episode-2/