Talking TV (Test)
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Let’s hope Ten goes back to casting nobodies as leads next season.
Apparently on DM dasha posts photos confirming she is with Charlie.
I am fairly convinced that Charlie is purposefully trying to destroy the show
I also don’t think Dasha is really serious about Charlie. Where is her son Now? He is suppose to be the most important person in her life.
Yeah funny how that changed..
Apparently tonight, she falls hopelessly in love with Todd (the blond who showed up in the suit of armour).
I imagine, tomorrow night, she’ll fall hopelessly in love with two llamas, four of the camera-crew, and a particularly appealing potted fern.
FYI I am feeling really sad and down after some horrible news. Really looking forward to sarcastic and amusing chat to try to take my mind off wanting to cry all night
Amanda, I hope you are o.k. Sending love to you.
Oh no, Amanda. I hope Ali sucking face with a bunch of tossers can provide some distraction.
Oh look here is random guy getting some camera time!!
Very soon we will have the alpacas kissing Ali
There’s a message on FB that both Brooke and Cass are lined up for the next season of Bachelor in Paradise.
So. Yeah. That’s a thing.
I am surprised Brooke is going into BIP. She will be boring
Yeah, but she might hook up with one of the other girls!
Boring. When Robert and Charlie get caught making out behind the pool cabana, then come and let me know.
I am terrible I don’t even remember who Brooke is? Is Brooke the bisexual one?
I hate to see the tongues before the lips🙄
Drinks and nipples with tonguing turd Todd. They were both well up for it. I thought it would never end.
Definitely. If you must put your tongue into another person’s mouth, the order is mouth, tongue, saliva exchange, boob grab. Get that wrong and you might as well go crotch, boobs, saliva, tongue, shake hands. Then where have those hands been.
Hmm. I’ve seen a video where that happens.
Wasn’t really my cup of tea, though …
When Daniel did an interview to the camera, was I the only viewer who exclaimed, out-loud, “Who the hell are you?”
In the 50s milk bar sequence, I was starting to see what you guys were saying about Ali and the hilariously-improbable size of her … assets. I mean, it was like she had two soccer balls down her shirt. I couldn’t understand how she wasn’t tipping forward? Was there a sale, she bought economy size?
Hahahaha …I think she upgraded to business size! 🤣
Even in the dress she was wearing when she was on the date with Todd just didn’t suit. Even though it was all covered up, it just emphasized her business class asset! Big top half, clinch at the waist and then with a flare skirt.
Her black dress at the cocktail party? Yikes. She was busting out of that. If it was a cold night, she could’ve put someone’s eye out.
Psycho Charlie pokes his tongue out when he’s not happy. Ie verballing Ali. He crept her out.
Wow did he just shoot himself down in flames.
Aww, Daniel got a rose.
No but seriously, who the hell is this guy?
Never seen him. Stranger.
Charlie got a sympathy rose. Ali knows he’s a bourbon addled crazy control freak, surely?
So Robert gets his marching orders tonight?
Don’t worry Robert, I’m sure the perfect guy is out there for you somewhere.
Meanwhile, gosh, I hope we get intruders.
Too late for intruders. Only 5 episodes left.
Rob is better off without Ali, whether with another guy or girl or whatever
Is it me or is there, literally, no footage of Charlie where he’s not downing bourbon?
Maybe he’s not possessive and jealous and controlling. Maybe he’s just a drunk?
Ali looked so sad as she tearfully dismissed Robert. Damn it, girlfriend, he brought you pasta sauce! That is someone you want in your life!
It’s almost like she hasn’t done this twice before already.
She’s spent practically no time at all with either lamb-Dan or Paddy, so I imagine they’ll go next. She can’t possibly still be working on connections with them, since she’s already fallen for Charlie, Bill, Todd and Taite.
Ready for this to be over.
James’s recap https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/reality-tv/the-bachelorette/james-weir-recaps-the-bachelorette-2018-episode-7/news-story/3177fa5af922ad894ff7003b0dddec12
So Ali has kissed every guy with a penis.
Isn’t language grand.
She hasn’t made out with Paddy yet.
And he is — very definitely — a giant dick.
Charlie is much too old to wear his cap back to front
Yes. He’s really begging for a dunce’s hat.
10 is too old for back cap.
Ummm this is her idea of taking things slower?? She is almost humping him
Its slow because it was longer than 10s
Some of these boys don’t know what an apocalypse is. Okay, it’s not the end of the world but just the same. Thick.
They were all busy in the gym when they should’ve been reading a book or two.
More bombshell text revealed on Daily Mail about her stairs adventure
I can’t wait to read it.
Ali is “shocked ” by the violence these knuckle draggers fell into during the challenge.
For a start, that was the wussiest fight, oh, ever. C’mon boys, at least put your backs into it. If nobody goes home with a broken arm, then what the hell was the point?
Secondly, yeah. Ali obviously likes guys who are over-dosing on testosterone, but she’s suddenly shocked and horrified when they show too much testosterone? Seriously girlfriend, you are just a walking bundle of bad decisions.
“I’m taking it slow this time.”
Ali, honey, if you moved any faster, a traffic cop would already be writing you a ticket. Like, what is ‘fast’ to her?
“Paddy, there’s a girl out there who’s perfect for you.
But that girl is sure as hell not me. Get out. Shoo!”
Thanks to Gogglebox I finally watched the scene where Ivan makes avocado mousse. That was the highlight of the season!
Me too, Juz. That had to be a put up job. I’d find it hard to believe that anyone is that stupid, unless he’s been living under a rock all his life. It was comedy gold and I was laughing my ass off along with the Goggleboxers.
Todd looks like a nice guy. He has such a boyish look. He is just too young for Ali and I hope he find a sweet girl.
There is lust between Taite and Ali. He may get the final rose but won’t last I think. I still think Taite is playing the game but much subtle than Charlie.
Maybe Ali and Taite should be on Pride and Prejudice. I read his family not fond of Ali. Must watch the Hometown visit
I don’t think there’s any chance that Ali will last with any of them. They might be good for a fling on the staircase.
I agree about taite he was already on “first dates” and there is a story floating around that a finalist is trying to shop the final result to magazines for money. None of them seem genuine to me