The Badgerlor – Sept 12 & 13

This week, on The Bachelor Australia …
On Wed: Nick invites one lucky bachelorette for her second single date, which ruffles some feathers. Later on a group date, the ladies participate in a lie detector test.

On Thurs: Four of the ladies channel their inner rev-head with a group date at Eastern Creek Speedway. Later on in a single date, the chosen bachelorette struggles through an intimate chat with Nick.

So, who will emerge as the designated villain now the Catty trio is gone? I’m looking forward to commentary from someone faces.
Tonight we get to hear “Brooke’s big secret”. According to the gossip mags it’s that she’s bisexual – and if it was in a gossip mag it must be true.
Meanwhile, I goggled why she has a big scar on her collarbone, and discovered she broke it playing footy and had to have a major surgery.



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Amanda

Oh my lord he actually put together a sentence. That must have took some study

Am I the onky one to not buy that any of these girls are attracted to anything, other then a media career?

Windsong

So Nick’s ideas in this episode, to woo women, are to throw various dangerous Australian animals at Britanny, and then lock six girls into an FBI-themed interrogation.

I’m starting to understand why he’s been unlucky in love, in his life so far.

Jayblossom

I’ll be pissed off if Brooke’s big secret is that she’s bisexual. Firstly because that’s her business and secondly because Jamie-Lee’s last partner was apparently a woman and that seems to not be a big secret. But stupid me expecting consistency.

Jazzman

Such a boring revelation.

Amanda

I have been trained in this area so I am cringing a lot at the bogus techniques he is using.

Deana(however you spell it) looks stoned

Jayblossom

Thanks Amanda – I have no training in this area but common sense and age told me to be sceptical.

brain dead dave

I think the lie detector dude is lying about his credentials and abilities.

He’s really an undertaker. Badger’s “place of love” soon becomes Stalag 13.

Lola

I find the FBI interrogations both intrusive and highly inappropriate. If I was one of the bachelorettes I would say, “This is totally not on, I didn’t realise I was a potential criminal “ who wants to be interrogated! Sheesh
As far as the single date went – crocodile and snakes. No thanks
Have no interest in Brooke’s secret. Keep it to yourself please.

Jazzman

I thought he was going to get her to swim in the pool

Jayblossom

Exactly Lola! I’m so pissed off with all the palaver about it. Did no one mention to them that it is in fact 2018 and Brooke’s past lovelife is of no concern to the rest of us.

Windsong

Yeah, spoiler alert, Brooke’s bisexual.

Please. You just know Nick’s eyes lit up at the thought of his girlfriend dating other women. Like, whatever.

Now, if Nick had revealed he’d previously gotten busy with some of the other Wallabies, that’d be front page on “New Idea” pretty quickly.

Jayblossom

I just realised, Brooke is a pretty clever girl. By making a big deal of revealing her ‘secret’ she has guaranteed herself a rose – Nick would look like a total arsehole if he turfed her after that.
She was also probably contractually obliged to ‘spill’ at some point.

Daisy

That’s what I thought, et voilà; the first rose.

Jazzman

I know you could just see nick picturing Brooke with Cass or tenille. Please tell me more Brooke, specific details

Jazzman

Deana still looks stoned. She’s going to fall over sideways. TIIMBER. I predict she will go home

Jayblossom

If I was Emily, I’d be straight to the producers to say “Hey, I’m totally sick of being a filler girl, send me on a date/outing with or without Nick (preferably without), I think I deserve it

Windsong

I was shocked, at the rose ceremony, to learn that Emily still existed.

Meanwhile, do you think that Cass will still be there, in 20 years time, patiently waiting for a single date with Nick?

Littlepetal

Didn’t Emily has a date with The Bachelor?

Juz

She just had a couch chat with him as a prize for a group date thingummy

Windsong

As an aside, did everybody catch the promo for the next season of the Bachelorette featuring Ali?

Given the fall-out from her stint on “Bachelor in Paradise”, I’m shocked they’re still going with her.

Littlepetal

The Bachelorette is going to be a train wreck because Ali is very delusional and she thinks she is a sweetheart and everybody loves her.

Amanda

I have to turn the channel – that was a horrible ad and has been skewered quite badly in the Facebook bachelor page. No one wants to see her in that show

Littlepetal

I hope Ali is strong mentally with all the negativity against her ( I my opinion she may not be able to take it).

Ch 10 should have can the show.

Daisy

Ali is dull.

brain dead dave

The guys will be , too. It’ll be a fair fight. She hooked up with that douche fireman but ultimately, she didn’t accept his hose.

Stay in the beautiful Adelaide Hills, Ali and forget the losers Ch 10 have ready for you. Too late.

Lola

Ali lip syncing badly to “You can’t hurry love” in a stupid red dress being carried a la Marilyn Monroe in “Diamonds are a girl’s best friend “ musical monologue.
This has disaster written all over it. I have zero interest in Ali and The Honey Badger is getting worse by the episode. Ratings are going to tank.

Windsong

It was vomitous, wasn’t it? Eugh.

Juz

So, do we think Brit for the win? And No. 2 someone random, like Dasha, who won’t be too hurt?

Daisy

Yes, I am watching the “connections” and it looks like the sparks were flying with Britney. I have to say though; I don’t feel Nick is there for the right reasons.
Brooke’s secret was a fizzog, so does that mean the promos for next week’s Survivor are a blow up too?

brain dead dave

Brit’s looking good, purely based on how far the Badger tried to shove his tongue down her throat last night.

We don’t see blokes on the Bachelorette get hassled by FBI approved heads on a stick to see if they’ve batted for the other side.

The interrogations were just wrong on a few levels.

Von

I could only manage about three minutes tonight. When I tuned in, the interrogator guy was just starting. He was creepy. What an odd idea – have a stand over man ask the women personal questions. Did the Bach have to go through the q and a too? Or is he really so clueless that he is unable to decide who he likes without help? Geez, fella, just roll the dice a few times. That might work, and wouldn’t be much of a mental strain.

Windsong

The Bachelorette FB page is really amping up the promotion for Ali’s season.

The general response is that people are *shredding* it.

I think channel 10 badly misread the audience there. Even if the cheating story was just a lie from a vengeful ex (and Grant always seemed kind of douchey), channel 10 should’ve avoided the whole situation from the start and cast someone else. Yet, here we are.

Amanda

I tend to believe the story – Grant doesn’t seem smart enough to make up that tale 🙂

brain dead dave

That’s right, Grant is about as sharp as a bowling ball, not to mention as bald as, which makes me worry all the more that Ali plonked for him in the first place.

Never been the same since that chiropractor broke her heart.

Amanda

I expect all that plastic surgery had frozen that heart of hers at the same time.

Windsong

I do too, to be honest. You don’t relocate half way around the planet for somebody, and then cheat on him with one of his best friends in five minutes. But maybe she did? We just don’t know the truth beyond he-said/she-said.

But that’s my point. 10 knew about this when they cast her as the next bachelorette. Any promotion for the show was going to be filtered through the lens of Ali’s back-story.

Add to that, the fact that Ali really isn’t all that interesting (and looks more interested in singing and dancing on-camera than she does for finding a romantic match), and I wonder what the hell channel 10 was thinking. Sophie’s season was bad enough, and I’m just about done with the honey-badger, but now Ali gets an entire season? This is veering towards outright parody.

Daisy

I like to see fresh faces. I don’t enjoy the recycled Blisters. That’s B listers. 😂

brain dead dave

“Geez, I’m pumped to get me hand on me weapon and wield it round”

Not as pumped as I am to get me hand on me remote and mute this moronic, bouffant~headed badger

Julie

First episode I’ve attempted to watch – please pass the remote. This guy is totally clueless when it comes to planning a date a woman would actually enjoy. Spinning cars on a track… sword fighting… What next?? Is he actually looking for love or working his way through the handbook of “cool things me and me footy mates could do for kicks” ?

brain dead dave

Yes. Feel like I’m watching Wide World Of Sports.

“Will yaz accept this road, shaggers?”

Daisy

Ha ha…bouffant Badger. The Bouffant Bachelor. What’s up next year? Crewcut Cassanova? Mullet headed Mullet?

Daisy

Or Prickled Headed………..

Von

+1, Dave. You are hot tonight.

This comment board is so much more entertaining the watching the show.

brain dead dave

Thanks, china…. I mean, Von.

Von

It has been many years since I have been called china. I’m trying to think of another ockerism with which to respond, but I’m laughing too much.

brain dead dave

I’m more pumped than a new air mattress that yaz think it’s bonza. Yaz onta me humour like a blowfly on a steamer.

brain dead dave

I’m quotin’ liberally from the Badger’s book, Von. No bullshit. Adventures Of The Honey Badger. ABC Books. Chrissie present. I should re~gift it to some other poor drongo this year, they won’t be the full bucket of chicken after readin’ it.

Sara

He’s really not very attractive, and no fashion sense.

brain dead dave

Just fishin’ sense.

Windsong

I still can’t get over that his neck is noticeably, visibly wider than his head.

Like, it’s all I’m looking at, whenever he’s onscreen.

To be fair, it does distract me from the inane Badger-isms.

brain dead dave

” Previously on Wide World Of Necks……”

Amanda

And jaymeeeeeeh lee is going to be going home.

Littlepetal

Lucky Tenille walked. Will be next week

brain dead dave

Is this going to be a cocktail or a cockhead party?

Windsong

Little of column (a), little of column (b) …

Daisy

Tenille left in a blaze of sexy red dress. Whoh. I’m not bisexual or lesbian. I just like souls. 😂😂😂😂😂

Tenille misjudged imo. I reckon Nick would have at least 2 ballast he would have dropped before Tenille. Nick was hardly reasonable. Nick: I want you to open up”.
Tenille: “I want YOU to open up” Check Mate.

Juz

She is gorgeous but actually looks better in the one on one confessionals when she is wearing less makeup. I can see her on a TV ad for a car insurer, wearing a headset and taking calls. I hope Emily at least gets a single date before he cuts her. Now the Mean Girls are gone the producers are having trouble finding a girl to provide running commentary.

Daisy

The Badger can’t control his set. That’s 2 who walked now. I wonder if that’s a Bachelor record.

Windsong

Richie still turned every woman he dated into a lesbian. I don’t think Nick’s hit that record, yet.

Sara

No personality, no chat just a head of stupid curls and a mouthful of corny phrases.

Daisy

All those ringlets and he still can’t dance.😁

Sara

I have a feeling that Cassie will be let go on their single date, rather than put her through a rose ceremony.