Over to Daisy (thank you) …
The Bold and the Beautiful is doing my head in, and yours too, judging from your comments. The devastating effects of Dollar Bill’s trickery and his attempts to pull the wheels off Liam and Stephie’s marriage have finally began to unfold and be exposed, as we now have a united and tentatively loved up couple bonding over sleepless nights and baby poo, but an abandoned Hope, shipwrecked on the lonely island of jilted brides. It’s an island she knows well, and it’s staffed by her mother, urging her to build a raft, or a pirate ship and push back out into the unpredictable sea of love to fight for her man, with whom she is, according to Brooke, destined to be.
Don’t sit back and enjoy the marital bliss between Stephie and Liam. Bill is not going to accept defeat, nor remain in the crucible of thwarted devilry. He will soon be spinning his web of evil over Liam and Stephie again, but will Wipes once again be his willing dupe? Will Justin assist him again with gritted teeth and a concerned frown? In my opininon, it’s time for Bill to turn to Brooke for assistance in tearing down Stephie and Liam’s little family nest. Not that I want Bill to succeed. I am enjoying Brooke’s defeat too much. I wish I could tell you that Brooke will have to remain with the egg of defeat on her face, but we all know that won’t happen. Ridge’s happy head cocking to one side as he salivates over his daughter’s victory, won’t last long either. Will his and Brooke’s marriage crack and crumble like a beautiful meringue?
Meanwhile, the rest of the cast have been in the wings, awaiting their turn to return with some juicy nail-biting story lines. I am hoping for a return of Quidge to be the sledge hammer that cracks Bridge.
It seems I am too full of dramatic analogy today; like a writer for Mills and Boone. It may be the caffeine I had this morning. Readers, I will leave you with this thought; are you able to endure the tempest of Forrester/Spencer romance, heartbreak, wrath, plotting and fleeting joy for the month of July? You know I am not one for spoilers but I will tell you this; as I have previously mentioned, have heard that the iddy biddy detective will get a bigger part. Take that as you will.
Auf wiedersehen lovers. 💖💖💖💖
The pics will go up later today, Juz says, so in the meantime.
Shit happens, Hope.
Thanks for the commentary,daisy. Bring it on for July, producers.
It was my DH Lawrence piece; full of metaphors.
Emma is a pokey, in fact no one holds back from interfering in Hope’s loveless life.
Katie’s dumped Wyatt and moved onto Thorne in about ten minutes. Not even time for her tears to dry.
I missed the opening – what did the kid say that brought the breakup.
No more interns!
In the words of Neil Diamond, he said, “You ain’t Daddy, you’re my brother”
Thorne swoops. All had to do was wait for the picnickers to leave, and pounce.
Time and tide wait for no seagull. Hope he likes purple lingerie and lots of sax.
Katy might get Thorne to ease off on the carrot juice.
Emma is serious about average dancing. And now watch out Zander, the new court jester is coming for you.
Does Justine’s niece have a mo? How did this girl get cast? She’s horrible.
And he was once married to Donna – these girls get around
She’s bold……and bootyfull.
So you noticed. One man’s booty is another man’s hefty.
Play dead. How did the Avants, who started life as poor folk and jail birds end up with a posh British cousin?
Why do all soap opera actors have such plastic-looking hair? Are they all wearing cheap polyester wigs?
And cheap polyester bras.
Katy certainly took a long time to get over Wipes. A whole 8 minutes before she was kissing Thorne and sizing him up as Daddy material. And Thorne wasn’t shy about using the little tacker to get to Mommy.
Katy said Will was her first priority. That explains why she was having daytime sex with Wipes instead of playing play doh.
Katy doesn’t watch Dr.Phil, so she won’t know about step parent Thorne’s statistical likelihood of being an abuser. Where there’s a Will, there’s a way.
She might know not to bring him into the family home for se….no wait!
Ladies, click on the just fasion now ad. There are lots of nice dresses, and I don’t usually like the clothes in internet ads.
More disfunctional than any Dr Phil guests. The dna is going around in a very small circle.
No one has ever made Hope happy like Liam has. Her idea of happy is getting her heart repeatedly shattered.
Sally Spectra picks up sorrow drowning Wyatt in a sleazy bar. Never lonely for long in LA.
Thomas and Caroline back together.
Sally pulls a gun on Wyatt and it goes off.
Of course, he’ll be alright.
The Forresters and Spencers own too many guns; one in Eric’s bedside drawer, Bill’s golden gun, the gun Deacon used to try and shoot Quinn.
This gun was in Sally’s handbag.
Her lips might be saying a lukewarm, “Yes”, but you can see it in Brooke’s glassy eyes that she is saying, “It’s not over until the fat lady sings…or Hope gets Liam.
Sally is in a dark bar looking like she is waiting for Humphrey Bogart to show up; “Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in to mine”.Instead she gets Wipes.
Liam has made the giant leap from hating Stephie, to rubbing her feet. Now why can’t I get a man to do that?
She got Humphrey………. Bear instead.
What happened to Liam “seeing Bill” while he’s rubbing Steffy’s feet? Like he’s been to Turnabout Ranch.
😂😂😂
Oh no, Sally is back to having nothing….which means she will have to latch on to another heir. She had to return the $50 million building that Liam gave her, but she kept the millions of dollars worth of designs she stole from Forrester. Now why don’t I feel sorry for her?
You wanted her to shoot herself. It’s possible.
Probably missed Wyatt because she’s drunk.
I haven’t been to Boldplay.
Sally is like the guy on First Dates who forgot his wallet.
So where areSol, Gran, Darla and Coconut. Are they all sleeping on a beach too. Why wouldn’t Coconut take in Sally? Why wouldn’t the people who took in Grams, take in Sally?
And I don’t know anything about guns, but was that a gun from the set of Hogan’s Heroes?
Oooops. Bit of a blooper in there. I meant to write “are Sol”.
Emma’s choreography is awful, so Hope signs her up pronto.
First there was Justin Bieber, now Justin Barber is in town.
Maya has sprung Emma taking spy photos.
Wyatt and Sally Spectra are getting it on. No muzak for them yet.
Not to put too finer point on it….
Not enjoying all these interns with their secrets – they aren’t even attractive. Good idea to sack her
Emma could play Pugsly.
I think Emma slept with Harvey.
Too soon?
New intern asks Zander, “Are you hiding something?”. The bromance was palpable. Maybe Emma is barking up the wrong Avant.
And it takes 5 seconds to scoot up the ladder at Forresters to be unsupervised and in charge of training the new models.
If you want to know the meaning of “pokey”, just look at Emma. She’s a perfect example.
BTW, the models were very compliant to go along with being trained by three brand new interns. Also, they weren’t tall enough to be catwalk models.
As if! Brand new interns, ie most junior staff members, are free to enter executive offices whenever. And another Liam castoff for Wyatt.
But Sally doesn’t want a man to resue her. It’s just sure handy when they do. Sally is starting to hit rock bottom.
Missed it today. Perhaps I’ll catch it in morning, but these interns are dull viewing.
They would want to pay their interns well, given how much responsibilities they have; hanging around planning fashion shows and making important decisions…when not stealing designs and inside information. I really hope Zander hits on the boy, leaving Miss Pokey to scratch her head, “Why not meeeee”. 😭😭😭😭
Oh dear. Ugly bras.
And Hope just crossed Maya. 😨
There is something we can be grateful for; no sign of Grams, Sol or Darlita.
Purple push ups don’t seem so bad after all. Awful photo. Well done,daisy.
Gee, meditation has worked wonders for Bill. He’s back from the retreat an even bigger, more determined bastard. I only caught the last five, gripping minutes. Busy trying to win some Bob Dylan tickets at 4.30
Feel free to fill me in , will try to catch in morning.
Stephie needs a panic room.
OK, so this ep reinforced that Wipes makes very poor love choices, but that he is also perfect loser rebound material. He and Katy put the bounce in rebound.
We saw Wipes and Sally’s morning after. It the near miss hair of the dog.
I was cooking at the same time but did see them sniffing milk together and Sally wearing one of Wipes tasteless shirts. Warning to you Dave, when a girl helps herself to your shirts, she is marking you hers. Sally and Wipes are more pukeworthy than Wipes and Sally. Sally is nursing a grudge against, Thomas, Bill and the wardrobe dept who made her wear S&M underwear and a Hawaiian shirt.
Liam and Stephie are planning their wedding. Liam went over to book Carter who funnily enough already has a fitting, but unused ceremony. Does Carter get paid for all the weddings that don’t make it past, Katy having a heart attack etc. I tried to add up how many of his own weddings Liam has been to.
Of course on the way to see Carter, Liam meets Hope. Hope tells Liam not to feel sorry for her. She tells Liam they can still be friends. Ridge and Brooke tell each other that they can still be friends.
Brooke says the baby can call her Stepnanna. Nah. I made that one up. 😁
I think that was about it. No dance of the Sugar Plump Fairy.
Stephie! If you don’t want to call the police, phone Liam. Take out an AVO.
But why isn’t Liam home protecting his wife from his deranged father? Oh yeah because he is still breaking up with Hope. So Bill is only partially deranged. Stephie needs to spit it out for Bill; “I wouldn’t marry you if you were the last man on the cast!”.
As for the Avant clan, they sure have made themselves comfy in the Forrester nest.
The Avants are like termites.
A bit harsh, termites can probably act better.
Termites are useful in the bush, but if you let them into tour home; there goes your Mum’s picture frame overthe fireplace. They started with an ex con Maya and have progressed to the family Colin Firth….or is that Enry Iggins? Conveniently he has studies graphic design. The Avants will soon be pronouncing their name “Avont”.
I’d bring back whiny Coconut if I could swap her for the Sugar Plump Fairy.
Nooooooooo. No more yoyoing between Hope and Stephie.
Taylor needs to be put away….for bad acting.
Liam is begging Stephie to be allowed to work for Hope.
Bill’s fantasies are becoming a concern.
Bill needs Dr Phil. A double episode. Bill, Stephie, Liam in the b.ue chairs….plus Hope. Maybe Phil could sort them out and stop all the nonsense.
When is the storyline “Forrester Creations and Spencer Publications go into liquidation due to no one doing any work….except the interns.
I just want to reach into my telly and slap Stephie, so perhaps MY fantasies are becoming a concern.
I don’t think Bold and Beautiful fans are ready for another tragic Stephie tied to the railway line by the evil villain Dollar Bill. Couldn’t young Kellie at least make it to her 1st birthday before Liam rushes at 100kms/hour into Hope’s arms?
How was Liam, slimimg his way by justifying to Stephie why it would be such a good idea to go work intimately with Hopeful. No Liam. That’s what we call a bad idea. Or if you like; a red flag. Stephie’s not buying what he’s selling but she failed by not telling him of Bill’s blackmail.
In any case. Taylor wouldn’t go to jail. She would go into a mental heath facility.
Could the authorities find a jail big enough to hold Taylor’s lips?
😂😂😂
Now Liam can be working with Sally Spectra as well. Nice old Eric gave her a job.
What a bitch is Hope
Even bigger bitch today. Sure Sally could be a designer. Anyone can do that at FC.
Quinn says, “We take every care to protect our fashions”. Like hiring a thief who has stolen your work in the past, keeping someone who has hidden their connections to a crook and been caught taking photos of the dresses, and just letting interns take in phones. Oh and having Charlie for security. Yep, no stone is unturned in keeping the Forrester Creations safe.
Sally demonstrating her trustworthiness.
You’d think security mastermind Charlie could do something about those FC doors always being ajar.
Now Hope is single, the producers make her look as hot as possible. I just watched it again.
I quite like Sally’s role. She claims to be some kind of batter, but she is such a moocher. At the first sign of a guy with a beach house, or rich daddy, out comes the victim story, and her octopus tentacles.
Sally’s role is to roll with Wyatt for a week or two. Then Ridge.
We might have to do a Sally and Liam and put ourselves under a tree to stop the blowing up of our trees/neighbourhood by MR.
More trouble ahead for Liam. Hope’s pregnancy test doesn’t bode well. It’s not the flu.
Super sleuth Charlie is at work again. Pam over cooked some lemon bars.
Thorne’s tan is appalling. Liam’s getting trolled online.
Brooke’s happy Hope is/ could be pregnant.
To be expected and Brooke excited. Not enjoying the programme these days.
It needs a fresh approach, Sara.
How about this:
Bill almost snags Stephie, but Stephie gains 10kgs post baby weight and Bill starts losing interest in Stephie with chubby cheeks, muffin tops and saddle bags. Skinny Hope starts looking even more attractive to Liam, as Stephie gets a bit hooked on Hershey bars to drown her post pregnancy blues. But Liam isn’t about to abandon his wife for being fat, so he must content himself with nobly hugging Hope from time to time and discussing his troubled marriage with her.
Bill finds a spot on his scrotum and has to have one testicle removed. Dollar Bill then becomes One Ballbill amongst his sniggering staff. He find the blow to his manhood too much to handle. Quinn makes him a new pendant to replace his sword. Something that symbolizes his missing bauble. Bill is not amused and plans revenge on Quinn. He sets Justin to setting her up in a crime.
Eric believes the framing and Quinn is ousted to the Forrester Granny flat, where Ridge, believing her innocence, goes to comfort her and they both have a shower.
Emma goes to steal some fashion pics, but Sally has beaten her to it and FC have already appeared on the racks at KMart for $20.
Sasha returns from Paris. She is pregnant to Zende, while Nicole finds she is still barren from producing kids for Maya and Rick. Zende wants to divorce Nicole and marry Sasha, but Sasha gets sick of his procrastination, and she spies Zander and figures him to be a good doppleganger for Zende. Emma is pissed at Sasha going after Zander, and laces her coffee with some drug that she gets from Uncle Justin. Sasha gets rushed to hospital and we have to wait a whole weekend to find out if little Lizzie loses her unborn cousin.
Brooke starts discovering crow’s feet and decides to take a trip to “Montecarlo”. Bill has moved on from Stephie and chases after Brooke with his one nut, but his plane goes down. Did he survive? Will Brooke get her lips done? Did Eric find Quinn and Ridge in the shower? Does Nicole murder Maya so she can have Rick and Lizzie. Can Bill get Justin to give him one of his nuts? Will the Forresters ever realize that their security is crap and get security cameras?
This show really does write itself.
Oh Daisy!!!
Dollar Ball.
Very funny, daisy. Have a lemon bar.
Is RJ dead, btw? Abducted by alien designers?
No more lemon bars for Hope.
Emma needs the sack for just being stupid if she can’t remember to stop pulling her phone out in front of a rack of new designs.
Is Liam any good at it? If he is he will know who sent the skull and crossbones.
Xander and Emma need the sack for being painful.
Pam won’t be crotcheting booties for Hope.
What shocking acting today, in particular from Hope – they should find another programme for her
“Marry me or your mother goes to prison”
Dollar Bill is a true romantic.
Good Lawd! Liam is going to need a twins pram. That boy has bitten off more than he can chew. Now all we need is for Sally to be pregnant to him. If Liam leaves both of them, his child support payments will be huge.
The stage is being set forthe next generation of ***** up Forrester/Spencers.
It reminds me of the story Snow White and Rose Red…but with sleeping arouns.
There’s no way Hope and Liam “could have anticipated this”. Hope needs sex education classes.
Stephie: “Kellie deserves all the wonderful things we can give her”.
Like a stepsister. Liam has been spilling his sperm to readily.
And Brooke is thrilled. She and Hope are ready to step over Stephie and baby Kellie in the race to get Liam’s ring on Hope’s finger. 😆
Liam better be good at changing diapers. Not to mentioning securing the FC /HFTF Website
Brooke and Hope are like two vultures feeding off Liam’s carcass. It;ll be a race to arrange the wedding first.
Not buying Bill’s act, either,
Brooke’s a man eating psychopath. What mother gets excited that her daughter gets pregnant and can steal her cousin’s husband.
Hope’s about to drop the bombshell on Liam. But Zander convinces him to come watch some stupid fireworks.
I can’t wait to see the contrived look of bewilderment on Liam’s face.
Brooke tortures Ridge re the new arrival.