Wow, that went quickly! Tonight is the second last episode of paradise.
The blurb says: As Paradise is coming to an end, the romance heats up as the remaining couples must leave the resort to experience one final lavish Fantasy Date.
In the US Bachelor series, Fantasy Date is usually code for “sleep together” but I reckon our version will be much tamer.
"He's not getting a rose from me I'll tell you that much!" We've come a long way from the start of Paradise! 😂 Take a look back to where our couples all begun. #BachelorInParadiseAU 7.30 tonight. pic.twitter.com/cWAle92nZO
— BachelorInParadiseAU (@BachParadiseAU) 29 April 2018
Really hope Jarrod has a standing appointment for skin cancer checks.
He’s spent the season turning into the colour you’d only find on a clown’s nose. By this point, I’d be genuinely concerned.
In today’s paper he said that he reckons he’s hot
Like, red hot.
He could make a quid selling sun screen for next summer.
Like a sunrise 🌅
Yeah, I was hot today. 25° hot. Jarrod is a dork. I can’t buy the Jarrod/Keira thing. They don’t even make a good blended name; Karrod? Jeira?
How about “Jerkia”?
Grant serial proposer. and not good at compromise. Found yourself a keeper there Ali.
Ali would be crackers to move to LA.
Surfing in the morning. Snowboarding in the afternoon. Zzzzz.
It was reported a few days ago that they broke up because he was just after fame.
yeah they haven’t been talking about the show on insta either like the other couples which has led most to believe thy aren’t together anymore.
Frullet! 🤣😂
Jake reminds me of mr fox from Peter rabbit. Deceptively pleasant, but very dangerous really.
No, Megan run!!
Mr Fox. Perfect likeness.
Woh Grant, “If you want it, here it is, but you better hurry coz it’s goin’ fast”. I think Grant should put some slippers on to warm his cold feet. I sense a back pedal. I’m not seeing love.
Plus Megan,
He’s just too general pants to your tree of life
Keira will do anything to shield Jarrod’s delicate skin from the sun
What’s with the “Ali and I’s …..”? And the poor subtitler had to punctuate that.
Who’d have thought, at the start of the series, we’d be wishing they would hurry up and get to the “Sam and Tara get engaged” scene. If they don’t last, love is dead. Sooo, Ali for next Bachelorette?
I don’t think Ali has enough personality to play Bachette. A blow up doll could do as well. I would prefer a fresh face.
Now the rumour the Bachelorette will be Lisa Hyde. I like Lisa but she is boring.
Same, Littlepetal. I like her too but Lisa would be a yawn as Bachette.
I skimmed through last night.
I didn’t watch the first or second seasons of Bachie so had not seen Lisa until now. She seems articulate but she barely made the Bachidise edit, so I guess she is not soundbite friendly enough to be cast.
Lisa is a favourite and seems classier than other contestants. Perhaps she doesn’t get as drunk as the producers want and make scenes or gossip enough. She’ll cry~ but not usually from self pity at not getting a single date.
Lisa didn’t help her cause for screen time by hooking up with Eric Forrester. No mindless tattoos for the cameras to show , either.
Yep, Lisa might be too dignified for rtv, and I agree; hooking up with Pops was rtv suicide.
Flicking between the Voice and the Love/snooze fest of Paradise, TV is getting my vote tonight. I have to admit, I am not much of a romantic, so watching the professions of love is like, “Whatever”. Or, “Yeah right”.
“Like , I can’t imagine a future like without blah , blah”
Mercifully, it was a shorter episode.