Talking TV (Test)
What are you watching?
All 11 couples reunite for one last dramatic dinner party.
Due to me having a Tabla Rasa marathon until 3.00am, I watching last night’s MAFS night. First note: Sean’s mouth is tragic. It might helped if he smiled…or borrowed Tracey’s top lip.
I have galah’s in my garden who sound less screechy than Melissa.
Sarah’s boobs are once again in a harness.
Oh dear, Ashley. Not Oh, dear Ashley. She is a prize. Are any of her exes been allowed to move on? Let’s just reming her; she didn’t want Troy. At no point during (let’s pretend and call it) the experiment did Ashley NOT rebuff Troy.
Ashley had an awful night….just for a change.
And Charlene dressed by Sadie The Cleaning Lady.
Tip Charlene….big broad shoulders; dont wear halter neck…unless you want to look like Michael Klim.
Even wearing a bathing cap, Charlene can be so pretty.
Get used to it Patrick.
Yeh….be a frickin’ man like Charlene told ya.
Buy a washing machine.
It’s a shame we never got to see Sarah.
Patrick gets a chance to dob on his mates, and Charlene gets to take up the cause with her long stick.
Dean spent more time in the dog house than the bedroom. He won the Hall of shame trophy.
And notice anything?
It looks like Sean without the bleach?
I thought a dead ringer for Dean.
Dean was repeatedly called a dickhead on Gogglebox tonight. Deserving Hall Of Shame winner.
I did not watch MAFS but seeing the Goggleboxers’ reactions got me up to speed
Anyone know a good tattoo removalist? Actually, looks wise, I preferred Ryan out of all of them, in spite of his poor table manners.
“You’re not my friend, so….”
Let’s all hear from Devina’s ‘friends’. There would be a trail of back stabbing.
This show has given Dean a lot to think about.
…when he’s not being bombarded with dirty texts and bedroom snaps from Tracey.
Tracey takes a licking.
Huge effort to make her bottom lip disappear. Vast improvement, in spite of the embarrassing circumstance .
Sarah and Telv are shocked.
Gabby doesn’t like the guys talking about hot chicks unless it’s roast chicken. She’s too sad.
I saw Gabby in an ad for a rubber mattress in the wee hours last night.
Did she look tragicly sad. She could hire herself out as a professional mourner.
“This experiment ain’t big enough for the both of us”
Good one. Nicely captioned.
I’ve got one…”You talkin’ to me?” Or how about, “Tracey and I’s are in love”
Show of hands; who believes Tracey DIDN’T send Dean an undie pic, saying “Sean is going to love me in this”? Sounds very specific to me.
Sarah might be nice looking if she wasn’t done up for the stage show of The Lion King.
Telv said that “Sarah blew him out of the water”.
I wonder if that was in the bath scene.
Jo will be back next season (apparently). http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5534345/Jo-McPharlin-reveals-men-sniffing-MAFS.html
For the free alcohol, I’d suggest.
Thanks for your work, Maz. This show rated very well.
Why the heck would anyone choose to put themselves through that twice?
Is modern dating really that challenging? That “Banging a Stranger on National Television” is your last chance at love?
Yes, Maz. Thank you so much for being our MAFS reporter. You did a great job. 👍👍👍👍👍👍
I can’t I see this http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/reality-tv/married-at-first-sight/mafs-star-ryan-gallagher-strips-down-for-nude-photoshoot/news-story/6950c07abe3211a97e8e68b7beac8880
From Talking Married I thought he was going to be doing a stand up comedy tour.
Anything for “exposure”. Good ****ing luck, Ryan. Easter and nudity were meant for each other.
No it’s a “stand up nudity tour”. We’ll be able to see where he hides his Easter eggs.
Oh, that is just not attractive at all. And prime evidence why people need to rethink getting covered in tattoos.
And he’s not even that fit. I mean, yeah, he’s in reasonably good shape, but pretty much every single Bachiside contestant has a more trim chest and stomach, in particular.
and surprise, surprise, it all comes out after their contractual obligations finish, that John and Mel aren’t together (where they ever?) Sarah and Telv aren’t together also, and woah, this one – Charlene and Patrick too. Who knew?!!
Sarah is really into showing off the girls. If she really wants to find a genuine guy I think she needs to contain them a little. You want the guys to look into your EYES Sarah!! Rendering them unable to speak or concentrate is not the recipe for a good relationship.
Might as well look at her giant boobs because your never going to see her face. Sarah looks like she might be pretty, but how would we know. Can you imagine her sheets? She went to bed and woke up like that on mafs. Or diiiid she???
Anyone dug up a photo of her face sans paint?
The closest you will get http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5596427/Married-Sights-Sarah-Roza-denies-having-fillers.html
Thanks Maz. A beautiful woman who is destroying her looks.
Looks like Justin employed a PR person. Just because you have a turnover in the millions, it does not make you a millionaire.
Also, he should really stop disrespecting the mother of his children.