Two couples leave the experiment in another dramatic Commitment Ceremony that also sees love declared.
It all comes out. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/zrdYPLgcbN
— Married At First Sight (@MarriedAU) 24 February 2018
MAFS – Week 5
Two couples leave the experiment in another dramatic Commitment Ceremony that also sees love declared.
It all comes out. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/zrdYPLgcbN
— Married At First Sight (@MarriedAU) 24 February 2018
Why does everyone do their vox pops into the mirror?
Gabe is in the friend zone.
Davina is delusional.
Davina says “literally” literally all the time.
She literally does. Pity she does not have a huge command of the English language.
But she is not the only one, there is a lot of ‘youse’ , hey guys, etc . . .
My personal favourite was Telv’s father tactful homestay question ~ “Have youse been intimate yet?”
I hate to break it to you but one of the major dictionaries, not sure if it is MacQuarie, has included youse. (Slaps own forehead). Next we can expect to find:
Somethink, akxed and punkin.
It better have “infastructure”, “definately” and “you’re better then that” if it wants to relate to today’s Australians.
Telv & Sarah: Both stay
Telv gets a cheap cleaner.
There is something about Sarah that really bothers me, maybe it’s the horrible dark lip liner!
Does anyone else get a bad vibe?
I know. How was that? Sara, “Telv was so lovely, He let me clean the old sperm from his shower tiles”. What a guy.
Nassar & Gabe: Stay/Leave
Then Nassar gets angry and states he regrets writing ‘stay’.
Asexual or gay?
Gay.
Asexual for mine. Only because a gay person wouldn’t wear Ugg boots, even while vacuuming.
Maybe he is gay, but “identifies” as asexual.
It’s true. It’s one of the rules. Ugg boots are banned. They tell you in the little pamphlet you get.
(I’m kidding. It’s actually a text message)
😂😂😂
Patrick/Charlene: Stay/Stay
Charlene doesn’t like Patrick’s mummy and was a bit freaked out by the cemetery visit (he is too emotional for her).
Anyone else notice that when Charlene enters a room and is greeting people, her voice goes up an octave or two, and she sounds just like a siren??😖
Troy/Ashley:Stay/Stay
Fools
Justin/Carly: Stay/Stay
Justin is rapted that Carly voted to stay as he gets to advertise his ice cream company for another week.
I expected Justin to draw his ice cream logo next to “Stay”
Family dinner first tonight, then straight home to MAFS.
Sean/Blair : Leave/Stay
I love all the fake crying. These girls must have watched Mean Girls a zillion times.
Blair, he told you he had no feelings for you. Geez, which part didn’t you comprehend?
Blair’s silver tongued vocabulary~ :”kind of ” and “like”.
John/Mel: Stay/Stay
Popcorn time!!!!🍿
Dean and Tracey: Stay/Stay
Tracey has a “girl” code. 🤣😃🤣🤣🤣. Tracey uses “girl’ frequently.
“What does the girl code mean to you? ” The experts asks Davina.
Ryan interjects, “F**K All”.
OMG, Dean is trying to be the bigger victim. Ryan didn’t shake his hand and he is offended. Boohoo. Still doesn’t quite get why Ryan is upset.
What is worse, the experts praise them for turning it around. So infidelity is AOK in a relationship.
I can’t get past Tracey’s odd, sticky out lips. Then it’s the constant hair adjustment. Again, she is such a dorkus.
Her looks were ruined by all the dodgy procedures she has subjected herself to..
Tracey comes across as someone who has low self esteem with an air of desperation thrown in for good measure. Have you noticed she never talks about her child.
Not talking about her child on tv might be her best quality. I agree she probably does have lowish self esteem, certainly not the inflated ego of Davina. Tracey is a plain Jane with airbags…on her lips and chest. She does the Ja’mai thing constantly with her stickstraight her; I just think, “Wear a pony tail”. I think her make over would have been better had she been kept natural. But no doubt she wanted some celebrity.
Leaving aside her cheeks and lips … it’s her forehead and eyes that I can’t get past. They just look so strange on her. Is it just me?
No. Dr Frankenstein overdid it.
I feel like there’s a joke here that Doctor Frankenstein’s most famous work actually looked vaguely human, as opposed to Tracey’s cheeks and lips.
But it’d be a cheap shot, and it’s too early for that sort of thing.
Tracey’s time with Dean has been like a horror movie…..
The bridge of her nose is a bit high… and that makes her eyes seem deep set or too far apart. If there’s a plastic surgeon out there that did that to her he should be ashamed. If there’s not… them I’m sorry for pointing it out.
Ryan/Davina: Leave/Leave
Davina announces that “Ryan and I are very close.” Um,okay. Too late to salvage your reputation.
Davina also adds this gem, “I have no regrets hitting on someone else’s husband because it my feelings.” Okaaaaay.
My ex sent me a picture of Troy and Carly cupping each other’s buttocks. I’m having trouble cutting and oastig
Ick. Nobody wants to see that. Get a room.
read somewhere this morning that Dean is an actor playing a role in the show to create drama….and therefore ratings…when you think about all that has happened it adds up
Channel 9 need to get their acting fee back from Dean, he is not a particularly good Actor. But then if the Australian acting standard is Home and Away & Neighbours , well enough said.
I don’t watch. but am following comments on here. That picture at the top, what is the matter with that guy’s head?
Just a typical bogan/millenial hair cut, Von. No wonder Troy wasn’t in a rush to lose his dated Hugh Grant flop.
” What is the matter with that guy’s head?”
There’s a deluded idiot living inside it.
Daily Mail must love all the scorned people in reality tv contestants’ past.
Troy is a viginal wannabe gameshow host who didn’t apply for MAFS.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5433733/Sister-MAFS-Troy-Delmege-35-claims-hes-VIRGIN.html
Davina, another who did not apply, is blaming the editing. Well her Mum is.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5433653/MAFS-star-Davina-Rankins-mother-says-shes-disgusted.html
Now this is just clickbait http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5434191/MAFS-Dean-Wells-attends-bible-study-week.html
Dean attending Bible study? I couldn’t even type that without giggling. Maybe he’s just there to pick up girls?
Dean must love the bits about Sodom and Gomorrah.etc.
Blair and Sean are finally done.
Still doesn’t explain why some couples have to stick out the full week when there is a stay/leave combo but others just leave.
Amazing how everyone has ‘really protective friends’.
So fiercely protective , they’ll let their friend go on one of these shows and have their reputation and dignity flushed down a toilet. In the name of love.
Tracey’s friends seem they have a decade on her at the least.
Looks like Tracey got a a lip re-pump.
Tracey is now bordering on a bit vindictive.
It seemed to me that Tracey has continually had repumps. Her lips have always seemed uncomfortable to her, like she can’t speak properly.It’s strange because they aren’t huge but they seem to be an impediment, like prosthetic lips.
There was a funny article in the Sunday paper about stuff like this – Davina and Tracey’s lips were likened to having sausages under their noses.
That’d be Dean doing the re~pumping.
Tracey loves playing the victim. How many times does Dean have to feel like the bastard. She doesn’t let it go, first he has to grovel and fess up to her ‘friends ‘ , tomorrow will be confession time to her parents.
Nass complains like an old woman. Gabby should cut her losses. She looks miserable when she is around him.
Ashley is such a shrew.
Sarah wakes up to Telv with 4 inches of makeup on. Her eyes were so thick with mascara , they looked like big spiders on her face.
Carly is flogging a dead horse, or is that the delusional tycoon.
That sums it up well, Lola.
Yes, yes, yes Lola. My thoughts exactly.
Nass was like an old woman last night – never stayed at anyone else’s place ffs – presumably he hasn’t been to an hotel. He’s 50! What a lot of fuss about the bed – other couples would probably laugh and as for getting on the horse, well he must really have short legs!! Cut your losses Gab, which of course she tried to do by wanting to leave – hopefully Nass will want to go on Sunday.
Nass is gay. Def. Why is he on this show? Why is he still here?
Gay, gay, gayer than a gaytime. He dresses like a Hollywood producer in the 60s; capri pants and loose but clingy tops, and moccasins. Only the scarf and cap are missing. Face nicely groomed. So that’s why the mistake occurred They asked for a groom and he thought they said, “Nicely groomed”.
Ooo, I can’t ride a horse, need a good night’s sleep and am spick and span (another gem from the old folks” wordsmith treasury ) so I am like Nass. Or Nass is like a 63 yr old woman.
I only watched up to the Mask last night. Is that a disguise. Her lips are so pumped that there is a crease above them.
And she is always licking her top lip. It drives me nuts!
Dean was grilled on the Today show this morning.(at about 8.15 daisy). Hints that his business may have suffered.
Davina seems to have escaped a public lynching.
“Davina seems to have escaped a public lynching.”
Well. That’s probably a *hit* on the harsh side, even for reality TV.
She’s still an asshole tho.
Off to work today, Dave, so I will miss barbequed Dean, but I think I have seen Tracey grill both sides. What did she say last night? “We can’t just forget what you did, Dean”. She probably got offered a bit more money and another set of lips to stay and baste. He got stuck with the chump of rump role, while Davina slipped away like a dish of slippery eel…or a slippery grouper.
Tracey probably used the same set of questions from the Don Burke interview….
Or MKR. “Don’t over cook. Allow your meat to sit”.
Dean’s signature dish would be a cut lunch.
She should’ve taken that advice at her last visit to the cosmetic surgeon.
Dean is said to be an “Executive Creative Director” – of what I have to wonder.
Advertising? He’s rather inarticulate so I wonder what he really creates. And Tracy is supposed to be a couples’ counsellor or relationship advisor – needs to give herself a serve!
Noooo waaaaay.
Tracey on Oprah. https://www.mamamia.com.au/tracey-jewel-oprah/
Telv and Sarah have done the deed.
Geez, I never saw that coming. I hate to imagine the trail of lip liner left all over Telv’s intimates. He might need to send his undies over to Nasser for some expert scrubbing.
Tracey complains that it like Groundhog Day with the repeated flagellation of Dean. Um, Tracey, you are the one who keeps bring it up.
We are starting to find it annoying that she refers to Dean as a “big boy” and herself as a “big girl”. What is that? Is that a Perth thing?
Ahem, as a Perth resident, I don’t think that is a Perth thing :). Probably just an idiot thing.
Geez, Nasser is Dr.Phil material. Send him to Turnabout Ranch.
He can’t ride a pony.
He rides a bike in thongs. I think that’s illegal. He thinks the house is “possessed”. Nutter.
Oh wait….you mean rubber thongs.
I’m not sure how I feel about this photo.
No helmet, tail gating. Must be America. Uneasy Rider.
At least he’s not armed. There is no where he’s hiding a gun, there …
Windsong, that’s a worry. You should be more clear on how you feel about the photo. And b) He most certainly could be carrying.
Hahaha…Justin thinks showing affection will give Carly the wrong impression. Does Justin know he is on Married at First Sight?
Nass spits the dummy! The thongs and his cloth tote bag complete the look as he storms off on his motor bike, his little legs just reaching the pedals.
Deans attempt at hip hop – white men can’t dance!
I really don’t want to know that Sarah and Telv have had sex on national TV.
Nassar throws a tantrum. He hates the place, the street , the suburb. It has no shops about (let’s ignore the Coles trolley in the background).
Gay, gay, gay.
I was channel-surfing this afternoon and caught last night’s episode of MAFS. Within thirty seconds of observing Nassar?
Yeah, he’s as camp as a row of tents.
Now, sure, some straight guys are naturally a little camp, but I don’t think this is a relationship that’s going to last the distance, no.
Ashley just comes across like a high maintenance spoilt little bitch.
Run Troy Run !
Troy is her doormat.
They are they type of couple that the spoiled, moody, argumentative one storms off, the lap dog partner goes running off after them to ensure she is doing OK, apologizes profusely for his supposed mistakes which made her moody and argumentative (all partner’s fault) and then they both leave the party / function too early because in actual fact, she ruined it for both of them.
I totally agree Lola – Run Troy, RUN!
Perceptive, Why. Very perceptive.
Seen it before Daisy, seen it all before.
Nassar is selfish arsehole. Doesn’t want to meet Gab’s friends. Grabs his handbag and storms off.
Nasser and Ashley could go together and share lip gloss, handbags and dental floss. They are both hyper picky.
Who goes on tv and has sex??? Classy. Well not really. 😣
I don’t need to know where Telv’s delved.
Telv couldn’t wait to get to the pub to tell his mates , so he blurts it on national tv and celebrates like Tom Cruise on Oprah’s couch.
Carly has a slightly odd face but she is always beautifully dressed and made up; well groomed if I might use that expression. She has better taste in clothes than men.
Decided i dont like Melissa – she’s leading John on.
Yes, I agree. I said it from the beginning that I don’t believe there’s anything between them. Sure they drink wine, and err, um, that’s it isn’t it?? Oh, and she thinks he’s a really great guy.😏
Melissa dresses and acts 20 years younger. Competes with her daughters. Why can’t women look classy and dress to their age instead of trying to look eternally 25.
I don’t know whether John is such a prize catch. He treated his first ‘wife’ from last season pretty disdainfully. Mind you she was looking for a non -smoking bohemian islander.
Her whiney voice is like chalk on a blackboard.
John and Melissa??? Oh that’s right. I completely forgot about them.
Her eye lashes really annoy me!
I wondered what was bugging me about her eyes.
Like spiders
Yes! Due to the lashes being too long and heavy, you clearly can’t see her actual eyes. What’s with most of the woman in this show awakening in full face, and false eyelashes still attached? 🤔
How about the LA hair extensions to blow her daughters off with? You’re not Stevie Nicks.
Rat’s tails
The airbags company called Sarah. They are recalling their airbags. BOOM. BOOM.
Yeah, apparently they’re a danger to people. They’ll go off without warning.
Gosh, the punch-lines write themselves.
Hahahahahahaha. Nassar wants Gab to apologise to him for being angry that he did not want to partake in Gab’s homestay. He is so delusional.
Nope. Ungrade that to nutcase. He vacuumed Gab’s bag to rid the ‘devil from that place.’
Most of the men on this show are rather ungracious.
As if the devil is going to be bothered by a vacuum cleaner with an imbecile on the other end of it.
Baah. You fight the devil with a fiddle, not a vacuum cleaner.
That would suit Nasser, Maz. He wanted an upgrade.
The bacon portion Telv has got would feed a Third World country.
Tracey states she is sick of being centre of attention. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tracey’s a big girl. Should have thought about that before going to Dr.Frankenstein.
Tired of the attention ~ but stays and stands by her “man” . Too old for this shit, she is..
We probably all too old for this shit, but we watch it anyway. 😂😂😂😂
But she can’t help herself and stands up to make an announcement. ‘Guys, Dean has really surprised me by rapping to me’. They then both proceed to rap to each other in front of the group .
Oh yes, Tracey really hates being the centre of attention. NOT
Who announces at a dinner party that have had relations?
Losers.
Kissing cousins?
Sarah is so gross.
OMG…just a warning for those in a different timezone. You need to fast forward as there is more rapping. They have formed a rap group called Perfect Storm. Cyclone Tracey and DJ Deano. Yes, she does bring up the cheating again.
Thanks. Mute on anyway.
The lyrics from both rappers were truly awful.
Nassar is being a bitch.
Does Nasser look a little like Barnaby Joyce to any of youse? The devil made me say it.
Perhaps… with lots of eyeliner and mascara and a Zeppo wig.
Why did we not see this likeness before. Come on, I will let you guess. Someone from Bold and the Beautiful. For a clue, look at the scary eyes. Right now I am making that psycho music in my head, you know, the shrill sound of stabbing someone in the shower.
Rap that, Tracey.
Sheila. Dean is Tracey’s Eric surrogate.
How did we not see it before?
Ashley doesn’t know what a golden shower is. These millennials are supposed to be smarter.
Yikes, is that where she and Troy are at. I will have to watch tonight.
That was dinner convo from Talking Married, on 9Life straight afterwards. Didn’t go to air on the main show. Who knows why?
To be fair, I didn’t know what one of those was until late. I had a sheltered life.
Was that a pun, Windsong? Clever. 😂😂😂
I don’t think I meant it, as one, but I’ll claim it!
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/reality-tv/married-at-first-sight/james-weir-recaps-married-at-first-sight-2018-episode-20/news-story/24bda1ce494e73adf2b4aa0f399155ef
Ha ha, Ashley got Team Troyed.
It’s after 8.00 in the West so can I say that Sarah looks like someone who smells. I hope she doesn’t read this but firstly I bet she wears a litre of perfume, and I won’t be more specific than that.
Come on Carly. Justin is a dork. You can do so much better, and by that I don’t mean Troy.