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Thursday MasterChef chat. The losers
From the service challenge face elimination.
$omeone’s going to cash their chips in and go home tonight…..youse amatas would want to hustle. Deconstructed chips. Someone’s journey is gonna be smashed.
Three seagulls to do the judging would be great entertainment, not to mention boosting the ratings.
Lol Dave, I’d watch that. We’re stuck with three big birds.
……or at least something that rhymes with “birds”.
Let the chips fall where they may.
There will be a few amatas with huge chips on their shoulders if they were to be eliminated.
Eliza, “I’m terrified of getting eliminated ” – give me a break.
I meant Eloise.
Josh, the IT dude has about as much personality as my computer chip
Eloise is a pain
The reason they’re in a chip alimination is that they didn’t chip in and help each other. There was no way to source the sauce.
Ha ha, you guys, anyone else want to add to the puns on “chips”?
It’s so wrong the way the judges try to chip away at their confidence but those that can ‘hustle’ when the chips are down should be fine.
I’d sooner eat a chip from inside a computer than something from one of these best evah amatas. 110% sure to be crunchy.
Best amatas but cant even make chips!!!
Oh dear, Golden girl try the sad puppy eyes to get out of trouble
And invoked the grandmother card.
Michelle won’t be eliminated- the grandmother got dragged out with the bag of potatoes.
Jess won’t be either – she managed to squeeze out a few tears. At least Michelle has youth as an excuse.
Yes but I like her anyway. I find her far less annoying than Jess or Eloise.
I dont mind Michelle. She is still young and she can get better.
Jess is getting annoying.
No George, Australia is not on their knees scratching the plasma for chips. #oversell #notconvinced #onehitwonders
Jess is a drama queen. It is time for her to go.
I thought the same thing especially after the cook was over and with extra dramatic flair she sat down on the floor.
Is this the editing theory MC is using? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redshirt_(character)
That’s hilarious Maz. I needed a good laugh.
But wait there’s more – Masterclass by the 3 stooges. Maybe they will teach the best ever amatas how to make chips!
Callan always have rosy cheeks.
Pound cake girl is the reason the red team was in the elimination round sucks that someone else went home for her mistake
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Pound and Sucks lol
I thought it was the failure of the captain, who put everyone on the pizzas and nobody doing sauce, despite being reminded several times by Pia.
Who went home, gice? I watched Survivor instead
Josh, previously unseen(ignoring audition).
Thanks, been watching NRL.
The guy who was in an accident on his way to MC audition last year.
Cant even boil potatoes for gnocchi. He didnt cut up the potatoes
He didn’t cut the spuds? What the hell. That’s like hoping a whole lamb rack will roast in 10 mins instead of slicing up the cutlets and frying
Yes. Best home cooks of Australia.
One serve of gnocchi required at least 5 large potatoes. No wonder they weren’t ready! The friendly warning from judges came too late…. “perhaps you should cut them?” Alas, he though they were ok but he was exerting a whole lot of pressure to push them through the ricer. One would think that would give him a clue that they were lumpy.
So we get to put up with the ever annoying perky Benjamin who the producers must love, due to his ability to narrate his every breath.
Jess – not a fan, way too OTT. Was collapsing dramatically on the floor at the end of her cook really necessary?
Michelle seems sweet, albeit a bit out of her depth. Very hard to survive on Ma$terchef on desserts alone.
I gave the last hour a miss.
Yeah he said that’s how he does them at home. Yeah but at home he can just boil them for as long as they need. Here he only had an hour.
When are they going to realise what works at home doesn’t work in the MasterChef kitchen with different unfamiliar equipment & limited time?
I was hoping Benjamin get booted. Really really cant stand his narration.
The late time slot means Jowl$y can shill booze during the ad breaks.
if I hadn’t recently moved to Vic I’d definitely be watching the NRL lol
I’m in an AFL state (SA) and still get NRL on Gem.
Anyone try Ottolenghi’s Semolina and Raspberry Tart?
Its very yummy. Just getting myself ready for Ottolenghi week
Come on, contestants, stop saying “reduce down”.
With all these entries, are anyone’s chips going to be hot when tasted?
Pick up your chips with your fingers, put it in your mouth to test it. For gods sake, keep your damn fingers out of your mouth when you are cooking.
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Benjamin only made 4 or 5 doughnuts or whatever he was making and said he doesnt have one to try. Why cant they made an extra for tester? Even I know I need to try before serving. That is why I am very weary when I have to bake a cake for a party. I can tell whether it will be delicious. But sometimes I put some batter into a small cupcake case and use that as my tester.
Benjamin burnt the testing bridge when he threw half his batter away in a full throttle shoulder swing of the piping bag. Never seen anything like it. Pity it didn’t momentarily take out one of the three spuds or an amata on the balcony yelling ‘you have to push’ even when there’s 5 seconds left and nothing left to be done. ‘C’mon push push push!!’ People left and right are starter block squatting based on this advice.
George tells them they have to ‘allivate’ tonight’s chips to take them to a Masterchef level.
Was Benjamin trying out for the piping bag toss?
It would certainly seem that way Smythe. Some sort of weird hammer throw cooking fusion event. Thanks tho Ben, I loved it-way more exciting than watching the 3 greedy gulls gorge on soggy chips. Not much allivation there. At least they didn’t make them levitate the chips.
I’m finally watching this. Is Samuel getting an Intense Matt and Glowing Elena edit? He did very well with the pizza challenge and the chip challenge, but only got a tweezer’s worth of air time. What’s with all the contestants fretting oil or water won’t boil and the not putting the lid on? If it was allowed I’d hold off on the pantry visit until I had the oven on and a pot of water in the stove, just in case.
Same with rhe deep fryer. Why dont they turn it on first?
There is a guy called Trent but I still dont know who he is and what he has cooked.