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brain dead dave

$omeone’s going to cash their chips in and go home tonight…..youse amatas would want to hustle. Deconstructed chips. Someone’s journey is gonna be smashed.

Three seagulls to do the judging would be great entertainment, not to mention boosting the ratings.

Calorie Loader

Lol Dave, I’d watch that. We’re stuck with three big birds.

brain dead dave

……or at least something that rhymes with “birds”.

Calorie Loader

😂😂True dat

Lola

Let the chips fall where they may.

Lola

There will be a few amatas with huge chips on their shoulders if they were to be eliminated.
Eliza, “I’m terrified of getting eliminated ” – give me a break.

Lola

I meant Eloise.

Josh, the IT dude has about as much personality as my computer chip

Eloise is a pain

brain dead dave

The reason they’re in a chip alimination is that they didn’t chip in and help each other. There was no way to source the sauce.

Von

Ha ha, you guys, anyone else want to add to the puns on “chips”?

Jayblossom

It’s so wrong the way the judges try to chip away at their confidence but those that can ‘hustle’ when the chips are down should be fine.

brain dead dave

I’d sooner eat a chip from inside a computer than something from one of these best evah amatas. 110% sure to be crunchy.

Littlepetal

Best amatas but cant even make chips!!!

Littlepetal

Oh dear, Golden girl try the sad puppy eyes to get out of trouble

Maz

And invoked the grandmother card.

Lola

Michelle won’t be eliminated- the grandmother got dragged out with the bag of potatoes.

Jayblossom

Jess won’t be either – she managed to squeeze out a few tears. At least Michelle has youth as an excuse.

Jayblossom

Yes but I like her anyway. I find her far less annoying than Jess or Eloise.

Littlepetal

I dont mind Michelle. She is still young and she can get better.

Jess is getting annoying.

Maz

No George, Australia is not on their knees scratching the plasma for chips. #oversell #notconvinced #onehitwonders

Maz

Jess is a drama queen. It is time for her to go.

Smythe

I thought the same thing especially after the cook was over and with extra dramatic flair she sat down on the floor.

Maz

Is this the editing theory MC is using? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redshirt_(character)

Jayblossom

That’s hilarious Maz. I needed a good laugh.

Lola

But wait there’s more – Masterclass by the 3 stooges. Maybe they will teach the best ever amatas how to make chips!

Littlepetal

Callan always have rosy cheeks.

Aaron

Pound cake girl is the reason the red team was in the elimination round sucks that someone else went home for her mistake

Fijane

I thought it was the failure of the captain, who put everyone on the pizzas and nobody doing sauce, despite being reminded several times by Pia.

Maz

Josh, previously unseen(ignoring audition).

brain dead dave

Thanks, been watching NRL.

Littlepetal

The guy who was in an accident on his way to MC audition last year.

Cant even boil potatoes for gnocchi. He didnt cut up the potatoes

Littlepetal

Yes. Best home cooks of Australia.

Liberty

One serve of gnocchi required at least 5 large potatoes. No wonder they weren’t ready! The friendly warning from judges came too late…. “perhaps you should cut them?” Alas, he though they were ok but he was exerting a whole lot of pressure to push them through the ricer. One would think that would give him a clue that they were lumpy.

So we get to put up with the ever annoying perky Benjamin who the producers must love, due to his ability to narrate his every breath.

Jess – not a fan, way too OTT. Was collapsing dramatically on the floor at the end of her cook really necessary?

Michelle seems sweet, albeit a bit out of her depth. Very hard to survive on Ma$terchef on desserts alone.

I gave the last hour a miss.

Carole

Yeah he said that’s how he does them at home. Yeah but at home he can just boil them for as long as they need. Here he only had an hour.
When are they going to realise what works at home doesn’t work in the MasterChef kitchen with different unfamiliar equipment & limited time?

Littlepetal

I was hoping Benjamin get booted. Really really cant stand his narration.

brain dead dave

The late time slot means Jowl$y can shill booze during the ad breaks.

Aaron

if I hadn’t recently moved to Vic I’d definitely be watching the NRL lol

brain dead dave

I’m in an AFL state (SA) and still get NRL on Gem.

Littlepetal

Anyone try Ottolenghi’s Semolina and Raspberry Tart?

http://katrinskitchendiaries.blogspot.com.au/2012/04/semolina-and-raspberry-tart.html?m=1

Its very yummy. Just getting myself ready for Ottolenghi week

Von

Come on, contestants, stop saying “reduce down”.
Just stop.

With all these entries, are anyone’s chips going to be hot when tasted?

Pick up your chips with your fingers, put it in your mouth to test it. For gods sake, keep your damn fingers out of your mouth when you are cooking.

Littlepetal

Benjamin only made 4 or 5 doughnuts or whatever he was making and said he doesnt have one to try. Why cant they made an extra for tester? Even I know I need to try before serving. That is why I am very weary when I have to bake a cake for a party. I can tell whether it will be delicious. But sometimes I put some batter into a small cupcake case and use that as my tester.

Calorie Loader

Benjamin burnt the testing bridge when he threw half his batter away in a full throttle shoulder swing of the piping bag. Never seen anything like it. Pity it didn’t momentarily take out one of the three spuds or an amata on the balcony yelling ‘you have to push’ even when there’s 5 seconds left and nothing left to be done. ‘C’mon push push push!!’ People left and right are starter block squatting based on this advice.

George tells them they have to ‘allivate’ tonight’s chips to take them to a Masterchef level.

Smythe

Was Benjamin trying out for the piping bag toss?

Calorie Loader

It would certainly seem that way Smythe. Some sort of weird hammer throw cooking fusion event. Thanks tho Ben, I loved it-way more exciting than watching the 3 greedy gulls gorge on soggy chips. Not much allivation there. At least they didn’t make them levitate the chips.

Littlepetal

Same with rhe deep fryer. Why dont they turn it on first?

There is a guy called Trent but I still dont know who he is and what he has cooked.