The Bold and the Beautiful Feb recap

You Bold and Beautiful fans love a good ole natter about the show (with a few forays into Dr Phil territory), so it’s time for a new thread. What should I call you? Boldies? Beauties? Or just mad as cut snakes …
Luckily we have B&B correspondent Daisy to keep us in the loop of what’s happening in Forrester land. Thank you, Daisy. Over to you:

Thanks to Daisy for attaching this pic to an email I opened on the bus this morning. I'm sure the person next to me thought I was looking at something R-rated! -Juz
Thanks to Daisy for attaching this pic to an email I opened on the bus this morning. I’m sure the person next to me thought I was looking at something R-rated! -Juz

We start off with a cliffhanger this month. Isn’t it poignant to have Brooke on a ridge with Ridge. Too bad Bill wasn’t using his tracking device. He would have pushed Ridge off that cliffhanger.
Brooke is as mature as the most popular girl at school; the nasty one who got her boobs first.
As it’s also the start of the new year, it’s great that Katy has a new house. I wonder what her housewarming gifts will be. From Eric, a pair of diamond earrings. From Quinn, a poisoned apple. At least Quinn won’t have to travel far to put a nasty thing in her mailbox. I look forward to seeing Eric collecting the paper from the front lawn and apologising to Katy when his brunch coat slips open. Does anyone expect Quinn’s portrait to remain in pride of place for the whole year?
To Rick and Maya; how much more will these two be able to congratulate each other on their own choices and righteous behaviour. “How dare Zende run to Sasha?” Well, let’s see…anyone recall Rick running off to late night bubble baths because he found out Ridge kissed Caroline? I would rate kissing another man a 7 no no, and getting into the stirrups at the gynecologist’s room to have more of Ricky’s sperm injected into you…oh…at least a 10. I have my fingers crossed for Sasha and Zende. As for Nicole, they could get her dummy for Madam Trussaud’s wax museum to play her. What happened to the little spitfire that used to “love to party” by daggy dancing over a martini with Wipes? Nicole won’t be satisfied until Zende removes his nuggets and has them gold plated and gift wrapped.
And all the current spare cast will probably come into play again soon: Thomas and Caroline, Stephie and Liam, Ivy and Wipes. Look forward to it all.
Oh…and B&B cast and crew…welcome to our beautiful country. We hope you love it and Bill whisks Brooke away to one of our major tourist attractions. Onyer cobber!



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brain dead dave

Eric , Brooke and Bill are coming to Australia but not sure if Ridge is. Hopefully, RJ will come too and be taken by a shark. The shark would soon spit the little brat out…..over two episodes.

Quinn’s angling to hook Wyatt and Steffi up again. Lucky B&B people don’t have pets because Quinn would bait Katie’s dog.

daisy

It doesn’t take much to turn Brooke’s head. I hope they don’t do this on Bondi Beach.

Calorie Loader

Im true Aussie form looks like that love heart was created with a 4 x 4

If it is Bondi, lifesavers will have their hands full with people being moved into the sea to create this monstrosity, Yank producers: ‘ everyone furthur, back, back…thaat’s it! Now we have ow-ur shaht. Thanks Ohs-traaay-lee-ah’.

daisy

Brooke sacrifices love for family and little Arjay has his family back together. I might be a teeny bit annoyed if I was Katy or Bill. And I might need a scotch. 🍸

daisy

Gimme Scotch.

brain dead dave

Not just your $cotch is on the rocks, Bill…..

Two weddings cancelled……

Sara

Wonderful Daisy x

daisy

Wait until Katie finds out that Ridge, not Bill, is Brooke’s destiny and that their “I still love yous” that brought down her marriage and sanity, was just another ego satisfying fling.
Sorry. Take a breath daisy, it’s not real.

I will have to remind myself, if I see the real Brooke in town, not to give her good telling off.

brain dead dave

Win free tix to meet the cast being offered on Studio 10 tomorrow morning

daisy

I think one of us need to win. We have been faithful. Not sure I could bear to watch studio 10 though.

brain dead dave

Ridge and Brooke in the sack today.

Pandy

Someone from my town in Qld won, sadly it wasn’t me even though I entered.

Sara

Yes Dave, what a slut she is. Surprised Arjay didnt burst in as no one seems to lock doors

daisy

Arjay was probably the one who told them to seal the deal. Afterall, he has been engineering their reunion.

brain dead dave

RJ was in the closet,watching….then uploading the pics to his Instagram.

daisy

Family album. 😊

daisy

I had to ff Brooke and Ridge in bed. I went so fast that Brooke said, “Gee, that was quick”.

brain dead dave

Ridge took a beating from Eric today. No sardines in Quinn’s fridge. What a drama .

daisy

Oh my Gawd….STEPHIE!!!!!!! 😣

Wyatt pretends to not like his mother’s manipulations…..until it suits him. Then he goes all “sigh. Alright”.
Stephie shouldn’t get too excited about being CEO. Eric’s appointments usually end in disappointments.
I predict Quinn will try and kill or kidnap someone soon, probably Katy or Stephie. 🙃

daisy

Thank goodness Quinn has changed and has stopped scheming.

daisy

She knows her son.

daisy

Wyatt just says, “Oooooooooo”.
I wish they had a different Wyatt.

brain dead dave

I think Quinn has just killed Katie after she saw her kissing Eric. Maybe Katie will survive but she got clocked a few times with a candle holder when Quinn lost her marbles. No way to treat your new neighbour.

brain dead dave

Katie mustn’t die because she’s currently here in Australia. They’ll be filming the show near Sydney Harbour Bridge on Monday.

Pandy

Yeah, that’s what I was thinking as I just saw Ridge, Brooke, Eric, Katie and Quinn on the news walking near the Opera House, and boy I bet they love the heat wave conditions, they looked so hot!

brain dead dave

Bill and Liam are here, too.. Katie was in a Brooke kaftan but her make up was melting in the heat like something from Mme Tussaud’s gone wrong. Brooke to a lesser extent..

Sara

Great! Eric won’t be happy. The lot of them are pissing me off, what an old woman is Liam. According to papers they have arrived in Sydney, Ridge looking cleaner than ever, even with a haircut. Steffi looks rough.

daisy

Gee, I didn’t think Quinn was going to attempt to murder Katie so soon. She hasn’t even had time to have her mail redirected.
I wonder if Quinn will say, “Katy fell and hit her head 3 times on a candlestick.

The police still haven’t found the tyre lever that Stephie used to kill Alleee and tossed 2 metres away, so Quinn just may go free. 🤔

Sara

And Matt Preston and Amanda Keller to get cameo roles on episodes being shot here. God knows what the yanks will make of Matt

daisy

Well Matt will share lemon bar recipes with Pam and hopefully teach her how to make lamingtons or a pav. Or, Jowlsy can play a detective trying to solve the attack on Katy but eating doughnuts instead.
And given how easy it is to become a top model for the Forresters, maybe Amanda can do some catwalk. Or she can remove Nicole’s batteries because I think Nicole is a Hubot.
But what I would really like is for a couple of bedroom scenes. Maybe Matt with Brooke. He could break up Brooke and Ridge, and Amanda with Eric. Or Amanda could push Quinn of the Sydney Harbour Bridge.

brain dead dave

Jowl$y could be a supermodel for a new range of Forrester cravats.

There’s more obese people in the US than here. They might really embrace him.

daisy

😄 Or he could play Eric’s Aussie cousin. Like the annoying brother.
What about a culinary love interest for Pam. That would make Cherrrrleee jelly.

brain dead dave

I think some of the cast from this wonderful show will be on Studio 10 tomorrow.

brain dead dave

This morning , the show is being taped at the Opera House for anyone in Sydney.

brain dead dave

Filming Wednesday at Bondi Beach , I think.

daisy

From what I see on telly about the heat wave over there, the make-up will be melting off them.
Quinn has become extremely skinny. Must be from worrying about her next door neighbour.

brain dead dave

I see it….but I don’t believe it. Hilarious. Another great ep today.

daisy

Oooh, they tricked us. Those cunning writers. But even so, let that be a warning to Katy. Tick, tick, tick. It’s only a matter of time before Quinn snaps like the elastic on Brooke’s G string.

Sara

Well, apparently there’s a wedding in Sydney and someone ‘falls’ in the water at 😂Manly

Sara

Jowlsy is to play the part of a wedding planner! Flamboyant (that doesn’t look right) I bet! Picture today of Steffi about to be wed at the Opera House, wearing a lace onesie. Outfits on her guests are questionable. As with all Spencer and/or Forrester weddings there is bound to be a hitch!!

daisy

Jowlsy will be in charge of the sausage rolls and sanwiches then.

brain dead dave

You fool Steffi. Into the Black Widow’s web.

brain dead dave

Black Widow = “force for peace”.

Sara

Write up on news.com.au of the day at Manly

daisy

Uuuugggh. Stephie is off to a flying start. Eric has lost whatever marbles he had.

daisy

Eric is learning from Quinn. He sent the tattoo removalist away.

daisy

And Wipes still trusts his Mommy.

daisy

OK, Eric has now taken on Quinnerisms and has got stuck into the manipulating. I can see Mommy’s boy, who believes in his Mommy’s innocence when it suits him, is playing innocent himself. The manipulation of Stephie is working in his favour, while Liam has to dig deep and play deeply outraged with good reason and gravely misunderstood. And with Quinn as president my head hurts.

daisy

The only consolation is that now Eric and Katy will be home alone and might have to play gin rummy together to pass the time…or at least fb friend each other. 😚😚😚😚😚

daisy

But Quinn loves Eric.

brain dead dave

It’s the new Forrester Creations logo.

brain dead dave

Katie’s come to the rescue with her smartphone . You’ll see.

Eric gave Liam a verbal beating.

daisy

Aaaah. Eric is such a hypocrite. He plays musical chairs with wives and company positions then moralizes to everyone else.
Slaps own face for getting worked up. And Katy has already moved on.

brain dead dave

Moreover, Eric is too tight to install an outdoor shower, so Quinn gets him one for Xmas.

Guess who the Peeping Tom is who sees her road testing the shower?

“Towels are over rated”

Quinn gets Eric into the sack again.

daisy

An outdoor shower for Eric? Why didn’t he already have one? Even we have one but no one gets Woolif in the sac.

I know Katy was loving the view from her window but maybe not the full moon.

brain dead dave

It’s not Katy. She’s too busy showing Brooke what’s on her I phone.

daisy

I guess the paparazzi aren’t hiding with their zoom lens in a tree outside Eric’s place then.

daisy

Aaah ha ha. 😂😂😂😂 Quinn has a new towel boy. Lucky Ridge doesn’t blush.

daisy

Ridge had better watch out. I would have a 24/7 body guard if I was him because Quinn might be trying to lure him in so that she can cry rape.

brain dead dave

Oh oh . Looks like Xmas at Eric’s is going to be boycotted. A dull affair.

RJ is happy. That’s all that matters.

Sara

Who doesn’t decide until Christmas eve what they are doing the next day – what about food😂,just being practical, losing my patience with this show!

daisy

Me too Sara. No sooner do people get together than they split up. It’s very frustrating atm. I guess it will just be Eric, Quinn and the new son for Christmas lunch.

daisy

When is Stephie going to ring up to find out why the tattoo removalist didn’t show up? Wipes doth not protest enough at his mother’s and new foster dad’s manipulating of Stephie. He should have told Stephie what they had done if he was sincere about not wanting them to meddle.
That outdoor shower is going to provide hours of Forrester fun. I wonder why Eric had “always wanted one” but never found room in the budget.
We wear bathers in our outdoor shower, but that would be too boring for Quinn.

daisy

Well there you go.

brain dead dave

Bill’s already putting pressure on Brooke.

No one’s turning up for Xmas at Eric’s…but he loves the new shower.

daisy

Bill’s Tucker Trial: swallowing his pride. Brooke is pretending to Bill she is choosing Ridge for Arjay’s sake, Katy’s sake and family. C’mon Bill, she WANTS Ridge. But it’s good that she didn’t let Bill know she prefers Ridge because that way Bill can be on the backburner. He is going to hang onto that engagement ring for later.

Sara

FFS, who has so many Christmas decorations😃

daisy

Ha ha. Bill is free to spend Christmas with Katy and Will.

daisy

Eric is like my mum. “Do you want to come over and hear me sing?

brain dead dave

“You know where you can stick your egg nog and Carols ,you old fool”

daisy

Eric doesn’t let his family dictate who he can marry but wants to control who Stephie marries. 😒 Stephie shoild have said they couldn’t come over because Liam felt unwelcome. You could hardly blame him. Quinn and Erics seating arrangement would have been Eric, Quinn, Wyatt, Stephie, Cherrrleee, Liam, Pam.

brain dead dave

Liam and Pam under the Mistletoe.

daisy

Nicely played, Katie!

Sara

Liam’s whining is pissing me off

brain dead dave

He’s got even more to whine about now. What an arsehole Eric is.

Whatever Ridge is doing , I don’t think will succeed. He’s a pervert.

brain dead dave

Ridge is so consumed with stalking Quinn, he hasn’t noticed Dollar Bill is stalking Brooke.

Ivy won’t be able to keep her trap shut.

daisy

Bloody Eric and his “do as I say not as I do”. And stupid Stephie; “Grandad, Quinn will manipulate you”. No Stephie, she is manipulating YOU.
Quinn will keep tripping over just to be nursed back to health by Dr Ridge; the disoderly orderly. I wonder if Ridge will cut his hair and whiten his teeth to win her over.
Doesn’t Bill know that if Brooke lets him in her house and listens to his sale’s pitch with those glinting eyes of hers, that she does the same with Ridge when she is running hot for Bill.
They are all doing my head in atm. And Pam is like Alene (MAFS) because she makes Charlie pull his own…….ear.

brain dead dave

I wouldn’t be paying Steffy a million dollars a year with some of the choices she’s making. How long before Eric finds his wife in the sauna with Ridge and he’ll have more than an aneurism.

daisy

The Forresters need a kick up the bum. JJ coild do it.

daisy

I love it. Qhen you want JJ to believe you are telling the truth, dont say this.

brain dead dave

It was great today. The complainant was larger than life itself.

daisy

Yikes. Last Tango in LA.