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brain dead dave

Karen’s got “free” kids. Yeah. An Orange Jew? What is this?

“Reaperjuice” This is Cringe City

Windsong

The named their instant restaurant, “Pro Creations”.

Any shred of dignity the episode hoped for just went into the same place as Pete’s sanity.

brain dead dave

Pete and Manu knocked their gnocchi.

An illegitimate evening with a lot of bastards sitting around a table.

I love “punkin”

Maz

Oh dear God, it is bad. The midwives are making my skin crawl. Pete and Manu haven’t even arrived yet. Shudder.

Windsong

Spoiler alert!

Tyson’s still a wanker.

Littlepetal

Even if he can cook, the viewers will still not like him. No future

Maz

Depends on the quality of the sob story whether he can redeem himself.

brain dead dave

They really should have cooked some buns in the oven.

The lamb’s overdue .Needed an induced birth.

cuisinaire

Why didn’t they prepare a Caesar salad?

brain dead dave

Did you see the pregnant pause when Pete and Manu tasted the lamb?

cuisinaire

Looks like they “breached” their promise to deliver The Middle East. Should have been an “Iraq” of lamb.

brain dead dave

They needed to take their own midwife advice and “push” harder…

It’s a shame that the lamb failed to strike an umbilical cord with the guests and judges alike.

cuisinaire

Yep, foetal mistake to cook the lamb.

brain dead dave

Shouldn’t we terminate this?

Feel free to conceive some more. I’ll be dilated to read them. Forcep yourself.

cuisinaire

Was it something we said? Where did everyone go?

brain dead dave

I don’t think they could bear any more.

Windsong

The fawning over Pete and Manu was genuinely unsettling, tonight. “I got a double kiss from Pete!” Seriously, if a male contestant was acting this way around, say, Rachel Khoo, someone would’ve called the police.

Littlepetal

Exactly. Why do women behave like this? I really really hate the hand fanning thing. So embarassing. And then the women will jump up and down and complain if men eye them all over. One reason I dont watch I am a celebrity. I just cant stomach the way Julia Morris fawn over Chris

Windsong

I don’t think you’re missing much. This year sounds like, “Twenty years ago I was vaguely famous, and who the hell are you? Get me out of here!”

brain dead dave

Bek~ “I’m glad I left womb for dessert.” Give me strength

Windsong

Wow. When Tyson smiles in amusement, he looks even more horrifyingly creepy.

Run, you people. Run!

Windsong

Tyson, here’s a clue. If even Pete Evans thinks you’re full of crap? Then HOO-BOY, you are full of crap.

brain dead dave

Right now , Tyson is making Donald Trump look like an amazing human being.

Jazzman

I’m sad that Dave and Betty are trying to be strategic now. I really liked them. It’s better to lose but still be decent

Littlepetal

But the score was quite right.

brain dead dave

Dave didn’t have to twist Betty’s arm to get her down from 6 to 5.

cuisinaire

BDD, well played. We’ve all been expecting too much & now the nausea has well and truly kicked in. This is one kitchen long overdue a reno.

Sara

The # business will do my head in

Gabby

Poor Dave and Betty they were becoming more and more solemn as the evening continued and then the ridiculous comment during dessert that it tasted like roast lamb, not just from Dave but Betty as well.

Do you not realise how absolutely sour eggs and ridiculous you both sounded.
They did score fairly though.
Tyson thinks he has fooled everyone with his turnaround critique but he ain’t fooled no one, the silly boy.
Shame their parents never taught them any manners or how to socialise, the simple things in life.

Maz

The lamb comment amused me. Surprised, nobody has thought of it before, add a weird ingredient to the bottom contenders’s serve (cutlery) and have everyone think they are paranoid when they complain.

cuisinaire

Tyson is more aptly, “Tyresome”.

Windsong

I’m still saying paid actor or production plant. He and his sister obviously haven’t watched the show before, and yet again, we have another absurdly over-confident team that they’re setting up for a fall. That’s the one question I always want to ask the absurdly over-confident team. “Have you ever actually watched the the show before?”

Sara

That’s why they are last to cook😁

Techhater

Yeah like Jess in the past, doesn’t eat this, doesn’t eat that, criticized every dish and failed miserably

daisy

Cooking related, I am going to make some steamed pork dumplings in wanton skins. My own recipe.

Techhater

Yumm 😋

Von

I had to turn the sound off for a while last night. If I’d heard gnocchi pronounced as “nockie” one more time, I’d have thrown something at the tv.

Seems as though every year we have a couple of mums or a couple of dads who inevitably roast a big lump of meat as the main course. And every year they fuss to each other that the roast mustn’t be overdone…then overcook it anyway. Come on, people, this is not your family’s Sunday dinner, it’s a competition. To please Manu and Pete, meat must be pink at least but preferably with blood on the plate.

Though, with Procreation, I’m grateful they didn’t throw someones placenta into the roasting pan.

Windsong

To please their dinner guests, these days, the meat still needs to be mooing.

brain dead dave

Yes, I just over cooked a steak. I don’t care, neither did the dog. # whocares MKR I never said I was Australia’s best om kook…..

Lucky I checked the eggs. Free of them were off two weeks before use by date.

brain dead dave

I did and free of them floated. I binned ’em….but I survived the earthquake last night. My grapevine was shakin’

Littlepetal

Luckily I am very blessed. I have 2 chooks in my backyard and I have 2 fresh eggs almost everyday. I love eggs

Jazzman

I’m glad you someone mentioned the “nockie”. I was suprised Tyson didn’t mention it. It did look yummy though! They seem nice though and Ros?, has a very kind face, I’m sure she has cooked that lamb perfectly a million times before

Windsong

Funny thing is, there’s a comment today on MKR’s Facebook page, from somebody who says that he’ll stop watching when Tyson and Amy get eliminated, because they’re the two people who he relates to the most (while saying that he sometimes doesn’t like talking to people at dinner parties either).

I don’t know who that says worse things about (channel 7 for casting these clowns, the clowns themselves, or the person in the audience who thinks they’re relatable), but I just thought … wow, dude, you must be such a pleasant person to be around.

Maz

Well I am a horrible person then as Tyson and Amy were the most relatable in tonight’s episode.

Saw BHG, got the impression that the Tasmanian couple applied for HR (went on and on about their reno) and got offered MKR instead.

Windsong

Really? That intrigues me, because they just seem so anti-social. Tyson seems to be holding back a barely-contained contempt for everything around him.

Maz

A two for the lamb? We doubt it was as bad as the infamous lavender tart.

Juz

Amy seems to be thinking “what the hell he Tyson dragged me into?”. A dinner party that looks like a baby shower IS weird. I finally watched the episode, fast forwarding a lot, and my fave part of the whole show was the stove the women used – total kitchen envy!