Talking TV (Test)
What are you watching?
My Kitchen Rules chat for Karen and Ros’s instant restaurant.
Karen’s got “free” kids. Yeah. An Orange Jew? What is this?
“Reaperjuice” This is Cringe City
The named their instant restaurant, “Pro Creations”.
Any shred of dignity the episode hoped for just went into the same place as Pete’s sanity.
Pete and Manu knocked their gnocchi.
An illegitimate evening with a lot of bastards sitting around a table.
I love “punkin”
Oh dear God, it is bad. The midwives are making my skin crawl. Pete and Manu haven’t even arrived yet. Shudder.
Tyson’s still a wanker.
Even if he can cook, the viewers will still not like him. No future
Depends on the quality of the sob story whether he can redeem himself.
They really should have cooked some buns in the oven.
The lamb’s overdue .Needed an induced birth.
Why didn’t they prepare a Caesar salad?
Did you see the pregnant pause when Pete and Manu tasted the lamb?
Looks like they “breached” their promise to deliver The Middle East. Should have been an “Iraq” of lamb.
They needed to take their own midwife advice and “push” harder…
It’s a shame that the lamb failed to strike an umbilical cord with the guests and judges alike.
Yep, foetal mistake to cook the lamb.
Shouldn’t we terminate this?
Feel free to conceive some more. I’ll be dilated to read them. Forcep yourself.
Was it something we said? Where did everyone go?
I don’t think they could bear any more.
The fawning over Pete and Manu was genuinely unsettling, tonight. “I got a double kiss from Pete!” Seriously, if a male contestant was acting this way around, say, Rachel Khoo, someone would’ve called the police.
Exactly. Why do women behave like this? I really really hate the hand fanning thing. So embarassing. And then the women will jump up and down and complain if men eye them all over. One reason I dont watch I am a celebrity. I just cant stomach the way Julia Morris fawn over Chris
I don’t think you’re missing much. This year sounds like, “Twenty years ago I was vaguely famous, and who the hell are you? Get me out of here!”
Bek~ “I’m glad I left womb for dessert.” Give me strength
Wow. When Tyson smiles in amusement, he looks even more horrifyingly creepy.
Run, you people. Run!
Tyson, here’s a clue. If even Pete Evans thinks you’re full of crap? Then HOO-BOY, you are full of crap.
Right now , Tyson is making Donald Trump look like an amazing human being.
I’m sad that Dave and Betty are trying to be strategic now. I really liked them. It’s better to lose but still be decent
But the score was quite right.
Dave didn’t have to twist Betty’s arm to get her down from 6 to 5.
BDD, well played. We’ve all been expecting too much & now the nausea has well and truly kicked in. This is one kitchen long overdue a reno.
The # business will do my head in
Poor Dave and Betty they were becoming more and more solemn as the evening continued and then the ridiculous comment during dessert that it tasted like roast lamb, not just from Dave but Betty as well.
Do you not realise how absolutely sour eggs and ridiculous you both sounded.
They did score fairly though.
Tyson thinks he has fooled everyone with his turnaround critique but he ain’t fooled no one, the silly boy.
Shame their parents never taught them any manners or how to socialise, the simple things in life.
The lamb comment amused me. Surprised, nobody has thought of it before, add a weird ingredient to the bottom contenders’s serve (cutlery) and have everyone think they are paranoid when they complain.
Tyson is more aptly, “Tyresome”.
I’m still saying paid actor or production plant. He and his sister obviously haven’t watched the show before, and yet again, we have another absurdly over-confident team that they’re setting up for a fall. That’s the one question I always want to ask the absurdly over-confident team. “Have you ever actually watched the the show before?”
That’s why they are last to cook😁
Yeah like Jess in the past, doesn’t eat this, doesn’t eat that, criticized every dish and failed miserably
Cooking related, I am going to make some steamed pork dumplings in wanton skins. My own recipe.
Midwives’ scores (they are now on top of the leaderboard, but not by much)
Pete: Entee 8/10; Main 2/10; Dessert 7/10
Manu: Entree 8/10; Main 2/10; Dessert 7/10
Overall Score: 65/110
I had to turn the sound off for a while last night. If I’d heard gnocchi pronounced as “nockie” one more time, I’d have thrown something at the tv.
Seems as though every year we have a couple of mums or a couple of dads who inevitably roast a big lump of meat as the main course. And every year they fuss to each other that the roast mustn’t be overdone…then overcook it anyway. Come on, people, this is not your family’s Sunday dinner, it’s a competition. To please Manu and Pete, meat must be pink at least but preferably with blood on the plate.
Though, with Procreation, I’m grateful they didn’t throw someones placenta into the roasting pan.
To please their dinner guests, these days, the meat still needs to be mooing.
Yes, I just over cooked a steak. I don’t care, neither did the dog. # whocares MKR I never said I was Australia’s best om kook…..
Lucky I checked the eggs. Free of them were off two weeks before use by date.
They might still be ok, BDD, if refrigerated well. Do the float test!
I did and free of them floated. I binned ’em….but I survived the earthquake last night. My grapevine was shakin’
Luckily I am very blessed. I have 2 chooks in my backyard and I have 2 fresh eggs almost everyday. I love eggs
I’m glad you someone mentioned the “nockie”. I was suprised Tyson didn’t mention it. It did look yummy though! They seem nice though and Ros?, has a very kind face, I’m sure she has cooked that lamb perfectly a million times before
Funny thing is, there’s a comment today on MKR’s Facebook page, from somebody who says that he’ll stop watching when Tyson and Amy get eliminated, because they’re the two people who he relates to the most (while saying that he sometimes doesn’t like talking to people at dinner parties either).
I don’t know who that says worse things about (channel 7 for casting these clowns, the clowns themselves, or the person in the audience who thinks they’re relatable), but I just thought … wow, dude, you must be such a pleasant person to be around.
Well I am a horrible person then as Tyson and Amy were the most relatable in tonight’s episode.
Saw BHG, got the impression that the Tasmanian couple applied for HR (went on and on about their reno) and got offered MKR instead.
Really? That intrigues me, because they just seem so anti-social. Tyson seems to be holding back a barely-contained contempt for everything around him.
The Tasweigans are Damo and Caz, who cooked first. I can totally believed that – they don’t seem like super foodies.
A two for the lamb? We doubt it was as bad as the infamous lavender tart.
Amy seems to be thinking “what the hell he Tyson dragged me into?”. A dinner party that looks like a baby shower IS weird. I finally watched the episode, fast forwarding a lot, and my fave part of the whole show was the stove the women used – total kitchen envy!