Married at First Sight is back on Monday, 8.40pm on Nine. This will have to be a catch-up one for me, due to the Survivor clash.
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— MarriedAtFirstSight (@MarriedAU) 23 August 2016
Here are the contestants – have fun guessing who goes with who.
Damned if you do. Damned if you don’t.
http://www.msn.com/en-au/entertainment/tv/married-at-first-sights-first-gay-contestant-forced-to-defend-himself-after-fierce-backlash/ar-BBw71lD
It will be vying for position against Survivor, Bach and a few other shows, and when I’m teaching I need sleep. I will try and get to mafs.
Opens with the ultrasound of Zoe and Alex’s baby. The only success story? Thought Bryce and Erin were still together?
Bryce and Erin.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3689736/Married-Sight-s-Erin-Bateman-Bryce-joke-life-Karl-Stefanovic-makes-inappropriate-zucchini-gag.html
Is “tried everything” code for desperate?
Holy crap, how many tats does that ex-Navy guy have?
Keller and Nicole (the desperate for kids contestant) matched.
Monica is the fitness freak character. 150 dates in a year!! That is one every two-three days.
Monica is matched with Mark the gamer (needs to take better care of his skin #justsaying)
Yes, we have a surprise announcement to make. Just ignore the camera crew and the application to MAFS.
Nicole’s class are value adding to the programme…Are you marrying a dog?
Monica also comes with the sob story.
Um, think Keller may have PTSD….
Didn’t know Kombi as a wedding vehicle was a thing.
Nicole’s parents (hoping for a solicitor or at least someone with a good job) are most unhappy with the producers’ choice.
Monica’s friend is intense.
We like Nicole’s dress. Image from https://nwonline.com.au/married-first-sight-whos-getting-hitched/2/
That is pretty.
Um, Andy belongs on Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners.
Don’t think this relationship will work. Very bad sign when someone wants to “date themselves”.
What??Okay, don’t think Bella and Michael will last. Bet you she didn’t sign up to play step-mummy or that he is the ‘full package’.
Dave wears a pink jacket, two sizes too small to his wedding.
We then cut to Craig who has just told the camera to get stuffed. (The producers rub their hands in glee anticipating multiple emotion meltdowns over the next six weeks).
The camera crew has just done a Frontline when Craig asked them to stop filming.
Bella’s dress is a millimeter off a wardrobe malfunction.
Dave has delivered the Jonno moment. Jess is not what he was expecting.
She is a bit different from the girls he has dated in the past.
Tomorrow’s preview looks more interesting than tonight’s episode. Sheesh it dragged on.
I thought I wouldn’t get sucked in to this season and yet … here I am.
And then I promised I wouldn’t get all judgy and yet … I am such a hypocrite.
Are we going to have a poll on who could make it?
I’ll do one after we lose two more Bachelorettes – remind me if I forget!
Oh my Gawd! I am just watching one of the receptions and it’s like watch8ng a medieval banquet with medieval table manners
Everyone seemed to be shovelling food and eating with their mouths full and/or open. Streuth Ruth. It’s bluddy beaut grub.
Oops, forgot the photo.
The feast.
Hi Daisy,
You need to get a photo of Craig’s best man’s jacket.
I was struggling to stay awake, Mazzie. Sorry. If I haven’t deleted, I will go back. I’m sure that family were nice but wow, they almost made The Middle look classy. Knives held like pitchforks.
Tuck in to your, “What’s this corned beef?”
Is this the one, Maz.
Tattoo guy didn’t consumate because he didn’t want to rush into anything. He should have thought of that before he went to the tattoo parlour.
The first time, the second time or 30th time he went to the tattoo parlour??
It’s a wonder he didn’t have a tattoo artist waiting at the altar. Tattooed wedding bands to clinch the deal (like Wyatt).
Is this the one, Maz?
Hi Daisy,
Yes!! Loud doesn’t even cover it, does it?
Craig’s going to be a handful…and not in a good way.
He’s a tantrum thrower.
Oooh, Andy is physically pulling away and thinking, “What have I done?”
Jess worries if she’s not pretty enough.
While Dave (sorry bdd), worries he’ll seem like a prick.
“Hmmmm. Is she pretty enough?”
I’m not sure if I can get emotionally invested this year. 😕
This is Andy. Craig’s best man lost his ring.
Andy.
This year’s MAFS should be called Muriel’s Wedding.
The brides all seem to have some rough friends.
Holy crap, Craig has just introduced Andy to his ex of 13 years.
Let the heavy drinking begin!
You can cut the air with a knife.
Oh, the dance. I cannot watch. Ok, hand in front of eyes, looking through gap.
From http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3766584/Married-Sight-Australia-groom-Dave-serenades-new-bride-Jess-cringeworthy-dance.html
The dopemine was really kicking in on these two. They needed hosing down.
“We’ll be making babies tonight”.
Oh that was funny.
I am warming to Dave. He should always dance. I was LOLLing. 😂
So who do we predict are the two who don’t survive the honeymoon???
I think Dave & Andy will struggle as both have been fragile. And maybe tattoo guy and his girl.
So two couples don’t last beyond honeymoon? I wasn’t sure that I heard correctly.
What was the point of that 2 minute dip in the pool? To humiliate Jess?
Dave can’t get pass Jess’s bikini body (or is it that she earns more than him?)
What an utter prick. Social media going to town on him.
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/reality-tv/james-weir-recaps-married-at-first-sight-season-3-episode-4/news-story/6c933326e22bfcd2effbd9c30974838d
Thanks for the link Liberty.
Dave is an immature jerk. If you don’t feel the connection there is no need to be rude.
Unfortunately, we think MFAS enjoy the ‘fat’ girl getting rejected because she is not what the groom “ordered”.
Craig is way too needy.
Just starting to watch now. Here’s a shot of Monica.
And her match, Mark.
Keller has a pleasant face. Too bad about the scribble. He said, “Don’t ever dare me to do something because I’ll do it”. Spoken like a 13 year old boy. Wonder if that explains the tatts.
Good call. I don’t believe him.
First, the money has to be offered and then the dare accepted or denied.
I’m all for this , unless animals are involved. I’ve seen some doozies, mostly dangerous and/or unprintable.
I haven’t seen Dave (not BDD) being a jerk scene yet, but I think things might have started going south about here.
The mumbo jumbo would put me off. Sorry to everyone who likes that stuff.
Didn’t think Jess was that into it but what else is there to do in Bryon Bay??
So Byron Bay is all crystals, bells and dancing with coloured flags, Maz? Not my cup of herbal tea.
Okay , we confessed we had to google Byron Bay to see what else is on offer than incense burning. 🙂
Smitten Bella just found out she is a mum.
Bella is thinking, “How am I going to play this to save my media career?Pretend to be happy. Pretend to be happy.”
“Will I have to change nappies?”
I didn’t see Dave being a jerk. Jess said she was self concious about her weight and it seemed to me Dave was saying it didn’t matter and that he was no Adonis.
Poor Craig wants to get into it, but Andy hasn’t left the starting line.
Eager Beaver Craig.
I suspect Andy…who is a brick wall ..(hee hee, Andy could have a job on the Mexican border….too soon?) was deterred by Craig’s over readiness. Craig was as ready as a fully dilated pregnant woman.
I don’t know that having his butt cheeks squeezed within 5 minutes of meeting is Andy’s style. Guessing, not.
Not sure if beaver is really Craig’s thing.
😁😁😁😁
OK….up to the bit where Dave’s not “feeling it”.
….and Jess has noticed that the conversation is “Shtrained”.
It looks like they have been married for 20 years.
Oh, now I feel sorry for Jess, but I kind of get Dave’s position too.
It is the surfing incident that seals the deal.
Dave and Jess have been the most entertaining so far. I didn’t think I would get into the couples this year because they all seemed so ‘myeh’, but their characters and issues are emerging to make it fun.
Maybe, and this is just a maybe, he could see their interests weren’t a match and he didn’t want to lead her on. And you can be sure the producers will jump at anything that creates drama
I think I would have to see more before I would be certain that Dave is a jerk as opposed to a guy who’s “just not into you”.
Maybe I am being too forgiving of Dave because he was funny. I think he and Jess were good together in the laughs department.
It was not the ‘he is just not into her’ that is the problem but how he handled it. We will concede he was pushed into a corner with the ‘bikini body’ discussion. Producer initiated, shame on them. Jess initiated, what the hell was she thinking? It was the coldness towards Jess during the surfing lesson that was a step too far to execute a decision made before the wedding ceremony. You may not like her but you can be chivalrous towards her. Give her the whole ‘it’s not you but me’ speech and not the silent treatment.
I reckon cutting his toenails into the bathroom sink is a sure sign the magic has gone…and no crystals or bells will bring it back.
I love the way those two moved from wedding bells to “we have been married for 20 years and don’t talk, dress up or have polite bathroom habits”. It’s not that they dodn’t act married, it’s that they DID. 😂
Ooh, Jess has got dumped but he did “it’s you, not me” speech.
He just didn’t even give it a go. Obviously the match-makers are not always going to get it right, however when you CHOOSE to go in to this kind of show, surely you wouldn’t throw in the towel after one day! No idea how he has so many tickets on himself, I don’t find him attractive at all.
Yep! Dave wanted a Victoria Secret Model and when that did not materialised he threw the towel.
Ouch…wet, dead fish…Craig wanted too much, too soon.
Another tattoo!!
OMG – fetch my bucket. The L word.
https://twitter.com/ricey7470/status/773124825225175040
There you go Maz.
Thanks.
The tab does press and copy. I don’t know if I can do it on my lap top.
Oh boy. How old are these pple? They look old but act like teenagers. “I love you already, babe”.