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brain dead dave

Bring it on , $tooges of $todge.

You can never be sure what awaits in the wanderful Ma$terchef Kitchin.

Ammunity ? Alimination?

Alaments.

It’s all about the three unwise men.

Liberty

Yup, rewrite those history books. Ma$terchef Australia – the original and the best! ahem…

techhater

I saw the promo the other day with the dreamy Marco (be still my beating heart) I can’t wait. 😛

Von

I always watch Master Chef, once we get past the dedications to dead grannies, battling single mums, and double-amputee sisters, who the contestants are always cooking for. Most of the people on it have some cooking nouse, and the quality does come out as the season progresses, unlike MKR.

Pretty sure I will be heartily sick of this ad by May; but MPW is to me like the young fellow is to Windsong.

Littlepetal

Oops. You need to share MPW with Techhater! !

Von

Share? Nooooo.

Well, if that’s the only way…

Littlepetal

Then we want to see a cat fight over MPW but please don’t wave the kitchen knife

techhater

Yea but then we have to share him with Emilia Fox anyway. 😯 but I think I have an advantage because my middle name is Emilia and apart from my grandmother she’s the only other person I know who spells it that way.

Maz

Best amatas eva!

techhater

Von just for you from me

Zhee

He kinda looked like Orlando Bloom. That I like. The old man-version, not so much. 😀 But it might be my age…

daisy

I can see Orlando Bloom in this photo too, Zhee.

Von

I don’t know how to spell the sound I made when I saw that.

techhater

Gotta love a man with a big gun 😛

brain dead dave

“Where’s my quail? Where’s my quail? Where’s my quail?”

“How long ? How long? How Long?”

techhater

Ooooh I could say something quite rude but I won’t. 😳

brain dead dave

“Simplicity. Flavour. Dreams”

“You can tell a lot about a person by how they boil an egg”

techhater

I love it. To think we have to wait till may thank goodness he’s in the ads.

Liberty

I’m quite partial to MPW as well 🙂 Rock, paper, scissors?

techhater

No need anyone who likes MPW can share with us. And you can have this present.

techhater

And this one.

Von

This one does it as well.

BDD’s impression up there was spot on.

But,I can’t sit here gazing at the screen all day. Just another half a minute maybe…

daisy

Scissors. And maybe some soap.

Jayblossom

I watch it but can’t remember who won last year and can only remember the guy who did the amazing desserts. But that’s okay because this years will be the best eva!

brain dead dave

Was it Georgia? Cried a lot. She had Gary’s “attention”

Nah, I Googled it. Billie.

techhater

Don’t you mean Gorgeya 😕

Rosie

I’ll be watching, but ONLY when the repulsive (sorry gice) MPW is nowhere near.I shan’t be watching those days or, gods forbid, weeks.

I only remember Billie won last year because she pops up in my Delicious magazine every month.

techhater

That’s OK Rosie we can’t all like the same things. How boring would the world or this site be if we did. Variety is the spice of life. 🙂

Fijane

Yep, MPW doesn’t do it for me either.

There’s been an ad on the food network recently that has Shannon Bennett. I’d forgotten how sweet he is!

daisy

I will watch if it isn’t too scripted and contrived like MKR. I want to see the contestants be allowed to speak for themselves, not from a cue card. I miss the characters like Wags, from a few years ago.
I hope that commenting cobbers like CB, Georgie, Dr T, Joseph Skyrim and Baker Boy find ttv for MC.

Eliza

I was a MC devotee until last year. Too much crying and dramatics from the judges! Agree with Von above, might tune in once we get past the dedications to dead grannies.. etc.. etc.. etc. I am not heartless but don’t like it being shoved in my face on a freaking cooking show. Also, there was no Hayden, Daniel, Lynton, Ben… plus all other hot past contestants, so I wasn’t so interested. 🙂

Ewwwwww MPW.. you guys can have him!!! 😛

daisy

No thanks. I don’t fancy him at all. Culinary grunge. He looks dirty and so does that Colin chef.

Fijane

So, what recent trends will be flogged to death on the show? Is the soil era over (almost totally absent from MKR)? What are the ‘new’ ingredients that will be shoved into every dish?

Bob

I will watch if they get real and get back to making it about the cooking. Hopefully.
I am in the camp that finds MPW pretentious.

daisy

Oh my goodness,Bob. Sooooo pretentious. So sickeningly pretentious.

brain dead dave

Y’all done forgot about The Penguin , then?

That’s what Ma$terchef is all about. People who can’t cook in a million years being celebrated ad nauseam.

“We gotta hustle ,gice!”

No.

techhater

Remember the sardines cooked with guts still intact. :mrgreen: was that Kelty king of the awful offal.

brain dead dave

Noeleen excelled at offal, as well, but leaving the offal intact with the”protein” was inspired on Kelty’s part.

Then you get the kind of sick,twisted favouritism displayed by Gary toward Georgia, for example.

Real chefs laugh at this show and have for years. Winners of MC all of a sudden begin calling themselves chefs. Embarrassing and 110% deceptive.

techhater

Don’t forget the torturing of vegetarians like Deb who had to impale a whole pig in Italy.

Wonder if there’ll be any overseas trips this season.

Pandy

I will always remember Deb and the pig, and J Star writing musicals for us.

Sandii

Ah! memories!

techhater

Memories or recurring nightmares 😯

brain dead dave

Remember when Mat got caught with the mobile phone and Jowl$y presided over a kangaroo court about “cheating”?

Hopefully, daisy can produce a potato head Jowl$y with all the bells and whistles.

daisy

Now, funnily enough, I had thought both Jowsy and Manu were good candidates for the potato make over.

And MPW would be easy, but corn is out of season. I would have used corn black corn hair for his hair…..and pubes.

Littlepetal

The first few seasons were so much fun. Then the judges have favourite and blatantly pushed them through the end.

What about Rishi. He lost to Emma Dean who went on to win MC.

I think this season they are getting cooks that already have high skills and can cook so they can produce these amazing food. They can then crow about how the contestants are better than the celebrity chefs.

I thought I saw in the promo the contestant who have to leave because of a head injury is back.

Eliza

Agree, the show has lost its touch. I don’t like how they push their favourites too. Ughhh don’t get me started on Emma winning again.. she couldn’t even cook chips!! Hahaha MC shame!

daisy

I am watching Cutthroat Kitchen for the irst time. I am not sure what o make of it, but there have been some interesting improvisations. Is this where you ot the “chocolate cake in a rice cooker” idea, Littlepetal?

daisy

OK. I have seen enough. It’s just silly. 😞

Fijane

The kids love it, I really dislike it. I think it is the overdramatics of the host that get to me the most.

daisy

At first I thought, “OK, some good improv. ideas, but then they had someone cooking with their arms in metal tubes and later, when I walked past the telly, a lady in a vat, trying to make a jus. That’s when I thought it was just nonsense. With or without a bad host.

Fijane

And because of the silly sabotages, the actual food they are asked to cook is very basic.

brain dead dave

“Best apprenticeship on the planet”

I fear for Gary’s sanity. There’s no apprenticeship involved .

That takes four years, Gaz. Only the feeble of mind go on Ma$terchef and call themselves a “chef” afterwards.

Littlepetal

Saw another promo for MasterChef. Because last season we were so impressed with Reynold’s desserts that this year they are focusing on desserts. Saw some rediculous delicious and tecnical desserts on the peomo that could not be done by amateurs.

Unfortunately this show is not about home cooks anymore.
Those were the days. Marion, Justine, Poh, Billie, Adam etc.